Monday

Monday's Goodies
Vidcaps
  • RDO presents Chloe Sevigny and Carisa Glucksman in "Gummo". This is the most revealing of the five.
  • RDO presents Chloe Sevigny and Carisa Glucksman in "Gummo". #2.
  • RDO presents Chloe Sevigny and Carisa Glucksman in "Gummo". #3.
  • RDO presents Chloe Sevigny and Carisa Glucksman in "Gummo". #4.
  • RDO presents Chloe Sevigny and Carisa Glucksman in "Gummo". #5.
  • Magicman presents Kim Basinger in "9 1/2 Weeks". The Rain Scene, possibly the most erotic scene ever filmed.
  • Magicman presents Kim Basinger in "9 1/2 Weeks". Her bare bottom.
  • Magicman presents Kim Basinger in "9 1/2 Weeks". The ice-cube scene.
  • Magicman presents Kim Basinger in "9 1/2 Weeks". The projector scene.
  • Rosa presents Yasmine Bleeth in "A Face to Die For". Bleeth hasn't done a real nude scene, but she comes close in this movie.
  • Rosa presents Yasmine Bleeth in "A Face to Die For".
  • PAL presents Jennifer Jason-Leigh in "Miami Blues"
  • PAL presents Valerie Kaprisky in "La Femme Publique" (and "Pubique" as well)
  • DonBun presents Sarah Trigger in "Deadfall"
  • Jennifer Grey in "Lover's Knot"
  • Joan Collins. I think this is from "The Stud", but I'm not sure. Despite mismatched breasts and a flat bottom, Joan still kept on showing it all off.
    • Miscellaneous
  • Asia Argento, daughter of Director Dario Argento, showing off her inspiring tattoo. (No nudity). She will star in, and Dario will direct, the new film version of "Il Fantasma Dell'Opera". I have a sneaky suspicion that means "Phantom of the Opera"
  • A photo from the making of "Fantasma". Here there is some nudity. Looks like Dario is ready to make the move up from Grade-C to Grade-B enterytainment. Seriously, he's in his Gaston Leroux phase. His previous project was a screenplay for "The Wax Mask". He is most famous for the classic horror story "Suspiria", with Jessica Harper.
  • Click here for the official web site for "Fantasma" (at www.darioargento.org). Beautiful images, but loads slower than Dan Quayle reading "A Brief History of Time"
  • If you want to read Phantom, the entire thing is on-line. Click here.
  • Just for fun, here is a complete description of the Paris Opera House from an 1879 article in Scribner's, which shows why it was credible that someone could haunt the place without ever being seen.
  • This is really "miscellaneous". Cloris Leachman (Phyllis from the MTM show), naked at 70, body painted as a living ad for vegetarianism. OK, she looks pretty good, but 70 is a little old for nudity unless you are John Gielgud.
    • Sunday's Goodies
    Nucathon
  • The king of Sunday in the Fun House is the Nucster, master of many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. First up, one of the most forgotten of them all, Agostina Belli, Italian grade-B star from the 70's.
  • No discussion of grade-B entertainment would be complete without the Hungarian bombshell, Ava Cadell (Ildiko Csath), born in Budapest. For you younger guys, Hungary had an inspiring but doomed revolution against the Soviet Union in 1956. Ava was a baby smuggled across the Austrian border during a flight to freedom in the aftermath of that struggle. Ava doesn't do anything all that well, but she does a little bit of everything ... big-bosom modeling, exercise tapes, singing, karate, Andy Sidaris movies. When I looked at her filmography, I noticed she has played a character named Ava in 5 of the 7 movies in which her character had a name. Oh, well, she's over 40 now and still looks great. She's shown here as some kind of big-boob, S&M vampire. I guess if you have to deal with vampires, better this kind than those wimpy Tom Cruise types.
  • Speaking of theose wacky bloodsuckers, here's Leslie Glass of "Vampire Vixens". By the way, you're not allowed to call them vampires anymore in the US. They are now are "undead Americans"
  • one more of our bloodthirsty friends: Miranda Lee Oberbeck of "1900 Vampire".
  • Just as Larry Olivier's film persona grew from a dashing but somewhat superficial leading man into the supreme interpreter of many classic roles, so has Belinda Balaski matured. In her early career, she was "blonde bimbo", and now she's "bimbo's mom". All joking aside, she may not be Kate Hepburn, but she's supposed to have a big role in that new movie with Rose McGowan and Casper Van Dien, "Past Imperfect", but I don't know much about it.
  • Blake Pickett's career also seems to be taking an Olivieresque turn, as she has gone from the superficiality of her early career, when she was doing movies like "Spring Break Sorority Babes", to the depth of her recent portrayals in such cinema classics as "Confessions of a Lapdancer".
  • Bunny Yaeger was a photographer of many of the pin-ups of the 50's. She also looked pretty good when she turned the camera back on herself.
  • I always thought Carol Kane was sexy in her soft, goofy way. She was Latka's wife on Taxi, with a pluperfect impersonation of his own fictitious language and accent. She's seen here in "The Last Detail"
  • Carolyn Renee Smith is a current starlet who is trying to move up from bit parts.
  • Carre Otis getting bonked by Mickey Rourke in "Wild Orchid". Rumor had it that they were really making the beast with two backs on camera, but Otis denied it. She did say that the filming made them so horny that they went to a room and did it for real for hours.
  • More of Carre Otis getting bonked by Mickey Rourke in "Wild Orchid". The girl cannot deliver a line naturally, but she sure looked great in that movie. Interesting to speculate how her career might have been different without Rourke. Last time I saw her, she weighed in at about 180.
  • Cassandra Delaney ... made a bunch of Aussie movies in the 80's. Was married for a while to the late John Denver.
  • Charlotte Lewis, well-known and gorgeous Eurasian actress.
  • Charlotte Rampling, aloof and beautiful actress who spent a decade or two naked, most notably in "the Night Porter".
  • Christine Cavalier. I don't know her, unless she's that lovable old French guy with the straw hat that used to sing "Mimi", "Valentina", and "Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise". I think not, though, because she was in "Santa Claws", and Maurice died many years earlier.
  • Julie Wallace, another of the girls of "Santa Claws".
  • This is a picture of uberbeauty Claudia Schiffer rare in that I've never seen it before and it offers us a clearly exposed nipple.
  • Darryl Hannah in "Splash" Tits in a Disney flick? .... well, kinda..
  • Jeez. This may be the hardest-core image that's ever run here, even though you can't see much. Deborah Caprioglio being porked by a woman with a plastic porker.
  • Dionne Warwick in "Slaves". Of course I know who she is ... singer of Burt Bacharach songs. I never heard of "Slaves". Cool thing about it: it also features Gale Sondegaard, famed Spider Woman nemesis of Rathbone's Sherlock Holmes
  • Dixie Peabody in "I'm Going to Bury me an Angel". I think this was her only movie. Check out this alliteration from the actual promo, "A howling hellcat humping a hot steel hog on a roaring rampage of revenge"
  • Dixie Peabody in "I'm Going to Bury me an Angel". A tacky tawny tigress teasing and taunting with her tits. No bio on her but a reasonable rule of thumb: women named "Dixie" are rarely from Vermont or Belgium.
  • with the possible exception of Mathilda May, Elle probably has the nicest natural bosom ever seen by civilized man. This is enough to give thanks and praise to George Eastman for the advances made in 20th century photography, as well as to the good Lord for the way he constructed this particular object of the lensman. I think this is one of those paparazzi telephoto-satellite shots where the photographer was in Europe and Elle was in Australia.
  • Emmanuelle Beart in "La Belle Noiseuse". This is the interminably long movie about paint drying, based upon a cerebral Balzac story. Although the movie is longer than most people's careers, Beart is naked for a great deal of it, therefore redeeming it for those of us who see the vidcaps, if not for those who had to sit through the thing to get the vidcaps. Although respected film critic Roger Ebert gave it four stars, you could argue fairly that it is the worst movie you've ever seen, except that nobody else but Ebert has ever stayed awake through the whole thing.
  • Erica Benja, former mistress of Sly Stallone. I guess that's redundant. She's a woman, has a pulse, and she's too old for Don Johnson, ergo must have been Stallone's girlfriend at one time or another.
  • Viviana Natale, another famous girlfriend, this time of that sensitive, caring guy, Steven Seagal.
  • In Fay Wray's day, there was no nudity in movies, but Fay gave it her best shot. I don't have it, but I think there is an out-take frame from King Kong in which her breast was uncovered. If memory serves, I saw it in one of those Horror/SF magazines years ago.
  • Fiona Lewis. When Celebrity Sleuth magazine picked her as one of the best 50 Sets of Natural Breasts, it was a surprise pick, but not an undeserved one. She was a "protege" of Roman Polanski ... at least until she reached puberty.
  • Karla Conway, Lisa Baker, Dede Lind. Three playmates from 1966-67 who recently were reunuited by Celebrity Sleuth
  • The homesite of Celebrity Sleuth. This is to Celebrity Nudity approximately what the Bible is to Christianity, and of course, it has more pictures than the latter work.
  • Gabriella Hall, who is in the TV series "Butterscotch". (Not naked, but nice)
  • Ginger Lynn Allen, star of all possible forms of Grad-B entertainment, and therefore one of our favorites.
  • Grace Slick, the queen of acid rock and lead singer of the Jefferson Airplane, had an anarchistic bent. When a photographer caught her unawares, she'd whip out a boob to keep the shot out of the mainstream press. Of course, the shots found other homes. She also once took off her top during bad weather in an outdoor concert, encouraging all female customers to do the same for good luck against nature. My kinda gal
  • Speaking of rock goddesses, here's the late Janis Joplin in sad condition in more ways than one.
  • Greta Scacchi (rhymes with "hockey"), with very dark hair.
  • Helen Shaver, as the schoolmarm seduced by the vagabond lesbian in "Desert Hearts". Kind of a remake of "the Fugitive Kind", with a woman playing Brando's part.
  • Isabelle Huppert is naked. Gee, what a surprise.
  • Oh, my stars and garters, here's another surprise: Jayne Mansfield in a bubble bath.
  • Jasmin St. James, one of the "stars" of "Naked Horror"
  • Another one! Stacy Warfel from "Naked Horror".
  • Jennifer Young, biological daughter of Gig Young, although they had no real relationship.
  • one more of Jennifer Young.
  • Really wierd picture of Jillian McWhirter of "Progeny".
  • nude vidcap of Joan Collins. I think this is from "The Stud", which was written by her sister, Jackie
  • nude vidcaps of Joanna Cassidy from "Night Games". She really has a muscular butt.
  • Joan Prather in "Big Bad Momma". Surprisingly, the AFI did not pick this among its best 100 American Films. You know what movie it DID include? .... the visually rich but emotionally and intellectually impoverished "Doctor Zhivago". Oh, the horror. I prefer "Big Bad Momma". Hell, I'd rather watch Kevin Costner as Robin Hood. At least that's good for a laugh. The final scene in Zhivago, with Omar Sharif tapping on the shoulder of every woman in Russia looking for Lara (hey, it's a small country), must be one of the dumbest scenes ever filmed, and actually provokes laughter among audiences who are supposed to feel his pathos.
  • Joey Heatherton in "Bluebeard".
  • Joyce Mandell, big-bosom model from a few decades ago.
  • Joyce Mandell
  • dark haired pre-fame, pre-exercise Madonna.
  • Madonna in her physical prime.
  • Marion Michael as Liane of the Jungle. The innocent nudity in these German movies was banned in many parts of the USA in the 50's.
  • Melanie Griffith, very early in her career.
  • Melissa Wolf, centerfold chick.
  • Melissa Wolf, centerfold chick.
  • Mia Nygren. Vidcap from "Emmanuelle V", I think
  • Michelle Saresti of "the Girly Show".
  • very explicit image of Michelle Thompson of "In Search of a Wild Bikini".
  • Naomi, looking serene, and with a giant cross between her brests.
  • Odile Michel. She was one of the stars of the saccharine 1977 coming-of-age film "Peppermint Soda". Some years later, she did some much kinkier stuff.
  • "The Postman's" Olivia Williams, getting naked in front of Costner.
  • yet another topless picture of Sharon Stone.
  • yet another topless picture of Sharon Stone.
  • Now this is obscure. Shirley Cash, Johnny Cash's sister. What little she's wearing IS black, thereby upholding the family tradition. Next week, Potsie's 3rd cousin.
  • Sinead O'Connor in her sheer top..
  • Susan Ellen White of "Scream Queen Christmas".
  • Sylva Koscina, the Croatian beauty who was one of the most prolific actresses of all time. 122 features before her death in 1994 at 61.
  • Teal Roberts, who played one of the strippers in this scene rom "Beverly Hills Cop II".
  • paparazzi look at Trudie Styler, Mrs Sting.
  • Valerie Kaprisky, naked as usual, and thank heaven for that.
  • downblouse of Valerie Simpson of Ashford and Simpson..
  • Victoria Vetri, of "Invasion of the Bee Girls".
  • recent paparazzi shot of Tina Turner. I guess you know who she is.
    • Saturday's Goodies
    "Bikini Hoe-Down"
  • Could this be as much fun as it sounds? I haven't seen this one, but the IMDb plot summary is worth a laugh. Perhaps this is one of those rare B-grade winners. Most likely it's just a bunch of large breasted bimbos running around naked. But that's fun too. Thanks to Helcrom for all of these vidcaps from "Bikini...". This first one is of most of the naked cast.
  • The rest of Helcrom's work singles out the "stars" of the movie. Here's the very busty Griffin Drew.
  • Next is Ashlie Rhey. This collage features some sex scenes, including one in a hot tub. Personally I didn't know farms had hot tubs.
  • The only brunette in the bunch, Shayna Ryan.
  • Our final "star" from "Bikini Hoe-Down", Maureen Flaherty. Oddly enough, I don't recall seeing any bikinis in these vidcaps.
    • "Emanuelle nera" aka "Emanuelle in Africa"
  • Various vidcaps of Laura Gemser.
  • More of Gemser out by the pool, from the movie also called "Black Emanuelle".
  • Karin Schubert, just doin' it.
  • More of Karin. I love the subtle little touches of these older erotic movies. In todays stuff you never see any really cool posters like in these vidcaps.
    • Today's Images
    Italian Beauties
  • Every so often we get a few new installments from this Italian Beauties series. They're usually total unknowns for most of us, but they always offer a nice spice to the Fun House. First up is Ilaria Galassi.
  • Actress, Claudia Koll. Fair warning, our American viewers may find this one scary.
  • Next from italianbox.com is Barbara Livi.
  • Here's a closer look at Barbara.
  • Tiziana Lodato. To me she looks sort of like Mia Sara from "Ferris Bueller".
  • Rounding up this collection with the lovely, and bathing Adriana Volpe.
    • Fun House Variety
  • Martina Colombari, about to fall completely out of her clothes.
  • Another treasure from the vault of hyphenated obscurity. It seems that Elliffen Graphix is now challenging The Anonymous Guy as the official gatekeeper of the hyphen world (straight-to-vid and made-for-cable). Here's Elliffen's latest, Russian newcomer, and model Anfisa Netinskaya, from "Red Shoe Diaries: Strip Poker".
  • Hugo is back from vacation, and once again hard at work. One of his first new 'caps since returning, Patsy Kensit from the movie "Angels & Insects".
  • Marcela Wallerstein. An unknown to me, but you may have seen her in a few of the newer "Emanuelle" movies.
  • More from Helcrom. Here is a mainstay of the B-grade, busty babe, straight to video industry, Shannon Whirry from "Dangerous Prey".