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"Bully"
Bully (2001) is based on a true story. A group of disenfranchised suburban kids in Hollywood, Florida, each incapable of doing much on their own, band together to kill Nick Stahl, a bully with a penchant for violence and rape. He constantly beats up his best friend, Brad Renfro, and rapes both Brad's new girlfriend, Rachel Minor, and her beast friend, Bijou Phillips. Renfro is a High School dropout and surfer, who doesn't even compete anymore, and who wants to move to avoid the problems in suburban Hollywood. Minor has self esteem problems, and worships Renfro, even though he physically abuses her, even after she becomes pregnant. Phillips has moved to Naples, is definitely hot, but equally aimless. She was married once for three months, and has a kid, but "that isn't a problem, because her grandmother takes care of it." Stahl is still in High School, college bound, and receives a great deal of pressure from his father.
Minor decides that Stahl has to die, and it is scarry how quickly her friends agree and plot the murder. Both Minor and Phillips show everything several times. There is not one exploitive moment in the entire film, and it opens a window into the lives of these kids. While the dramatic tension is provided by the murder, the film is really about these kids, who, despite being in a so called nice neighborhood and not wanting for physical comfort, live outside normal society.
IMDb readers have this at 7.1 of 10. Berardinelli pick it as one of his ten best of the year and awarded 3 1/2 stars. Ebert agreed with 4 stars. This is not an easy film to watch, but it is a very good one. All of the young performers were more than equal to their roles, and the film manages to hold interest even at a 113 minute length. This film is so well made that some who do not like teen violence films will want to see it, hence the proper score is B-.
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"The Day of the Jackal"
The Day of the Jackal (1973) is a thriller. The OAS wants to assassinate de Gaulle, and hire a professional hit man to accomplish the task. The story is how he plans the job, and how the French secret Service get wind of the plot, and zero in on the Jackal. It is an engrossing yarn full of twists and turns, and had the target not been an historical figure that we know was not assassinated, the final outcome would have been in doubt until the end.
We see breasts from Delphine Seyrig and breasts and buns from Olga Georges-Picot. The only criticism I have of this intriguing thriller is its length of well over two hours. Made in the UK, it has a European pace, and seemed slow in places. IMDb has it at 7.8, It is a far better movie than the Bruce Willis remake from 1997, which is sitting at 5.7. It received a BAFTA for best editing, and a host of nominations. This is a very good thriller, but with a known outcome, which detracts from the suspense. The proper score is C+. Genre fans will love it, but the pace and lack of suspense will not please those indifferent to the genre.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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OTHER CRAP:
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URL says it all: DogToyOrMaritalAid.com
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Holy Shit! Gagne blows a save.
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The President with a daring "Scissors"
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Eric Schwartz sings the timeless romantic ballad, "Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis".
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William Hung on minute 16:: "We Are the Champions".
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Be an FCC Commissioner-for-A-Day and test your knowledge about the indecency rule.
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Kerry's VP selection is on double secret probation
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A gazillion nice pictures of Sharapova
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Some classic examples of Stephen Wright's deadpan humor
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Nigeria arrests 500 suspected email scammers.
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Norway's largest annual music festival has managed to stir up controversy with a "sex tent". The idea is for artist Shu-Lea Cheang to film couples who volunteer to have sex in the tent.
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Flashback to the first Fourth of July. "The Washingtons -- George, Martha and little Denzel -- stopped by with some of Martha's famous lo-carb cherry pie, considered to be the tastiest in the Colonies."
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This week's movies: King Arthur - 33%. "An orgy of anachronism in a sea of bad action-movie cliches...a dank, dreary pseudo-adventure flick without much energy and precious little grandeur."
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Tori Spelling ties the knot!
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Adult conventions - Erotica LA Show album
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Four Day Weekend Box Office.
- Spider-Man 2 hit $180 million over six days.
- Fahrenheit 911 hung in there in the #2 slot
- Dodgeball continues to be a powerful contender, reaching a surprisng $86 million
- Shrek 2 stayed on 2600 screens, finished in eighth place, reached $410 million total.
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ASHCROFT: TERRORISTS PLANNING SPECTACULAR GAY WEDDINGS. Gayer-than-usual chatter was intercepted. Mr. Ashcroft hastened to add that the Department of Justice did not know where or when the weddings might take place, adding, “When terrorists are planning gay weddings, they don’t send you an engraved invitation.”
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URL says it all: DianeFranklin.com. From the submitter: "Scoopy, I know you talked about Diane Franklin a few months ago and had mentioned you thought after she did her films in the 80's she dropped off the map. Well tonight while looking around I found her authorized fan site. (Linked). As you can see she looks as radiant now as she did back then (which shocked my friend and me when I showed him the picture) Anyway I just wanted to share this with you as well as to show you she is considering restarting her career and making more films and the like.
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Boston Herald narrows down the search for Kerry's running mate.
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Other Crap archives . May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Shiloh
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Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
picture. When
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
altogether.
Lesbotronics
Bonus
(Not from Shiloh )
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
Shiloh says:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
Scoop says:
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
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'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Jakarta (1988) is a type 2 undead movie.
Two points about type 1 undead movies:
1) They involve vampires and mummies and zombies and
ghouls... the kinds of things that lived, died and
managed to make it back from the other side, usually
to kill and sometimes to eat those of us still on this
side.
2) All but the originals suck... big time (Uncle
Scoopy's First Law of the Undead).
And a couple of points about type 2 undead movies:
1) They deal with people who are supposed to be dead
but aren't.
2) See number 2, above.
Jakarta is about a CIA guy in Indonesia who falls for
a native lass, played by American of Chinese
extraction, former Penthouse Pet, Suzee Pai (Miss Jan
'81). For Asians in Hollywood, one size fits all.
She dies... not. He falls apart, goes home, gets
kidnapped and winds up back in Jakarta, where he
spies.... Suzee, his beloved! And all is right with
the world, the movie ends at 42 minute mark in a
climax of pure happiness, bordering on joy.
If only.
Instead the movie drags along before it sinks under
the weight of its own deadly seriousness and complete
mindlessness. One-half tugid, the other half vapid,
the movie looks to Suzee Pai for rescue. Remember,
this babe was a Penthouse Pet. Okay, not the days
when they micturated on camera and stuck all sorts of
appliances in places better filled with other, more
natural objects. But still she got seriously nekkid
in front of a camera. A couple of scenes with her
doing likewise would have gone a long way to improving
my mood.
But no.
One sport humping scene behind a mosquito net produced
two or three frames of her bum and an equal number of
one mini-hootie. A second sport humping scene in a
garden, sitting up, partially clothed, one mini
visible for five frames. That's it. Or should I say,
"That's it?!!"
And get this: so far as I can tell it was Suzee's only
exposure before a moving camera. Gal was pretty, made
about a movie a year for five or six years but was
replaced by another Asian woman in generically Asian
roles after 1988. Jakarta was her one starring
role... and she coulda been a contender, an Asian
Shannon Tweed, but it was not what she wanted. Que
lastima.
About the caps... they are from a videotape. Couldn't
find a DVD of this puppy. Don't think I'll be getting
it if it ever comes out.
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Crimson Ghost
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NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today it's part 3 of the Ghost's coverage of "Fast Lane to Malibu" (2000). Today we feature the two stars of both "Fast Lane to..." movies, plus another late night cable regular, Susan Featherly as a bonus.
First up, Renee Rea going topless in a shower scene and while enjoying some fresh air. The .wmv is of the outside toplessness.
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Girl/girl adult actress Tracy Ryan shows off her wonderful chest as well as some a far off gyno-view (image links 2 and 10 and video link #3). In video clip #2 we get to see some pubes, and video link #4 features some sport-humpin'.
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- All Tracy Ryan .wmvs in one zip file
Susan Featherly get's in on in, on and all around a car. We see breasts in every image link, plus pubes in image links #2 and #9 and in video clips 1 and 2.
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Variety
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Excellent 'caps by Twitchy of the über-cute "24" co-star in scenes from "The Girl Next Door". #1 features thong and partial breast views! Look for it on DVD August 24th.
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A new Vejiita comic featuring several movie scenes with the Cuban-American actress topless and showing rear nudity.
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The paparazzi catch the two young stars shopping. Reid shows off some impressive cleavage.
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