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We
finally found someone with the real bio
of Delia Sheppard! Her accent isn't
Danish, it's Afrikaans, and she's from
South Africa. They remember her well
there, which explains why they don't
remember her in Denmark at all. She was
born in Johannesburg, and went to school
at a performing arts school called the
Johannesburg School for Art and Drama,
where she was a dance major. After
school, she moved to Sun City and became
the South African equivalent of a Vegas
showgirl. She danced in that troupe for
18 months before being promoted to
headliner. She moved to the USA when she
was about 23, and worked temporary jobs
in LA, eventually working as a stripper,
which is when Stallone saw her. Her mother still lives in
South Africa, and Delia she still visits
regularly. She changed her country of
origin because it was not politically
correct to be from South Africa at the
time she moved to California, so her
working resume listed her birthplace as
Denmark and her dancing experience as
Paris.
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The top
ten things your dad will never say.
- Jeez,
I'm lost. Let's stop and ask
directions.
- Well,
you're 13 now, punkin, and you're
ready for unchaperoned car dates.
- I
noticed all your friends have an
earthy "up yours"
attitude. I like that.
- Here's
a credit card and my car keys, GO
CRAZY
- Whadya
mean you want to play football?
Figure skating was good enough
for me and my father, and it's
good enough for you.
- We'll
be out of town this weekend, and
there's plenty of booze, if you
want to have some friends down
for a party.
- Your
car? I don't know - probably one
of those doohickey thingies. Just
tow it to a mechanic and ask him.
- No
son of mine is living under my
roof without an earring. Now get
your ass to the mall.
- What
do you need a job for? I make
plenty for you to spend.
- Father's
day? Don't waste your time on
that crap.
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Sharon
Stone
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There
isn't much left of the old time
breathless glamour of Hollywood. There
are great actresses, and great beauties,
and great intellects among today's stars,
but not many left who embody glamour in
their simple presence. I suppose Sharon
Stone was the last, until the next one
comes along. Will Catherine Zeta-Jones
and Gellar endure? Will JLH move from
beautiful kid to elegant woman? Time will
have to render those verdicts. In the
meantime, let's review our last treasure.
She was already about 34 when she became
an "overnight sensation" in
Basic Instinct, but she had been hacking
around for more than a decade in various
roles, ranging from cameos (a brief
facial appearance in Woody Allen's
"Stardust Memories") to good
sized parts in successful movies (the
"consider that a divorce" wife
in Total Recall.) Basic Instinct made her
a legend. Some of that was because of her
famous leg crossing/uncrossing, but that
was only part of the package. She was
obviously smart, sassy, sexy, beautiful,
dangerous, and probably more woman than
any of us could ever handle, and she
seemed to be almost the same offscreen.
She seems to be cursed to leave that as
her legacy. She's 41 now, has done plenty
of movies since, and she's been pretty
damned good in some of them, but she
remains fixed in our memory as the only
screen goddess who showed us everything
and wasn't the least bit apologetic about
it.
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Before
Basic Instinct |
1984.
"Irreconcilable Differences".
Age 26. Sharon was born on March 10, 1958
in Meadville, Pennsylvania. Imaging by
Kruger (one of the best, but now retired)
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1987.
"Cold Steel", from Crow.
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1988.
"Action Jackson", from Hugo.
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1989.
"Sangre y Arena", from Abys.
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1989.
"Sangre y Arena", from Abys.
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1991.
"Scissors", from RDO.
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Basic
Instinct 1992 |
"The
scene". A masterpiece in blue and
white and tanned legs, one of the most
beautiful vidcap arrangements ever made,
from RDO.
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close-up of
"the scene", which I did about
four years ago, when capture equipment
was significantly lamer. It seemed great
then, but it sure ain't much by today's
standards. The movie was released in the
States on March 20, 1992, 10 days after
her 34th birthday. The world-wide gross
was $353 million dollars, including more
than $100 million in the USA, on a budget
of $49 million.
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The scene
where she wants Douglas to see her
getting dressed/undressed. RDO
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Lovemaking.
RDO
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Lovemaking.
RDO
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Lovemaking.
RDO
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Viewed from
outside. RDO
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continuation
of the above, but picked up now by
Aesthete.
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more of the
same, from Aesthete.
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Douglas
stands face-to-face with a topless Stone,
from Aesthete,
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enlargement
of the above, from Aesthete.
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After
Basic Instinct |
1993. Sliver,
from Graphic Response.
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1994. The
Specialist. From Nuc.
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1994. The
Specialist. From Big Brother.
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1994. The
Specialist. From Norman Bates.
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1994. The
Quick and the Dead. From Norman Bates.
Only a brief breast flash, and no face
visible. I believe this is an admitted
body double. Stone produced this movie.
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1994. The
Quick and the Dead. From Norman Bates
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1994. The
Quick and the Dead, frame by frame from
BobCap. Not a smooth pan down to her
breasts, but an abrupt cut.
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Love
Crimes, from Aesthere |
I suppose
this must be the movie with the most Sean
Young nudity. Aesthete did a
comprehensive and excellent job on the
unrated version of the tape. Here we see
Sean's backside as she dresses.
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enlargement
of above
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More buns,
and then a flash of her crotch.
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No nudity in
this case, but plenty of sexual tension
with a pair of scissors.
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New scene.
Sean rips off her sweater.
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New scene.
Sean gets bathed.
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a different
camera angle on the tub scene
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She stands up
from the tub, and he towels her..
Enlarged frames.
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Smaller
frames, storyboard version of above
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Standing up,
revealing herself completely.
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Also naked in
this movie was Fran Dorsey, and the last
four files are dedicated to her. Here's a
storyboard.
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Storyboard #2
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Enlargement
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Enlargement
#2
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Patsy
Kensit
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Speaking of
South Africa and political correctness,
the other day, when I ran Rookie's caps
of Lethal Weapon 2, I received several
letters saying that the woman pictured
didn't look like Patsy Kensit. I didn't
understand why you doubted it, but I
asked The Realist to get the DVD and
check it out. There is no question. That
is Patsy, and there are no camera tricks
of any kind, no missing heads in the nude
scenes. She was about 20, and she looked
great. The Realist wasn't very impressed
with her South African accent, but was
very impressed with the sweet sincerity
and attractiveness she brought to her
character. I think it was an OK cop
flick, but I've really forgotten the
whole movie except for the trailer with
the toilet seat: "they're back, and
this time they aren't taking any
crap"
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more Patsy
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more Patsy
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No
special point but, ... |
... but one
visitor pointed out ... compare Madonna
in "Body of Evidence"
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to Severance
in "Red Shoe Diaries"
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More
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This might be
the catch of the day. Clearest caps I've
seen of Elizabeth Montgomery in "The
Legend of Lizzie Borden". First ever
vidcaps from a Man With No Logo
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Hannigan and
Pressly kissing on the MTV movie awards,
from FR
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Chumba's
version of Kidman pulling up her blouse
in RS.
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Irene Miracle
topless scene, from MGM (really here?
what are they from?)
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Lingerie
models in "Enemy of the State",
from Devilscan.
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