The best things you
get to say in golf
- "You need
to bend your shaft less"
- "You'll
have to wash your balls first"
- "She's
playing with her own set"
- "You'll
have to work on straightening out my putter"
- "I'll be
working on the short strokes"
- "Mind if I
join your threesome?"
- "She's a
real swinger"
- "After all
those holes I can barely walk"
- "Stand
with your back turned and drop it"
- "Your
hands are so sweaty you can't get a good
grip"
- "Nice
downstroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot
to be desired."
- "You'll
enjoy playing with Miss Jones. She's a natural
hooker"
- "I lay
three before sinking it in that hole"
- "Keep your
head down and spread your legs a bit more"
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Today's
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Scoopy Jr.'s Hot
Pics of the Day
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On the lighter side,
Comedy Central's "The Daily Show"-which
is a must see in my book- ran this great fake of
America's sweetheart, Monica Lewinsky. Thanks to
RJL for this one.
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op Singers! |
You hear them on the
radio, you see them on Empty-V, and now, you get
them naked! From our good friends at Celeb Net,
some of today's hottest stars. From down under,
here's Kylie Minogue by Graphics Response.
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Due to popular
demand, Graphic Response also put together this
collage of the younger Minogue sister, Dannii.
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Very sexy scans of
Pop/R&B singer Toni Braxton. Also by Graphic
Response.
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Blondie! Yes it's the
late 70's, early 80's pop/disco sensation Debbie
Harry. Fair warning, the rock and roll life can
be hard on the body as time goes by.
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One more of Debbie
Harry.
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Natalie Cole by Boat
Fan. Another great collage for our music
category. Personally though I don't count Natalie
as being a real performer. Yes, she is beautiful,
and she can sing, but when the only songs a
person records are really just edited tunes sung
by your dead father with your voice dubbed
in....I call that Karaoke!
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Another popular early
80's singer, Laura Branigan.
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Carrie Fisher |
Yes, it's Princess
Lea herself! Most people only remember her metal
bikini from "Return of the Jedi" and
her bra scenes from the dwarfsploitaion classic
"Under the Rainbow". But before Tom
Hanks became a super star, he teamed up with
Fisher in the forgettable "The Man with One
Red Shoe". Here's our Princess wearing
leopard skin undies chasing Hanks around the
bedroom.
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Carrie Fisher #2
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Carrie Fisher #3
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One last look at
Carrie. Thanks to Crow for all of these vidcaps.
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Classic Scoopy |
A large portion of
our images are sent in by our viewers. And after
gathering a collection of over 4,000 celebrities,
with about 10,000 total images, we sometimes
forget if we've run certain pics or not. These
three are images that were recently sent in that
we have run in the past, but I felt were just too
good pass up without a second viewing. This first
one is the very sexy Laetitia Casta and her fuzzy
bikini.
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