Santa Claus: A Horror Story

2016, 1080hd

All comments, clips and collages by Brainscan:

As in so many other movies of his, Bill Zebub (nee Bill Turjancik) spends most of his time telling us how completely wrong we are about everything and, by comparison, how enlightened he is, so dear viewer, sit back and soak it in.  Or - and this seems a better plan - ignore everything but the women.  You can do that, especially if you like tats.  Maybe ONLY if you like tats.  I, myself, prefer another vowel between the two t's. 

Okay, fine.  I can recommend Lydia Lael to one and all, in her typical gynocam performance.  Bill even whips out the proctocam for her. 

Scarlett Storm and Chrissy Lynn have individual, full-frontal performances

Storm



Lynn

 

 and a weird-ass girl-girl scene (again, with gyno- and procto-cam and acres of tats).

Holly Battaglia shows up in a bikini



As did somebody named Sabrina Alamo (no clip)

Emily Prior and Suzi Lorraine feed Bill's fetish of women in white lingerie (with thongs).

Prior



Lorraine

All of that is just fine.  BTW, Ms. Lorraine has appeared in almost 100 movies, sometimes using the name, Kelli Summers.

Do let me warn you that one scene was fucked-up disturbing.  Angelina Martin takes what looks to be a real knife and shoves it into her holiest of holies.  We are talking clooooooose up here.  What was more disturbing is the state of dis-repair in which we find Ms. Martin. You can see for yourself if you are interested, but how I hope she sought proper medical attention the moment Bill said, "Cut."