Friday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B;ood and Sex Nightmare

(2008)


Amy (Julia Morizawa) has just returned from her father's funeral in Japan, where she renewed her interest in Japanese spirituality. Her boyfriend is tired of her being a virgin, and suggests that they take a trip to a swingers' resort. She agrees to the trip, but nothing more. By the time they arrive, we have already seen the first of many slashings.
 

Blood and Sex Nightmare is a low budget slasher film with a useful premise that was somewhat squandered. The premise would have allowed for the mother of all softcore films with regular slashing, but the filmmakers actually showed way too much restraint. That is not to say that there was no kink. Several women do show body parts, including full frontal in many cases, but mostly in subdued light. In one case, a penis is severed, and inserted in the mouth of the girlfriend. Gorehounds will find the content appropriate and adequate to the genre, but I could have done with another 40 minutes of group sex and fetish material to supplement or supplant the gore.


It will be released on DVD August 5th of this year.

Lilly St Claire

 

Niki Notarile

 

Tina Krause

 

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Le Secret

2000

A little "Hankster Light" for today. We have Anne Coesens and her delightful "Tiny Tots."


 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Open Window

2006

Robin Tunney

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girls Can't Swim

2000

You wouldn't expect the French to make a silly brain-dead coming-of-age movie, and they didn't with Girls Can't Swim. It's hard-hitting and certainly not warm and fuzzy, but it is interesting.

Gwen (Isild Le Besco) is a teen living in a small coastal town. Her dearest friend, Lise (Karen Alyx) lives in the city but comes every year for vacation, an event Gwen anticipates for months. This year, just as vacation approaches, Lise's father is killed in an accident, and it looks for a while like she won't be able to go. After fighting with her mother for days, Lise goes on her own, and her mother agrees to let her stay with Gwen's family.

Things go fine at first, but Lise discovers that Gwen has matured sexually much faster than she, and is having relations with several guys. This ultimately creates a strain in their relationship that finally explodes in a surprising and unsuspected ending.

Not your normal no-brainer teen movie for sure, but very interesting, and the ending will surprise most viewers.
 

Isild Le Besco Karen Alyx

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

A young Sophie Marceau in Fort Saganne

Mini Anden in a new photo shoot

 

Film Clips

Two women from Julie Walking Home (2002): Miranda Otto and Violetta Kolakowska.

Two women from El Calentito (2005): Veronica Sanchez and Macarena Gomez.

Maria Isabel Lopez in Silip (1985). Tuna covered this unusual film in depth in this review.

Four Theresa Russell films not in the current database, to round out her career:

Helen Hunt, topless but not showing much, in Then She Found Me (sample right). Helen Hunt directed this film as well, and it is currently in theaters.