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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Forbidden Highway
(1999)
Before and during the opening credits, the story is completely
set up for some plot-driven couples
erotica. Francis Cobert is being staked nearly naked to the ground
in the desert, and he begins to explain how he got there.
In the first flashback, Kira Reed is doing a rather nasty Mafia type,
and as she leaves, she steals his ring and cufflinks. We learn
that Kira and Cobert have intertwined fates.
They work for the same Russian Mafia type, who in turn answers to
the man who lost his ring. Cobert's immediate
boss decides to send him to LA to deliver Kira to the big boss in
his prize possession, a car. Kira starts off in the trunk, but before you know it Cobert is
in Kira, and having all sorts of unhealthy thoughts. Kira
eventually takes off with the
car, and Cobert hitches to the next town in pursuit.
Meanwhile, Mia Zottoli
also works for the Russian, but has ambition, and makes her own cash
deal with the big man to deliver the ring. The plot will
eventually bring all the proncipal characters together, but not
before lots of hanky-panky.
This is a very solid genre entry. There are four
well-known women completely naked in good light having simulated
sex. There is also a nifty story, and very good acting by genre
standards.
For me, this is a clear C+ on our scale.
This is only available from RLDVDs.com on a dual region (1 and
4) DVD in English with Spanish subtitles. Click on the image for
details.
Kira Reed, Mia Zottoli, Dee Summer and Tracy Ryan all show
everything.
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A Double Feature today.
Death Tunnel
A really bad movie. Kristin Novak shows the
goods in the obligatory shower scene.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Then the Time Machine goes back to 1974 for a "Babe in Bondage,"
Leslie Oliver
Scoop's note: most people don't realize that
this film was the directorial debit of Michael Cimino, who became famous as the
director of the Deer Hunter, then infamous as the director of Heaven's Gate.
According to IMDb, he got back in the folding chair this year, after more than a
decade's absence, to direct one part of a multi-director anthology film, To Each
His Own Cinema, which consists of 33 films, each three minutes long. It seems
that just about
every
director you can name had a hand in this film, including Polanski,
Cronenberg, Wim Wenders, Ken Loach, Inarritu, Atom Egoyan, Gus Van Sant, David
Lynch, the Coen Brothers and more than two dozen others!!
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Notes and collages
Operation Swordfish
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Scoop's notes: Someday we should take a poll to determine the sexiest
non-nude scene of our era. Halle holding that gun in her skimpy underwear would have to
be a contender.
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Halloween 6
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When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong
Damn, those 80's Italian comedies sucked. Good example is When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong, whatever the fudge that means. It sucked and blew at the same time. Which brings me to this: Around these parts we judge the suckiness of a movie by how much T&A&B would have to appear on screen to justify another viewing. This movie? Both Jessicas, Alba and Biel, both starkers, doing some guy ... ME! ... and
then I just might watch it again.
But, what we get is Lucretia Love and Nadia Cassini in and out of fur skins.
Not even close to being an enticement.
So glad its over.
Nadia is interesting enough to warrant both caps and
two film clips.
Lucretia gets a collage...all she deserves.

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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
The "D.C. Madam" has released her escort service phone records, and Republican
Senator David Vitter of Louisiana was on them. Vitter offered his "deep and
sincere apologizes" for "a very serious sin in my past, for which I am, of
course, completely responsible." He said, "Several years ago, I asked for and
received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling"
and "out of respect for my family," he would say no more.
* Hey, he's a Louisiana politician: if it wasn't a
transvestite hooker that he paid with bribe money from his freezer, then he's
practically a saint.
UCLA psychology studies over four years found that those old Charles Atlas ads
were right: musclemen do get more women. Brawny guys were twice as likely to
have more sex partners, flings and affairs than men with less chiseled bodies,
and women preferred the ripped guys for short term affairs. However, when women
are ready for a longterm relationship, they see musclemen as too domineering and
volatile, so they tend to settle down with less brawny men, who they believe are
more romantic and faithful.
* They have to be faithful: women only have affairs with
musclemen.
Alex Hell of Melbourne, Australia, is angry with St. Peter the Apostle
Catholic School for rejecting his son Max, 5, because of his name. He was being
bullied over it at his previous school, so they transferred him to St. Peter,
but Mr. Hell said that when they learned his name, they withdrew his
invitation. They only relented after the media picked up the story, but Hell
said he'd rather send Max to some other school.
* Or he might sue! Then there'll be Hell to pay!
The Manchester, New Hampshire, man who robbed a bank while disguised as a tree
was arrested at his home
* He would've skipped town, but he had roots there.
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