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I love this
story. In addition to buying up all
domains that could be used to
"harm" the candidate, like
www.bushsucks.com, George W Bush and his
lawyer are trying to force off the
internet all sites making fun of George W
or even using his name and initials
without permission. Must be because the
internet is a liberal plot invented by Al
Gore. Good thinking, eh? Imagine the
strategizing: "Let's see, the
internet is now one of the most powerful
influences on American thought -let's get
everybody on it mad at us." Too bad
about this, because Bush's dad has a good
sense of humor. Click here for the story.
We intend to give Bush equal time,
although that will be difficult since
Gore is inherently goofier.
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Speaking
of goofy, here's the noblest Roman of
them all, Steve Forbes, defining a major
campaign issue. If he's elected
president, he'll scrap the new twenty
dollar bills. He declared "we'll
have money that looks real again".
I'd certainly make that one of my top
five campaign promises. To hell with the
environment, the Balkans, the economy,
China policy and that kind of
insignificant crap. Let's get those
monetary graphics right.
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Mailbox:
"Scoopy, just for fun, since you
published pictures of Dagmar Veskrnova
from "Ferat Vampire" - she is
now a Czech Republic President's
wife."
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Mailbox:
"Do you have any info about a
charity calendar featuring high jumper
Amy Acuff". No, and I don't think
you'd be happy with our fully-dressed
pictures of Roy Acuff. Anybody out there
know more??
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The Spy
who Shagged Me managed to shag the #1
spot from Star Wars over the weekend. The
$54.7 million weekend was the highest
ever for a comedy - very impressive since
it's competing head-to-head against
"Menace" - and within sight of
the $64 million attained by Menace itself
in its opening weekend. This must be
about the best marketed and merchandised
movie ever. Contrary to what most people
now think, the first movie wasn't a
megahit. In three days, Shagged has
already made more at the box office than
its predecessor did in its entire
lifetime in the theaters. The original
was profitable relative to its $17
million cost, but the domestic box was
only $53 million. The successor should be
hugely profitable because it cost $30
million, still economical by Hollywood
blockbuster standards. Phantom Menace
cost $110 million, Titanic about double
that. By the way, Titanic did only $28
million in its opening weekend on its way
to about TWO FRIGGING BILLION in
international box office. ($600 million
US, $1.2 billion outside the US).
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| Mark
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Mark of the
Devil isn't very notable for its content.
It was an overseas ripoff of the fairly
successful movie about witchhunting, The
Conqueror Worm. It did, however, have a
hilarious marketing campaign. (Nobody
admitted without a vomit bag). This type
of gimmick campaign was common to promote
b movies in the 50's and 60's, and it was
still dragging on through the drive-in
circuit for many additional years. The
movie stars Herbert Lom, who is best
known as Clouseau's boss in those Pink
Panther films and is kind of John Saxon
with a foreign accent, and Udo Kier, who
was best known as the worst actor who
ever lived before Jean-Claude Van Damme
was born. You can see Kier in those
Warhol/Morrissey Frankenstein/Dracula
movies. He was the famous count and
baron. "Sometimes, Igor, you have to
fuck life in the gall bladder". He
also played Dr Jekyll, Hitler, and
starred Spermula and in a movie called
Das Deutsche Kettensaegen Massaker (The
German Chainsaw Massacre. I didn't make
that up). Actually, he was kinda good in
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Anyway, The
Realist said he's not even sure if he has
these women ID'd right, but you can see
it was some highly intellectual fare.
This is Gaby Fuchs, or maybe not.
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Mark of the
Devil. Gaby Fuchs
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Mark of the
Devil. Gaby Fuchs
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Mark of the
Devil. Ingeborg Schoener.
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Mark of the
Devil. Ingeborg Schoener.
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| Goodies |
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This is an
oldie but goodie. A Max Cherry scan of
Jennifer Lopez in a see-through top.
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One guy sent
me this and the next one because I have
never run these see-throughs of Cameron
Diaz, even though they are not new at
all. (One is dated 1997)
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Cameron
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Paparazzi
shot of Eva Dahlgren and her female
marital partner. Eva is topless.
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Calyx did a
beautiful job with this collage of
Virginia Hey in Farscape.
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from Jimmy
the Saint, Diane Gartner wading.
See-through top.
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Justina Vail
in "7 Days", from Dalton. No
nudity. She appears to have a great body.
Has anyone more revealing shots of her?
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