Wednesday

Tuna
"Kiss the Sky"

Kiss the Sky (1999) is billed as a romance, but it is more of a buddy movie about two men going through male menopause. The only thing they really suffer from is a total lack of self awareness, but they blame their life, their families, and society for the fact that swallowing prescription drugs is the only thing that keeps them from committing suicide. The solution? Go to the Philippines together for a business deal, travel to a remote spot, have a three way with Sheryl Lee, and then finally realize that maybe they are responsible for who they are.

They both feel they had the secret of life as young hippies, and want to regain that freedom and sense of self-importance. Sheryl Lee, for her part, is out to discover who she is. As part of that discovery, she is up for most anything sexual. We see her breasts, buns, and partial bush between a three way sex scene and a skinny dipping scene. Elena Bennet and Katie Chesters do a full frontal in a daydream.

IMDb readers have this at 5.5 of 10. Although I am from the generation that this film is supposed to target, it bored me to distraction. First, the two heroes obviously learned nothing in the 60s, and went through their whole lives without a clue. Second, it was chock full of "meaningful" Zen dialogue. Third, it was completely predictable It never had a theatrical release. Based on the comments at IMDb, it seems to resonate with other men who are not cursed with self-awareness. This is a C-. If male menopause is your idea of a good time, here is 105 minutes entirely devoted to it.

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  • Elena Bennet and Katie Chesters (1, 2)
  • Sheryl Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25)

    "Love Thy Neighbor"

    Love Thy Neighbor (2002) is likely a low budget straight to vid, although IMDb has no release information, and no reviews. There are only 5 votes. Jack is screwing Molly. Unfortunately, Molly is Chuck's wife. Molly is also Tammy, his wife's best friend. The plot is set in motion when Chuck tells Jack that he might have AIDS. Meanwhile, Molly is Giving Tammy sex advice, to regain Jack's interest. There is a whole lot of deception and hand wringing until the shocking surprise ending.

    The only nudity comes from a lap dancer, played by Melissa Bacelar This might have worked as a soft core comedy with a whole lot more nudity and simulated sex, but as a cautionary tale about the evils and dangers of adultery, it was a total flop. The constant use of instant replay and fantasy didn't help, it only made it hard to follow. Don't waste your time. D-.

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  • Melissa Bacelar (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

     

    The Josephine Baker Story

    Typically first-class production from HBO, both in the filming and in the DVD mastering. When it comes to doin' everything right, HBO is da man. When it comes to production quality, they are the Disney of cable networks. Including spectacularly beautiful nudity! I liked the movie, and Tuna loved it. We both would have enjoyed it if it were twice as long, me because I thought it was too shallow on some important elements of her life, Tuna because he just couldn't get enough of it.

     

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    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Brainscan
    A few oops edits and comments by Brainscan:

    • Alicia Keys, the singer wearing a see-thru bra and revealing a nipple in concert.

    • Ditto that for everyone's favorite dumb blonde pop star Jessica Simpson.

    • And last up, here is an image of Venessa Fisher, the current Miss Canada wearing a bikini and sporting some camel toe.


    By the way...The woman that PAL asked about is former Heffer Jeanie Bell... at least that's what I've heard. Never been able to get the movie, myself.

    Crimson Ghost
    Today the Ghost takes a look at the mega-lo budget 1986 stinker "Breeders".

    • Adriane Lee (1, 2)
    • Adriane Lee .wmv


    • Frances Raines....mostly breast and bum views, plus a hint of pubes in link #8.
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    • Frances Raines .wmvs. In links 1 and 2 she's nude her nude yoga. #3 has all 3 b's. In 4 and 5 she's just walking around nekkid.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)


    • LeeAnne Baker, topless and just a hint of rear nudity.
      (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • LeeAnne Baker .wmvs (1, 2, 3)


    • Natalie O'Connell, topless and baring her bum. (1, 2, 3)
    • Natalie O'Connell. .wmvs of her walking around nekkid. Yawn. (1, 2)

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Showgirl Murders"
    My brother watched this 1996 movie with me, and he commented "that is the worst movie I ever saw". Well, it wasn't the worst movie I ever saw, and may be one of Maria Ford's better ones.

    Maria Ford did a lot more than just get naked for this film; she did all the choreography, and I thought the dancing was better than in some high-budget stripper flicks that I've seen.

    The story, while not unique, is decent. When a bar owner and his wife struggle to keep their business afloat, a mysterious young woman shows up looking for a job, and much more. She has a plan to make the bar profitable, but the plan also includes inducing the bar owner to kill his wife and marry her. A few interesting twists along the way make this movie far better than "the worst movie I ever saw". Unfortunately, the picture quality of the DVD may well be some of the worst I ever saw, so the collage isn't as good as I'd have liked.

    Nikki Fritz appears as a stripper with Maria in the movie (and the collage).

    Variety
    Brittany Daniel
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    and
    Leighton Meester

    		DeadLamb takes a look at the pilot episode of FOX's new show, "North Shore". Both ladies look fantastic in bikinis.

    DeadLamb adds...
    "The show is soooo bad. A pure clone of Las Vegas except a few slight tweaks in order to keep from getting sued. It might as well be called of "Las Vegas of Northshore". Even the character roles are the same, except with slightly different jobs."

    In other Britney Daniel news...

    The Skin-man has a nudity report from the CineVegas Film Festival, confirming that Britney gets nekkid in a several scenes of her latest movie, "The Hillside Strangler"!

    Yuliya Mayarchuk
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    		DeVo 'caps of the Russian babe baring all in scenes from Tinto Brass' "Corti Circuiti Erotici".

    Abi Titmuss
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    		Over the weekend, the British tabloids reported that UK TV personality (from the shows "Richard and Judy" and "Hell's Kitchen") made a XXX home video with her boyfriend, UK TV host John Leslie...and they had pics to prove it. Thanks to Dragon for the scans from the Sunday Sport.

    Deborah Shelton
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    		The former Miss USA (1970) going topless in scenes from "Circuitry Man 2" (1994). 'Caps by Don Juan.

    Carla Hidalgo
    (1, 2, 3)

    		Very nice full frontal nudity in scenes from the Spanish movie "Muertos de risa" aka "Dying of Laughter" (1999). 'Caps by Señor Skin.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    REPUBLICANS SELLING BUSH KETCHUP
    The S-l-o-w-e-r Ketchup - GOP Capitol Hill staffer Chris Cylke and partner Patrick Spero are hoping to strike it rich this election year with a Republican alternative to Heinz Ketchup: "Bush Country Ketchup." They say it's formulated for conservative tastebuds and goes great with Freedom Fries, and it will irritate liberals and won't enrich John Kerry's wife. But it will enrich them: it's $5.99 a bottle, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

  • Republicans think that's cheap, since they've never bought ketchup before.
  • It's formulated for Republican tastebuds: very rich, but a little bitter.
  • These days, any ketchup that's red instead of purple or green is considered conservative.


    GIVE YOUR GRADUATE A BOOB JOB
    No Car, Just Headlights - The New York Post reports that the hot graduation gift for teen daughters isn't a car, it's a boob job. Between 2002 and 2003, the number of US 18-year-olds getting implants nearly tripled to 11,326. Experts say media images of curvaceous girls and shows like "Extreme Makeover" are making girls dislike their bodies, so parents have started giving them implants as a graduation gift. Some doctors warn of the dangers of implants for girls who are still growing, but they say that between an advocacy group and a surgeon promising to make you look better, you know who a teenage girl is going to believe.

  • They're going to believe the most informed source: TV.
  • Plus, if they're going to be an investment, she needs to get them while she's still young enough to marry Donald Trump.
  • Today's typical deal is: "You get all A's, and your parents will give you double-D's."
  • Did I mention we're talking about MIDDLE school graduation?


    WORLD'S WEIRDEST COLLEGE ENTRANCE INTERVIEWS
    Clinton Aced This Interview - The London Telegraph reports that more than 10,000 straight-A students were rejected by Oxford and Cambridge in 2003, based on results of weird interviews designed to see if they can "think outside the box." So a teen who wanted to study medicine was rejected when he couldn't name Santa's reindeer. A pre-law student was asked, "If I painted a picture on the side of your house, who would own it?" Poly-sci students were asked, "What do you think is the effect of the Japanese mafia on Brazil and America?" And an English professor asked a student, "What is the point of me teaching you?"

  • Apparently, none whatsoever.
  • That should be "MY teaching you"...
  • I'm guessing the effect of the Japanese mafia would be..."bad."
  • Why does a medical student need to know Santa's reindeer? He didn't want to study veterinary medicine.
  • In Britain, this is known as the "S.A.T.," or "Silly-Ass Test."


    VIRGINIA URGES MEN TO LAY OFF THE KINDER
    Virginia Is For Lovers - Virginia officials are concerned with the number of men over 18 impregnating girls as young as 13. So the Department of Health is putting up billboards and distributing posters, coasters and bar napkins with such admonitions as "Sex with a minor: Don't go there" and "Isn't she a little young?"

  • Apparently, she looked old enough to get into a bar.
  • Here's a better slogan..."Jail: Don't go there!"
  • How about, "If she's not 18, you're looking at 8-to-10."
  • Virginia seems to be running low on virginity.