I talked to him yesterday, and he said he'd be back on the job by the middle of next week! (Because the 70-75,000 collages he has already made just aren't enough!) We have no way to know if that is optimism or realism, but he sounded chipper.

I think I'll let him tell you about his experiences when he's back to e-mail. In the meantime, we'll keep you posted on when and how to contact him, as soon as that becomes appropriate.

Other Crap:

• Google Set to Offer Payment Service to Compete With eBay's PayPal ... "Google Inc. this year plans to offer an electronic-payment service that could help the Internet-search company diversify its revenue and may heighten competition with eBay Inc.'s PayPal unit."
• Google Maps starts to make progress at mapping the rest of the world.
• Pranksters hijack a pizza call-in line.
• Mexican Death Cult heads into Texas. Excellent. We were falling well below our death cult quota, and that could have meant a big drop-off in Federal Death Cult Aid.
• Fake Lottery Tickets Scratch Off Winners.
  • "You may have seen these gag fake lottery tickets on the show Americas Funniest Home Videos."
• Batman rakes in $15.5 million on Friday
  • That's good, but not spectacular. Mr and Mrs Smith did $17.5 last Friday.
  • Weekend Warrior had predicted a $70 million opening weekend for Batman, but it now appears headed for the $50M range.
  • The week's other major release, The Perfect Man, opened in the #6 slot.
  • Mr and Mrs Smith easily held on to the #2 position, having more than doubled the gross of the #3 film.
• Crazy Video: Office pranksters drop 2000 superballs on a co-worker.
• School nurse forced girl to take pregnancy test. Let me just take a wild guess here. Nothing of the sort ever happened as they described it. Family wants to make easy money on a lawsuit against the school district. Sound about right?
• The family of a man who claims to have found millions of dollars worth of gold and antique guns in a desert cave says he's tired of dealing with the federal government, and plans to just leave the cache where he found it.
• Leonardo DiCaprio was hit with a bottle while attending a party and needed about a dozen stitches to close a wound near his ear.
  • The party was given by Rick Salomon. If that sounds familiar, he's the guy in the naughty Paris Hilton home video.
  • "While leaving a small private gathering, Leo was attacked by a woman who was trespassing and had been repeatedly asked to leave the property."
• I'm not sure if you have time for Father's Day, since they are in Japan, but I'm sure dad would enjoy a lifelike robot cat.
• Fantastic Four - Ten minutes of Behind The Scenes footage
• Since The Filthy Critic doesn't review straight-to-video films, there was really nobody sensitive enough to write about this incandescent cinema classic, so I had to do it myself. Uncle Scoopy's Guest House, featuring Man-Thing
• Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk" ... "Delays takeoff to de-ice his mojito

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Malin Akerman (1, 2)

Today is another 'Hankster Light" day...

Here is the amazing Eva Green in "The Dreamers". No words are necessary to describe Eva. Her acting and her body were superb in her very first film. So sit back, relax and enjoy these scenes from from this great flick by Bernardo Bertolucci.

• Eva Green (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

"A Problem with Fear" (2003)
Canadian comedy featuring several phobias including public nudity.

• Kristin Nowosad: full frontal doing the streak.

"Slipstream" (1973)
Canadian hippie movie not to be confused with the 1985 Mark Hamill sci-fi of the same name.

• Patti Oatman: full frontal doing the streak.
• Karen Peterson: one timer showing partial boob.

"Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold" (1984)
Amazon spaghetti western starring the flaxen haired Laurene Landon of Hundra fame.

• Laurene Landon: bare back.

"Dracula" (1979)
UK horror with some exported Canadian talent.

• Kate Nelligan: downblouse having vampire sex.

"The Apple" (1980)
Hopelessly dated pg13-rated rock opera with adam & eve theme.

• Catherine Mary Stewart: various sexy outfits including nude body stocking.

"Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Mork & Mindy" (2005)
Recently aired tv movie about Robin Williams rise to fame.

• Ona Grauer: very sexy as Raquel Welch trying to get Mork from Ork's dork up.

I think by now, most magazines and tabloids have crowned Angelina Jolie "the hottest" or "most sexy woman on the planet" at least 4 or 5 times this month. Personally...I'm not going to argue with them.

Here is Jolie briefly topless and gettin' it on with Ethan Hawke in a scene from "Taking Lives".

• Angelina Jolie (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Angelina Jolie zipped .wmv

Holly Valance
(1, 2, 3, 4)

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