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Monday's Images.
Brum Bob
  • Brum Bob is one of our links to the rich cultural heritage of the U.K. Do I mean Alexander Pope and Spenser? Not hardly, bubba. Despite the title, there ain't no nudity in "Rape of the Lock". Nah, we're talking the seamy underbelly of British Life. All words here are Brum Bob's own unless in red. "The Elsa Martinelli combo are from a library book that I liberated in about 1964 and as I've not seen them elsewhere."
  • The Marisa Mell is from the now defunct REX magazine from the early seventies. Scoop's note: she is a Viennese actress who died quite young, and whose career was quite international in flavor.
  • I found this Mel Chisolm on a kids site in UK. Does it count as a first sighting?
  • Two pics of Paula Kelly, who costarred in Sweet Charity with Shirley Maclaine. This pic with the watermelon was from one of the blaxpotation films which I gleaned from Cinema X ( I do miss that magazine) .
  • this (Paula Kelly)pic came from a British Newspaper.
  • Sarah Kestleman is a well known stage actress who recently appeared as the Doctor in"Invasion Earth" on British TV. This is a scene from Ken Russell's Lizstomania.
  • Valerie Leon in a studio pic for" Blood From The Mummies Tomb" .
  • Norma Levy was to the Seventies what Christine Keeler and Pamela Bordes were to the 60's and 80's,. These two from a short lived Top Shelf Mag from that era.
  • the other pic of Norma Levy.
  • Fiona Lewis needs no introduction.
  • The second Fiona Lewis pic is from Listomania and I got it from Cinema X.
  • Francine Lewis is a well known UK impressionist who posed for a Christine Sommers Catalogue before becoming famous. Scoop's note to Americans on British vocab: I don't know Francine, but I assume Bob means that she impersonates other celebs, and not that she paints in the style of Monet.
  • Debbie Linden was a Page Three Girl and Benny Hills Angel who recovered from Drink and Drug addiction only to commit suicide when she realised she was past her sell-by date.
  • Gina Lollabridgida in a magazine shot from a short lived Cinema Magazine from the late sixties.
  • Sue Longhurst appeared in many British Sex Comedies in the 70's.
  • Anouska Hempel. Scoop's note: foolishly, I seem to have misplaced Bob's commentary on these last few. I'll give it a try. Anouska was an actress in grade-z movies in the 70's. She made her film debut as a Bond girl, but it doesn't count, because it was even worse than Roger Moore. It was Lazenby! Despite her minimal upper body, she starred in a Russ Meyer flick called "Blacksnake". (1973) "No man escaped her island---or her whip!" (Stop dreaming, buckaroos, it was about a slave revolt in the Caribbean.) The movie also featured David Prowse, the guy who walked through the Star Wars movies wearing the Darth Vader costume while James Earl Jones mouthed the words.
  • Sharon Davis. Scoop's note: sorry, I don't know. She is fully dressed, although you can see her nipples through her blouse.
  • Imogen Hassall.Scoop's note: The Countess of Cleavage. She is a native of Woking, who rose to some prominence as kind of a UK answer to Uschi. She died at 38, after taking an overdose of sleeping pills. Had a brief film career in the 66-70 period. Her apparent suicide occured in 1980.
  • Vicki Hodge. Apparently a nude vidcap or posed man/woman session.Scoop's note: she starred in "Confessions of a Sex Maniac" (1974)
  • Vicki Hodge. One more from the same session.
  • Vicki Hodge. Two more from the same session.
  • Vicki Hodge. Topless, wearing a nipple ring.
  • Vicki Hodge. Rear view.
  • Vicki Hodge. Topless, drinking milk in a very sloppy manner.
  • Vicki Hodge. Topless/nude .. in the water.
  • Vicki Hodge. Topless, at the beach.
  • Maria Conchita Alonso
  • I've always found this Cubana actress to be sexy. Apparently Helcrom agrees, because he caught her in three distinct movies. Here she is in "Colors".
  • large Helcrom collage of Maria Conchita Alonso in "Colors" (1988). She was 31.
  • large Helcrom collage of Maria Conchita Alonso at age 30, showering in "Extreme Prejudice" (1987).
  • Very sexy large Helcrom collage of Maria Conchita Alonso at age 36, in "House of the Spirits" (1993).
  • Helcrom's home page. v
  • Bo Derek in "Tarzan"
  • Helcrom passes the baton to Hugo, who did five lovely collages from "Tarzan, The Ape Man". Here's Miles and Bo bathing, as their little chimp buddy looks on.
  • Hugo's vidcap of the "painted white" scene.
  • Bo and Miles romping with the chimp.
  • nice collage of Bo bathing.
  • mostly lovely facial shots, but also a sexy nude.
  • Jane March in "Agent Provocateur"
  • Hugo now passes the baton to RDO, who brought us four new onees of Jane. Here she showers.
  • Jane does some lovemakin'.
  • a li'l more lovemakin' for the diminutive one.
  • Sunday's Images.
    Nucathon
  • Nuc wrote this week to say that he's about ready to hang up his scanner. Maybe he's scanned every picture ever taken. What the heck will I do with my Sundays? Oh, well, I have enough for another week or two. Let's let him kick off his swansong with a familiar face. I don't think I have to tell you who Elizabeth Hurley is. According to legend, this nude picture of her hangs in a normally staid London restaurant.
  • Here's Liz about decade ago. Look at the flabby waist and the single eyebrow. Hard to believe it's the same gorgeous Liz.
  • This is Liz in "Aria", many years ago, before she lost her excess weight and her excess eyebrows.
  • Speaking of Arias, here's the Italian opera singer, Anna Moffo.
  • Cia Berg is the lead singer (if "singer" is the right term) for a sleazoid Swedish group called Whale. They are kind of the Swedish version of Kinky Friedman, with songs like my own personal favorite love ballad, "Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum".
  • one more of Cia (pronounced Key-a).
  • another singer of sorts, Gen, lead singer of the Genitorturers. She's perhaps the only person to have pierced her nipples live on a late night live talk show, (London's "Dial Midnight"). I don't know much about their music, but I'm guessing from their name that they don't do any re-releases of old Johnny Mathis standards. I'm looking forward to their Christmas album.
  • OK, Bette Midler, then. She can sing. Here you get a very good look down her blouse.
  • I don't know if Rita Moreno can sing or not. Marni Nixon sang for her (as well as for Natalie Wood) in the movie version of "West Side Story". If I remember correctly, she also starred in the same role on stage, where Marni couldn't help, so she must sing a little bit. I know the woman can dance.
  • I know she also is billed as a singer, but I've never heard Samantha Fox sing. I'm not sure it matters much what she sounds like. The music seems to be superflous to her real achievements.
  • Elizabeth Peņa is a serious actress, but she's had a couple of roles that required removing her top. One of them was "Jacob's Ladder".
  • One more of Elizabeth Peņa in "Jacob's Ladder".
  • When they buried Mr. Spaak in space, they forgot to tell us about his most important legacy. His two often-naked daughters, Catherine and Agnes Spaak. Their real father is Charles Spaak, who wrote "Grand Illusion", a film many consider to be the best ever. This daughter is Catherine Spaak.
  • Agnes Spaak.
  • Before Alana Stewart was married to Mr. SunTan and a respectable talk show moderator, she appeared in films. This is one of the classics in her resume, "Night Call Nurses".
  • Alex Kingston studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, and was married to Ralph Fiennes until he got a wandering eye.
  • Even if you love Bonnie Bedelia (as I do), you've probably never seen this. It is a scene cut from "The Strange Vengeance of Rosalie" to get a "general audience" rating. The movie is 26 years old. Bedelia, although still sexy as hell, is now in her early 50's.
  • Cassandra Harris was an early Bond woman (For Your Eyes Only).
  • She was in more b-movies than Christopher Lee, or at least it seemed so, and she was once dating Johhny Carson. She died before her 30th birthday in a high-speed auto collision. Here's Claudia Jennings in "Deathsport".
  • and here's Claudia in another screen classic, "The Great Texas Dynamite Chase".
  • Most of you have seen the Claudia Schiffer boat pictures before. If you haven't, here's one of the world's great beauties in a rare exposure of her impressive chest. (Heaven knows why she usually keeps it hidden)
  • Dalila DiLazzaro is a model-turned-actress, probably most famous for "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein", and a romance with Carlo Ponti behind Sophia Loren's back.
  • Dalila DiLazzaro.
  • Cristina Soledo was the alleged love-muffin of Argentina's President Carlos Menem. Menem claimed that she was simply his tennis instructor. I hear she has a strong forehand.
  • De-Ahna Ray was Miss Philippines in 1975.
  • Debee Ashby was Tony Curtis' significant other for a while, and they got along well, despite the 123 year age difference.
  • This is kind of a candid public shot of the flamboyant actress Domiziana Giordano, and it really doesn't reflect the fact that she is one of the world's great beauties..
  • when they sang the Mickey Mouse theme, they sang "see you real soon". I don't think they were expecting us to see quite this much of Mouseketeer Doreen (Tracey).
  • Francesca Neri is also one of the most beautiful women in the world although, again, this vidcap doesn't reflect that. The scene is from "The Ages of Lulu", just before she got her pubes shaved.
  • Rosalba Neri is Francesca's mom.
  • Honey Bruce, the one-time stripper who married the pioneering comic, Lenny Bruce.
  • Ina Skriver and Koo Stark in their controversial shower scene in "Emily". Koo publicly dated Prince Andrew, while Ina was said to have had a brief dalliance with his brother, Prince Charles.
  • one more from "Emily".
  • Vicki Hodge, another of Prince Andrew's cupcakes.
  • Izabella Scorupco of "Golden Eye", seen here in "Petri Tears".
  • Saturday's Images
    "Big Women"
  • Great Britain is taking back its role as a world leader. The British are now getting high marks for a) having plenty of people named Baldwin, but not allowing them to become movie stars b) TV Nudity, and c) most important, getting those nude TV chicks on this web site. Many thanks to the contributor of this great and timely material: the subject today "Big Women", and the leadoff hitter Anastasia Hille ("Stephie"), full frontal!
  • another Anastasia Hille frontal
  • Anastasia Hille nearly frontal
  • Anastasia Hille topless
  • Daniela Nardini ("Layla"), full frontal!
  • another Daniela Nardini frontal
  • Daniela Nardini rear view
  • Daniela Nardini topless
  • Daniela Nardini topless
  • Claire Holman ("Zoe") frontal
  • Claire Holman topless
  • Claire Holman topless
  • Kelle Spry ("Nancy") topless
  • Jayne Ashbourne ("Daffy") topless
  • Jayne Ashbourne topless
  • Jayne Ashbourne topless
  • Jayne Ashbourne topless
  • Jayne Ashbourne topless
  • Annabelle Apsion ("Alice") frontal
  • Annabelle Apsion from the rear
  • Annabelle Apsion topless
  • Annabelle Apsion topless
  • Miscellaneous
  • Anna Kournikova in action.
  • Cameron Diaz talk show appearance Thursday night.
  • Alicia Silverstone talk show appearance Friday night.
  • Arthur Figgis
  • We've seen a bunch of British material in the last two days. Here is a little touch of variety: some new vidcaps from Arthur Figgis, focusing on German material, but including an international selection. First up: Anoushka Renzi in "Dark Desires: Anna"
  • More of Anoushka Renzi in "Dark Desires: Anna".
  • Anja Kling in "Locked Up: A Night With a Murderer".
  • Ute Christensen in "Peggy's Afraid"
  • Valeria Golino in "Storia d'Amore".
  • Roxanne Hart in "The Last Innocent Man".
  • Barbara Rudnik in "Mueller's Office".
  • Muriel Baumeister in "The Priest and the Girl".
  • Desiree Nosbusch in "After Midnight".
  • Gudrun Landgrebe in "The Public Woman".
  • Laura San Giacomo in "Nina Takes a Lover".
  • More of Laura San Giacomo in "Nina Takes a Lover".
  • Barbara Auer in "Nicolaikirche".
  • Barbara Williams in "Thief of Hearts".
  • Barbara Williams in "Thief of Hearts".
  • Shari Shattuck
  • Shari is still sort of an unknown, despite some real jobs, and B-movies. She's done a few soaps, and "Dallas", but her film work is where I know her from. I first saw her in some horrible movie called "The Spring". OK, the movie sucked, but she took off her clothes. These fantastic vidcaps by R?ddler are from the movie "Dead On". See for yourself, I think you'll enjoy them.
  • More of Shari Shattuck, by R?ddler.
  • Great close ups in this collage, Probably the best 'caps in this series.
  • Traci Scoggins was also in the movie "Dead On", and R?ddler managed to get some nice stuff of her too. Here she is in the tub. Only mild nudity, but Traci doesn't do that much anyway.
  • Landon Hall
  • Softcore, and B-movie actress Landon Hall. Vidcaps form "Maximum Revenge", by Crow.
  • Landon Hall from "Maximum Revenge", by Crow #2.
  • Landon Hall from "Maximum Revenge", by Crow #3.
  • Landon Hall from "Maximum Revenge", by Crow #4.
  • Lisa Bonet
  • The Evil Cosby kid. Well that's probably what Bill thinks when he's not pimping Jell-O. Here she is from one of her efforts to break free from the nice, innocent, little Cosby girl image. Vidcaps of Lisa's sex scene from the movie "Bank Robber", by Sing.
  • Fun House Variety
  • Once again, proving that he his a master at finding the most obscure naked celebs, from the Anonymous Guy, here's Aurelia Dobre.
  • If you're into the whole Royals of Europe thing, then this is for you, Princess Caroline of Monaco.
  • From another "Red Shoe Diaries" episode, a newcomer, Irina Grigorieva.
  • Charlie's favorite Angel, Farrah Fawcett. Vidcaps from probably her best movie, "Extremities", by Graphic Response. Then again maybe I shouldn't rule out "Saturn 3" so quickly!
  • Annie Potts. A little odd I must say, in fact a buddy of mine just said he wasn't even going to ask why I had a "Designing Women" chick on the screen. But I am Scoopy Jr., and the world needs its exposed celebrities! Here she is, not nekkid, but I think her most revealing stuff. Vidcaps from "Who's Harry Crumb", by Graphic Response.