Monday's
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Brum Bob |
Brum Bob is one of
our links to the rich cultural heritage of the
U.K. Do I mean Alexander Pope and Spenser? Not
hardly, bubba. Despite the title, there ain't no
nudity in "Rape of the Lock". Nah,
we're talking the seamy underbelly of British
Life. All words here are Brum Bob's own unless in
red. "The Elsa Martinelli combo are from a
library book that I liberated in about 1964 and
as I've not seen them elsewhere."
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The Marisa Mell is
from the now defunct REX magazine from the early
seventies. Scoop's
note: she is a Viennese actress who died quite
young, and whose career was quite international
in flavor.
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I found this Mel
Chisolm on a kids site in UK. Does it count as a
first sighting?
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Two pics of Paula
Kelly, who costarred in Sweet Charity with
Shirley Maclaine. This pic with the watermelon
was from one of the blaxpotation films which I
gleaned from Cinema X ( I do miss that magazine)
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this (Paula Kelly)pic
came from a British Newspaper.
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Sarah Kestleman is a
well known stage actress who recently appeared as
the Doctor in"Invasion Earth" on
British TV. This is a scene from Ken Russell's
Lizstomania.
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Valerie Leon in a
studio pic for" Blood From The Mummies
Tomb" .
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Norma Levy was to the
Seventies what Christine Keeler and Pamela Bordes
were to the 60's and 80's,. These two from a
short lived Top Shelf Mag from that era.
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the other pic of
Norma Levy.
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Fiona Lewis needs no
introduction.
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The second Fiona
Lewis pic is from Listomania and I got it from
Cinema X.
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Francine Lewis is a
well known UK impressionist who posed for a
Christine Sommers Catalogue before becoming
famous. Scoop's note to Americans on British
vocab: I don't know Francine, but I assume Bob
means that she impersonates other celebs, and not
that she paints in the style of Monet.
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Debbie Linden was a
Page Three Girl and Benny Hills Angel who
recovered from Drink and Drug addiction only to
commit suicide when she realised she was past her
sell-by date.
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Gina Lollabridgida in
a magazine shot from a short lived Cinema
Magazine from the late sixties.
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Sue Longhurst
appeared in many British Sex Comedies in the
70's.
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Anouska Hempel. Scoop's note:
foolishly, I seem to have misplaced Bob's
commentary on these last few. I'll give it a try.
Anouska was an actress in grade-z movies in the
70's. She made her film debut as a Bond girl, but
it doesn't count, because it was even worse than
Roger Moore. It was Lazenby! Despite her minimal
upper body, she starred in a Russ Meyer flick
called "Blacksnake". (1973) "No
man escaped her island---or her whip!" (Stop
dreaming, buckaroos, it was about a slave revolt
in the Caribbean.) The movie also featured David
Prowse, the guy who walked through the Star Wars
movies wearing the Darth Vader costume while
James Earl Jones mouthed the words.
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Sharon Davis. Scoop's note: sorry, I
don't know. She is fully dressed, although you
can see her nipples through her blouse.
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Imogen Hassall.Scoop's note: The
Countess of Cleavage. She is a native of Woking,
who rose to some prominence as kind of a UK
answer to Uschi. She died at 38, after taking an
overdose of sleeping pills. Had a brief film
career in the 66-70 period. Her apparent suicide
occured in 1980.
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Vicki Hodge.
Apparently a nude vidcap or posed man/woman
session.Scoop's note: she starred in
"Confessions of a Sex Maniac" (1974)
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Vicki Hodge. One more
from the same session.
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Vicki Hodge. Two more
from the same session.
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Vicki Hodge. Topless,
wearing a nipple ring.
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Vicki Hodge. Rear
view.
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Vicki Hodge. Topless,
drinking milk in a very sloppy manner.
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Vicki Hodge.
Topless/nude .. in the water.
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Vicki Hodge. Topless,
at the beach.
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Maria Conchita
Alonso |
I've always found
this Cubana actress to be sexy. Apparently
Helcrom agrees, because he caught her in three
distinct movies. Here she is in
"Colors".
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large Helcrom collage
of Maria Conchita Alonso in "Colors"
(1988). She was 31.
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large Helcrom collage
of Maria Conchita Alonso at age 30, showering in
"Extreme Prejudice" (1987).
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Very sexy large
Helcrom collage of Maria Conchita Alonso at age
36, in "House of the Spirits" (1993).
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Helcrom's home page. v
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Bo Derek in
"Tarzan" |
Helcrom passes the
baton to Hugo, who did five lovely collages from
"Tarzan, The Ape Man". Here's Miles and
Bo bathing, as their little chimp buddy looks on.
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Hugo's vidcap of the
"painted white" scene.
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Bo and Miles romping
with the chimp.
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nice collage of Bo
bathing.
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mostly lovely facial
shots, but also a sexy nude.
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Jane March in
"Agent Provocateur" |
Hugo now passes the
baton to RDO, who brought us four new onees of
Jane. Here she showers.
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Jane does some
lovemakin'.
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a li'l more
lovemakin' for the diminutive one.
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Sunday's
Images. |
Nucathon |
Nuc wrote this week
to say that he's about ready to hang up his
scanner. Maybe he's scanned every picture ever
taken. What the heck will I do with my Sundays?
Oh, well, I have enough for another week or two.
Let's let him kick off his swansong with a
familiar face. I don't think I have to tell you
who Elizabeth Hurley is. According to legend,
this nude picture of her hangs in a normally
staid London restaurant.
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Here's Liz about
decade ago. Look at the flabby waist and the
single eyebrow. Hard to believe it's the same
gorgeous Liz.
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This is Liz in
"Aria", many years ago, before she lost
her excess weight and her excess eyebrows.
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Speaking of Arias,
here's the Italian opera singer, Anna Moffo.
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Cia Berg is the lead
singer (if "singer" is the right term)
for a sleazoid Swedish group called Whale. They
are kind of the Swedish version of Kinky
Friedman, with songs like my own personal
favorite love ballad, "Young, Dumb, and Full
of Cum".
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one more of Cia
(pronounced Key-a).
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another singer of
sorts, Gen, lead singer of the Genitorturers.
She's perhaps the only person to have pierced her
nipples live on a late night live talk show,
(London's "Dial Midnight"). I don't
know much about their music, but I'm guessing
from their name that they don't do any
re-releases of old Johnny Mathis standards. I'm
looking forward to their Christmas album.
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OK, Bette Midler,
then. She can sing. Here you get a very good look
down her blouse.
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I don't know if Rita
Moreno can sing or not. Marni Nixon sang for her
(as well as for Natalie Wood) in the movie
version of "West Side Story". If I
remember correctly, she also starred in the same
role on stage, where Marni couldn't help, so she
must sing a little bit. I know the woman can
dance.
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I know she also is
billed as a singer, but I've never heard Samantha
Fox sing. I'm not sure it matters much what she
sounds like. The music seems to be superflous to
her real achievements.
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Elizabeth Peņa is a
serious actress, but she's had a couple of roles
that required removing her top. One of them was
"Jacob's Ladder".
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One more of Elizabeth
Peņa in "Jacob's Ladder".
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When they buried Mr.
Spaak in space, they forgot to tell us about his
most important legacy. His two often-naked
daughters, Catherine and Agnes Spaak. Their real
father is Charles Spaak, who wrote "Grand
Illusion", a film many consider to be the
best ever. This daughter is Catherine Spaak.
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Agnes Spaak.
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Before Alana Stewart
was married to Mr. SunTan and a respectable talk
show moderator, she appeared in films. This is
one of the classics in her resume, "Night
Call Nurses".
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Alex Kingston studied
at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, and was
married to Ralph Fiennes until he got a wandering
eye.
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Even if you love
Bonnie Bedelia (as I do), you've probably never
seen this. It is a scene cut from "The
Strange Vengeance of Rosalie" to get a
"general audience" rating. The movie is
26 years old. Bedelia, although still sexy as
hell, is now in her early 50's.
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Cassandra Harris was
an early Bond woman (For Your Eyes Only).
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She was in more
b-movies than Christopher Lee, or at least it
seemed so, and she was once dating Johhny Carson.
She died before her 30th birthday in a high-speed
auto collision. Here's Claudia Jennings in
"Deathsport".
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and here's Claudia in
another screen classic, "The Great Texas
Dynamite Chase".
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Most of you have seen
the Claudia Schiffer boat pictures before. If you
haven't, here's one of the world's great beauties
in a rare exposure of her impressive chest.
(Heaven knows why she usually keeps it hidden)
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Dalila DiLazzaro is a
model-turned-actress, probably most famous for
"Andy Warhol's Frankenstein", and a
romance with Carlo Ponti behind Sophia Loren's
back.
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Dalila DiLazzaro.
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Cristina Soledo was
the alleged love-muffin of Argentina's President
Carlos Menem. Menem claimed that she was simply
his tennis instructor. I hear she has a strong
forehand.
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De-Ahna Ray was Miss
Philippines in 1975.
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Debee Ashby was Tony
Curtis' significant other for a while, and they
got along well, despite the 123 year age
difference.
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This is kind of a
candid public shot of the flamboyant actress
Domiziana Giordano, and it really doesn't reflect
the fact that she is one of the world's great
beauties..
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when they sang the
Mickey Mouse theme, they sang "see you real
soon". I don't think they were expecting us
to see quite this much of Mouseketeer Doreen
(Tracey).
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Francesca Neri is
also one of the most beautiful women in the world
although, again, this vidcap doesn't reflect
that. The scene is from "The Ages of
Lulu", just before she got her pubes shaved.
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Rosalba Neri is
Francesca's mom.
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Honey Bruce, the
one-time stripper who married the pioneering
comic, Lenny Bruce.
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Ina Skriver and Koo
Stark in their controversial shower scene in
"Emily". Koo publicly dated Prince
Andrew, while Ina was said to have had a brief
dalliance with his brother, Prince Charles.
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one more from
"Emily".
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Vicki Hodge, another
of Prince Andrew's cupcakes.
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Izabella Scorupco of
"Golden Eye", seen here in "Petri
Tears".
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Saturday's
Images |
"Big
Women" |
Great Britain is taking back its role
as a world leader. The British are now getting
high marks for a) having plenty of people named
Baldwin, but not allowing them to become movie
stars b) TV Nudity, and c) most important,
getting those nude TV chicks on this web site.
Many thanks to the contributor of this great and
timely material: the subject today "Big
Women", and the leadoff hitter Anastasia
Hille ("Stephie"), full frontal!
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another Anastasia Hille frontal
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Anastasia Hille nearly frontal
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Anastasia Hille topless
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Daniela Nardini ("Layla"),
full frontal!
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another Daniela Nardini frontal
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Daniela Nardini rear view
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Daniela Nardini topless
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Daniela Nardini topless
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Claire Holman ("Zoe")
frontal
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Claire Holman topless
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Claire Holman topless
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Kelle Spry ("Nancy")
topless
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Jayne Ashbourne ("Daffy")
topless
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Jayne Ashbourne topless
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Jayne Ashbourne topless
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Jayne Ashbourne topless
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Jayne Ashbourne topless
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Annabelle Apsion ("Alice")
frontal
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Annabelle Apsion from the rear
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Annabelle Apsion topless
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Annabelle Apsion topless
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Miscellaneous |
Anna Kournikova in
action.
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Cameron Diaz talk
show appearance Thursday night.
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Alicia Silverstone
talk show appearance Friday night.
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Arthur Figgis |
We've seen a bunch of British
material in the last two days. Here is a little
touch of variety: some new vidcaps from Arthur
Figgis, focusing on German material, but
including an international selection. First up:
Anoushka Renzi in "Dark Desires: Anna"
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More of Anoushka Renzi in "Dark
Desires: Anna".
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Anja Kling in "Locked Up: A
Night With a Murderer".
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Ute Christensen in "Peggy's
Afraid"
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Valeria Golino in
"Storia d'Amore".
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Roxanne Hart in
"The Last Innocent Man".
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Barbara Rudnik in
"Mueller's Office".
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Muriel Baumeister in
"The Priest and the Girl".
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Desiree Nosbusch in
"After Midnight".
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Gudrun Landgrebe in
"The Public Woman".
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Laura San Giacomo in
"Nina Takes a Lover".
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More of Laura San
Giacomo in "Nina Takes a Lover".
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Barbara Auer in
"Nicolaikirche".
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Barbara Williams in
"Thief of Hearts".
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Barbara Williams in
"Thief of Hearts".
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Shari Shattuck |
Shari is still sort
of an unknown, despite some real jobs, and
B-movies. She's done a few soaps, and
"Dallas", but her film work is where I
know her from. I first saw her in some horrible
movie called "The Spring". OK, the
movie sucked, but she took off her clothes. These
fantastic vidcaps by R?ddler are from the movie
"Dead On". See for yourself, I think
you'll enjoy them.
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More of Shari
Shattuck, by R?ddler.
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Great close ups in
this collage, Probably the best 'caps in this
series.
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Traci Scoggins was
also in the movie "Dead On", and
R?ddler managed to get some nice stuff of her
too. Here she is in the tub. Only mild nudity,
but Traci doesn't do that much anyway.
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Landon Hall |
Softcore, and B-movie
actress Landon Hall. Vidcaps form "Maximum
Revenge", by Crow.
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Landon Hall from
"Maximum Revenge", by Crow #2.
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Landon Hall from
"Maximum Revenge", by Crow #3.
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Landon Hall from
"Maximum Revenge", by Crow #4.
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Lisa Bonet |
The Evil Cosby kid.
Well that's probably what Bill thinks when he's
not pimping Jell-O. Here she is from one of her
efforts to break free from the nice, innocent,
little Cosby girl image. Vidcaps of Lisa's sex
scene from the movie "Bank Robber", by
Sing.
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Fun House Variety |
Once again, proving
that he his a master at finding the most obscure
naked celebs, from the Anonymous Guy, here's
Aurelia Dobre.
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If you're into the
whole Royals of Europe thing, then this is for
you, Princess Caroline of Monaco.
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From another
"Red Shoe Diaries" episode, a newcomer,
Irina Grigorieva.
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Charlie's favorite
Angel, Farrah Fawcett. Vidcaps from probably her
best movie, "Extremities", by Graphic
Response. Then again maybe I shouldn't rule out
"Saturn 3" so quickly!
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Annie Potts. A little
odd I must say, in fact a buddy of mine just said
he wasn't even going to ask why I had a
"Designing Women" chick on the screen.
But I am Scoopy Jr., and the world needs its
exposed celebrities! Here she is, not nekkid, but
I think her most revealing stuff. Vidcaps from
"Who's Harry Crumb", by Graphic
Response.
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