Wednesday

Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

Updates:

  • There are 320 new pictures added to existing volumes in sections A, T, V, W, Y, and Z of the Encyclopedia.

 

A mystery:

I only know that this mystery exists, but not why. Maybe one of you can answer the questions below.

A few days ago, somebody wrote and asked me for Malin Akerman's full frontal nude scene in the pilot episode of Comeback, the new Lisa Kudrow show. I told that I had not seen it, but only this one, in which she was wearing a tiny pink thong. Today, as our letter writer suggested, I saw the exact same scene - without the thong!

Question 1:  Was the scene filmed twice or was the thong added digitally?

Question 2: Why the hell did they make two different versions to begin with?

Here, in very nice quality, is a zipped .avi of the thongless version of the scene. (8 meg)

 

Other Crap:

Court finds: A man faked a heart attack thanks to his 'electric underpants'. Say, are you wearing electric underpants, or are you just happy to see me? Immediately after publication of this article, six garage bands tried to register "Electric Underpants" as their trade name.

 
 

Mechanical exoskeleton/vehicle for sale at eBay. The limbed 18-foot Mech is piloted from within.
 

 

Clooney says he's about to do one more film for the Coen Brothers

 

Judge rules Bono can have his pants back
 

 

An ass full of party fun.

 

 

Going camping? Why tent on the ground when you can erect your sphere in a tree? This actually looks pretty cool. All you need is (a) $120,000 (b) a way to get this enormous thing up in a tree (c) a way for you to get in it after you get it in the tree.

 

 

WOW! Major medical news in the Wall Street Journal: Uncircumsized men are three times more likely to contract HIV. That's an incredible finding, but approach the data cautiously: "... the fact that the research hasn't yet been published makes experts in the field wary about commenting. "

 

 

Day By Day by Chris Muir is supposed to be "the Libertarian Doonesbury"
 

 

Disney sets its sights on China: Snow White is about to be transformed into a martial arts epic with Shaolin monks replacing the seven dwarves. Nothing very new about adapting this story to other cultures. You can read in my official biography/filmography that I played Grumpy-san in Snow White and the Seven Samurai. Other possibilities
 

  • Disney sets its sights on Christianity with Snow White and the Seven Seals
     
  • Disney sets its sights on Detroit with Snow White and the Seven Pips
     
  • Disney sets its sights on the Merchant-Ivory audience with Snow White and the Seven Gables
     
  • Disney sets its sights on the titillation crowd with Snow White and the Seven Year Itch
     
  • Disney sets its sights on musical biopics with Snow White and the Seven Little Foys
     
  • She rode hard all day, and still stayed white. Snow White and the Magnificent Seven
     
  • Disney tells Custer's tale as it's never been told before in Snow White and the Seventh Cavalry
     
 

Tremendous opportunity to get free music from AOL: LIVE 8 City by City: "Click an artist name to see all of the songs played, then watch each performance as many times as you like."

 

 

CNN/Money: World's 50 Best Brewers. I don't know jack straws about beer, but I was surprised to see that two of the top three are in San Diego, California! I was expecting Belgium (which does have seven of the top 50 - pretty impressive for a tiny country.)

 

 

Man sues Bush, Ashcroft, Burger King and Flint Michigan for $165 trillion. Man - that's a big number. It could be tough to pay up if he wins. Can somebody be President and have a paper route at the same time?

 

 

More dating tips from Weekly World News: 10 LINES TO GET REPUBLICAN GALS -- LIKE ANN COULTER -- INTO BED.
 

 

Lucha Libre: Masked Superstars Of Mexican Wrestling.
 



 


 

  • Not many people know it, but I used to be a partially masked wrestler. I hailed from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, but with a summer house at Parts Unknown. Where is Parts Unknown? Well, of course I am sworn by a vow of secrecy more sacred than the Bond of Confession, and even more sacred than the Magician's Code, but I can say it is within reasonable driving distance of Fond du Lac, and has some delightful outdoor recreation available.
  • I'd take the mask off in Fond du Lac, but I always left the mask on when I was in Parts Unknown. To the best of my knowledge, the only guy living in Parts Unknown without a mask is Dick Cheney. Wait a minute! I'll bet that is a mask! That crafty bastard! He fooled us all these years. I'll bet he really looks like Pierce Brosnan.
 

What did Elvis and Ghandi have in common besides odd dietary habits and rockabilly roots?

 

 

URL says it all: TomCruiseIsNuts.com



 

Cruise site gets to the nut of the matter, fears evil Cruise legal team.
 

 

Crazy movie gossip of the day. The new Silver Surfer movie to be directed by ... David O Russell?
 

 

AOL Music: free LIVE 8 Concert Highlights

 

 

Backstage gossip from Live 8 London. Who did Scarlett Johansson make out with all day? What was the most unusual "diva demand" of the event?

 

eBay Removes Pirated Live 8 DVDs

 

WTF? I can't claim to have seen everyone who inflates his forehead, but I have to say Jerome Abramovitch has to be pretty close to the top guy at this.

 

 

The Associated Press gets the headline o' the day: "Michigan Family Filled With Champion Spitters"

 

 

The July 4th box office smash, War of the Worlds, as reviewed by The Filthy and Ever-Patriotic Critic

  • "I haven't read the whole thing because it's kind of long, the writing is small and there aren't any pictures, but I'm pretty sure the Declaration of Independence says something about the freedom to take it easy and for the English to just get off our backs, man. God bless the freedom to watch a hurricane marathon on the Weather Channel and not remember a God damn thing about it."
  • WARNING: pretty much total spoilers.

 

The Weekend Warrior's box office predictions for the coming weekend. It's Alba versus Connelly!

  • Warrior's call: Fantastic Four hits $40m, edges out War of the Worlds, Dark Water slips into third.


 

 

The latest from North Korea: "The nuclear issue of the Korean Peninsula is not a matter for such an insincere and clumsy political dwarf as Japan to deal with". You'w bweakin' my baws, Hans.
 

 

Deep Impact, Thirteen Seconds After Impact With the Comet
 

 

New Dustin Hoffman thriller to Begin Shooting . This is a pretty exciting project, not only because of Dustin but because of the director and the source material. Tom Tykwer (Lola Rennt) will direct Hoffman in an English-language version of one of the most famous German novels of the 20th century.

 

 

The reviews are in for Live 8. Universal thumbs up for AOL, and almost unanimous thumbs down for MTV.

  • Because when you think of hard rockin', you think of AOL.
  • I'm trying to recall ... is this the only time AOL has ever failed to fuck something up? The only time anyone has ever said something nice about them?

 

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

 
  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

 

Hankster
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
 

All "Hankster Light" stuff for today. A quartet of babes from "Flesh for the Beast". Now I don't know how good or bad this movie is as I just fast fowarded for the nudity, but IMDB scores it very low, so I would guess these are the best parts. By the way these ladies all turn into grotesque beasts, but I spared you that discomfort.

 
First up Caroline Hoermann, showing boobs and bush seducing her victim. (1, 2, 3)
 
Then its Ruby Larocca with all three b's. (1, 2, 3, 4)
 
Next is Barbara Joyce in a very sexy nightgown exposing her breast, probably the most attractive of this group. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
 
Finally top billed Jane Scarlett, with what amounts to little more than tit exposure (1, 2)
 

Raja
Maria Bello

Maria's all-out nudity, spiced with dirty talk and bouncing. A damned good combination.

Maria Bello video Zipped .avi. This is Maria's entire scene in excellent, near-DVD quality, but it's a VERY large download (36meg)
Seņor Piel
Carol Connors ( 1, 2, 3, 4,)

These are interesting in you are a Thora Birch fan, and would like to see her precise place of origin into this world. Carol is Thora's mom, and she's open for business in the Special Anniversary Edition of Deep Throat.

Catherine Flemming in Der alte Affe Angst
Jennifer Holland barely showing some areola in The Sisterhood

Johnny Moronic

Pascale Bussieres (1, 2, 3)

Janet Kidder ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Lisa Bronwyn Moore (1, 2)

Amy Sloan ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)


Caps from Xchange. This is a pretty nifty little SciFi film which gets maximum bang out of a very small budget, and offers some good nudity as a bonus. The only drawback is that it can be a bit confusing, since the characters keep switching bodies, and you kinda have to remember whose spirit is in whose body.


Gina Gershon (1, 2, 3)

Dominique Swain (1, 2, 3)

Non-nude caps from Out of Season. "When a young drifter is forced to stay the winter in a small seaside town, he inadvertently becomes the catalyst for deceit, double crossings and murder amongst the locals." Supposedly made for a fairly large six million dollar budget, and shown at Cannes in 2004, but never released theatrically.  Rated a dismal 3.9 at IMDB.
 
Aura Grimolyte

Savannah Haske  (1, 2, 3)

Bai Ling

Paula Jai Parker (1, 2, 3)

Kerry Washington (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Michole Briana White (1, 2)
 

 She Hate Me. As a general rule, I really like Spike Lee's movies, but this one is a major exception. This movie is pretty much just out-and-out crap. Fortunately, it is crap with quite a bit of nudity to ease our way through it.

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (1, 2, 3)

In an immortal cinema classic, Vampires: Out for Blood. No nudity. No blood either. It just said they were out for blood, not that they actually found any. I don't know about you, but nothing hits the spot for me like non-violent, fully dressed vampires.

Variety
Leyla


She's the WWE diva who fell out of her top on RAW. During the show it seemed to be a full-fledged nip-slip, but the stills reveal that she was wearing some silly red pasties.
Gry Bay

A large (12 meg) zipped .avi from All About Anna, another in the new wave of films with sex scenes which may not be simulated. This one is obviously not as artful nor as explicit as 9 Songs, but may be worth a curious look.

Tuna
Tuna's condition is stable. Nothing new to report. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is tuna@scoopy.com

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