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- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Damien's Seed
Damien's Seed (1996) is a couples erotica horror offering.
Matthew Sullivan is a PI, and Leslie Harter Zemekis comes into his office
wanting him to find her missing sister, Teresa Politi. She offers enough money
that he accepts the case, in spite of the fact that he had planned a weekend
with his former police partner and current girlfriend Kira Reed. Clues lead to
the town of Lost Lake (played brilliantly by Big Bear Lake, California), so he
has a goodbye boff with Kira, and heads to Lost Lake. On the road, hitchhiker
Jacqueline Lovell stops him and gets a ride all the way to Lost Lake, then asks
to use his bath tub. That leads to sex, and then the investigation begins.
Lovell sweet-talks the room clerk, and Sullivan goes off to the local gin mill
for info, where he is told about a place in the woods where women gather. Once
there, he encounters the Women of Darkness led by Shauna O'Brien and Leslie
Olivan, performing a naked ritual. They grab and drug him, and then screw him.
He awakes back in his own bed, not sure what happened.
Then we have a long sequence of nudity and sex, where Lovell does the room
clerk, O'Brien and Olivan, Sullivan does Zemekis and O'Brien and Olivan do
Sullivan again. Finally we begin to learn what is going on, and that Sulivan is
more than just a hired dick.
Shauna O'Brien, Jacqueline Lovell, Leslie Olivan, Leslie Harter Zemekis and
Kira Reed show everything. Teresa Politi, who is bound during every one of her
appearances, is topless.
The story could have been strong had they done more with it, and given
it more screen time, but the emphasis here was clearly the nudity and sex.
Jacqueline Lovell was adorable, and proved yet again that she can act as well as
look cute, and that is what saved the film for me.
This, as couples erotica, is another C.
It is only available from RLDVDs.com in a dual region (1/4) in English with
optional Spanish subtitles.
IMDb readers say 4.8.
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Notes and collages
Beyond the Clouds
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Cría Cuervos
This is one of those movies that gets studied in film schools. In
fact, if you look around you will see they do study this Spanish movie in other countries.
Ana Torrent, whom you may have seen in the great Spanish movie Thesis, played the main character when she was only 10 years old, and she did a great job.
The movie will even come out as a Criterion DVD in August, so if you
like dark movies you should get this one.
Not the nicest nudity, but as it is a Spanish movie, it should have
some
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Roger Tullgren of Hassleholm, Sweden, won government disability pay
because he's addicted to heavy metal music. The tattooed, leather-clad
42-year-old says he has lost jobs because his whole lifestyle is built on heavy
metal and he needs to hear loud music regularly, so he works as a dishwasher to
buy CDs and concert tickets. The Swedish Unemployment Service claims
psychologists performed extensive tests before they classified him "disabled."
His boss will have to accommodate his disability by letting him blast music at
work and giving him time off for concerts, and he will get $130 (US) a week
disability pay, which he says he'll use to promote his band.
* On the other hand, he really is disabled. His hearing
is SHOT.
Dresden, Germany, attorney Jens Lorek left his industrial law practice to defend
people who've been abducted by space aliens, and he has his first major case.
Hotel chef Paul Hoffmann claims he was sucked into a UFO, "manipulated," and
sent back as an "apprentice shaman" to "bless the city for the arrival of
further aliens." As "instructed," he closed his bank accounts, bathed nude in a
public fountain and rode a bicycle naked. Police took him to a mental
hospital. Lorek is now suing the city, saying the cops had no legal grounds to
hospitalize Hoffman "because he was a victim of aliens," and "the state is
socially responsible, even for alien shamans, if they cannot protect them from
abduction."
* This is insanity! A lawyer, defending someone who
CLOSED his bank accounts?!
Horror movie director Wes Craven is suing his neighbor Pauly Shore, claiming
that the comic failed to maintain his pool, spa and landscaping, and the water
seepage caused a landslide in his yard and lowered his property value.
* If he cares about his property value, why did he buy a
house next door to Pauly Shore?
On this day in 1910, Count Zeppelin started the first airship passenger service.
He offered zeppelin trips from Friedrichshafen to
Dusseldorf, a distance of 300 miles.
* The first zeppelin should be arriving in Dusseldorf any
day now.
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