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Scoop's note: any help for this guy?
Write me.
If you could help me with trying to figure out the title of this (80s??)
movie, I'd be thankful.
Description:
The movie was about this guy how wanted to introduce these 3 women to a
club/bar. The women went to the bar and were all drugged. One of the women
had a rock hard body and did a strip pole dance while the female bartender
was checking out one of the others. Eventually the women passed out and were
taken to the back of the bar where women were caged and sold overseas as sex
slaves. The head of this sex slave operation was a very unattractive older
women who dressed almost S&M. She had the typical moron goons that worked
with her. I believe it was a cable movie. Not sure if was ever released on
DVD or VHS.
Do you have any clue of which movie this refers to??
Thank you for your time and any help.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Intimate Confessions of Sex-ripe Nymphomaniacs
This subtly-titled film (Intime Gestandnisse geschlechtsreijer Nymphomaninnen
in German)
is a 2007 German hard core sex film issued in a limited edition
(only 1,000 created). It is
hard core in the sense that it contains boy-on-girl, girl-on-boy,
and girl-on-girl oral sex, as well as strap-on penetration, dildos,
a power sex machine, and tons of masturbation. There is no male/female intercourse.
The framing device of the film centers on two girlfriends
exchanging stories. One is having trouble sleeping because it is 10 PM
on the eve of her birthday, so the two start
relating sex stories about their friends to make the time pass.
Between stories, we see the two become increasingly intimate, until
they finally unwrap a birthday present, a nice strap-on, and try it
out. The action switches back and forth between the two girls in the
present time and dramatic illustrations of the stories they relate.
- In the first story, one of them gave a sex
machine to her roommate, Suzi-Anne, who tried it immediately. She
loved it, but unfortunately, it turned her into a hooker. We see her
with a difficult client, who can't get it up no matter how hard she
sucks it, but finally gets off by whipping her.
- Then we hear about Anja, who masturbates constantly, as near as we can tell, and
doesn't care who watches.
- Next, our two roommates play a little lickity-split
- Then we see unknown 1, as she masturbates, then
flagellates herself as a nun.
- Unknown 2 is next, and we see her
bound, tickled with an ostrich feather, treated to a dildo,
suspended from the ceiling, whipped and forced to give a blow job.
- It is finally midnight, and time for the strap-on party
- Then the
final story concerns Natascha, in probably the closest thing this
film has to a story.
SPOILER
Natascha returns home and finds a letter on the coffee table. It
says that the author is through with his girlfriend because she
won't do anal, and has decided to switch to her best friend, who
will. Natascha gets out a video camera and a dildo, and reams her
ass, then writes a suicide note, explaining that her best friend has
AIDS, but that he will never get her ass, which is so well shown in
the tape she puts with the note.
She is hanging from the ceiling when her roommate arrives looking
for the dear Jane HER boyfriend sent her.
END SPOILER
I liked some segments more than others, but had to admit that a
surprising amount of fetish material was included. The women, though
pierced and tattooed, seemed to have natural breasts, which I
consider a good thing. In the end, the final story with the surprise
ending left me with a positive impression. In fact, the final story was strong enough that it was also released as a
short subject called "Analer Alptraum," also contained on this two-disk set.
The all-region PAL discs contain audio tracks, an interview, behind the
scenes featurettes, a slide show, trailers and more. The film and
the short are in German but with optional English subtitles.
With the complete package and the limited edition, this is a C-.
It is of interest to collectors, anyone with an interest in its
specific fetishes, and anyone curious about the state of German
porn. It is safe to say that RLDVDs.com is the only US source for
this film, and if it is of interest to you, I wouldn't wait, as
quantities are limited.
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Notes and collages
The Cool Surface
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Scoop's note: I was sure Vejiita send
me a contribution today, but when I went to retrieve it, it was
gone. Somehow I managed to delete it! My bad!! |
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Here's a brief film clip of
Nicole
Richie's famous runway flash. |
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Elizabeth Berkley topless
in Any Given Sunday |
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Several clips of Masami Miyazaki in Strange Circus, Here's how Variety described
it: "Grand Guignol, Japanese style, takes center stage
in "Strange Circus," an out-there yarn that shocks, provokes but ultimately
bores with its tasteless indulgences. Indie helmer Sion Sono, who raised
eyebrows and some interesting ideas with his 2002 cult fave, "Suicide Club,"
this time goes for the jugular. Film will be most at home at midnight fest
sidebars, or anywhere else where a trash aesthetic is embraced." |
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This clip of Jule Böwe in Gefangene is
hosted at
RapidShare. I didn't think it was worthwhile to add to the page because of
its obscurity and its size, but there it is if you want it. Sample capture to the right. |
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Here are two appearances from Brigitte Bardot in the 1970s, toward the end of
her career. She is seen in the first clip
with Anne Girardot
in The Novices, and then in
Don
Juan, which was her final nude appearance - and a very good one! She was
approaching 40, but still looked greatl. |
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Dayle Haddon had one of the oddest career paths you can imagine. She began as
the co-star of a vapid Disney movie (The World's Greatest Athlete), but she
didn't fit into the American system so well and migrated to make films in
Europe, starting with arty second-tier stuff like
City of Gambling, and edging
ever closer to outright porn. Within three years after her Disney days she would
be in a high camp softcore porn movie called Spermula. The flick is almost impossible to
find these days, which is quite a shame since it's fun to watch, in a train
wreck sort of way. It provides a rare combination of bad music, bad acting, bad
fuckin', bad symbolism, ridiculous dialogue, Udo Kier, and a silly premise.
Imagine if Barbarella or Galaxina had been made with a budget of zero, but with
the services of a
competent cinematographer. That's Spermula. To be honest,
it's actually a funny movie, although I'm not sure how much of the humor is
intentional. Does it really matter?
This
clip will give you a pretty good overview of the weird goings-on.
Some captures follow. The quality reflects the (presumed) video tape source.
 
(Note that Haddon is not really in much of the naughtiest action, but the
editor cut the film to give the illusion that she's doing more than she is.)
After that she made another stylized softcore called Madame Claude, and was
able to work her way back to Hollywood for a solid supporting role in North
Dallas Forty. For whatever reason, she once again wandered back to Europe,
although never again to flesh flicks. By 1991 she was broke and desperate and
widowed, working at a low-level job in an ad agency, and barely keeping her feet
in the movie biz by taking tiny roles whenever she could get them. ("Backstage
well-wisher," "waiting room patient," etc.)
Her story has a happy ending. She knocked on a lot of doors with her idea to
market anti-aging cosmetics to maturing baby boomers, and she finally hit the
jackpot. She was hired as a spokeswoman for Estee Lauder, then was hired by
L'Oreal to be a jet-setting spokesperson at gatherings around the world. |
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Diane Keaton in Something's Got to Give - in High Definition. Well, she looks
good for an old geezer, I guess, and you have to give her credit for doing what
was necessary to get the laugh. |
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Amanda Peet in the same movie. No flesh, but a sorta kinda see-through. |
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Maria Sharapova downblouse at Wimbledon. One thing about the cameramen in
women's tennis - they understand the fan psychology! |
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