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Scoop's note:
I don't know exactly what happened over the years, but I
seem to have lost all the attachments for this issue.
Tuna's items can be found in his section. The others,
sadly, can't be recaptured.
"Girl in Trouble"
Girl in Trouble (1963) is a nudie from Lee Beale, and is a cautionary tale for naive country girls who dream of excitement in the big city. Tammy Clark has been living with her father and playing cook and bottle washer, and is in love with Ray Menard, but doesn't want to move from one kitchen to another without living a little, so she packs a suitcase, and starts hoofing it to New Orleans. Part way through her 200 mile trek, she twists her ankle. When a passing motorist offers her a ride, she accepts. She dozes off, he stops the car and tries to rape her. She manages to grab a big rock and knock him over the head. Leaving him laying on the side of the road and presumed dead, she takes his car and drives the rest of the way. She checks into a fleabag hotel, but finds the aging letch of a desk clerk peeping on her while she is washing the blood out of her clothes.
Her next stop is a rooming house where she is befriended by an ex stripper and prostitute. She helps her land a job as a lingerie model after she is fired from a waitress job for refusing sex with the owner. She is sent to a private showing at a hotel, and the client rapes her. Then she turns to stripping. Things go bad when her long lost love sees her doing her act.
She shows breasts numerous times, and wears amazing early 60s industrial strength lingerie. I enjoyed seeing the period cars, clothes, hairdos, etc, and it was not a bad B&W transfer of this forgotten film. The genre is early exploitation, and this is a good example. C.
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"Good Time with a Bad Girl"
Good Time with a Bad Girl (1967) is an early nudie from Barry Mahan, who turned eventually to children's films. A well to do business owner is forced to land his private plain in Las Vegas due to electrical storms further East. He invites his wife to join him for a vacation, but she refuses to miss her garden club meeting. Then he meets 17 year old Barbara Keesling, whose chief virtue is having no morals at all. She latches on to him as a sugar daddy, and he, at first, enjoys being around her. She stays in his hotel room, and sleeps in his bed, but they don't have sex. The next morning, he decides that she should be more like a daughter to him (She is a year younger than his own daughter). The two go horseback riding, where Keesling attracts the attention of a horny cowboy and his bisexual girlfriend.
They pair are invited to a party, which turns out to be an orgy. The businessman leaves in disgust after seeing Keesling in bed with the cowboy and a lesbian with a vibrator. Keesling shows breasts and buns throughout the film. Several other women also show breasts at the orgy. This is a rather lame story with very little plot and no tension, and is only an excuse to show naked women, which I suppose is not all bad. The transfer was obviously made from a work print, but is not bad, other than a few scratches. This is a D, tits but no real story.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Site Updates:
Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated.
OTHER CRAP:
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Booby-trapped bra may have triggered suicide blast.
- - talk about a booby trap
- - she must have had one helluva set of torpodoes
- - she had defective implants and her boobies exploded
- - female terrorists practice on training bras first
- - we must never let terrorists get their hands on B-movie babes, each can
blow up a whole city - - the solution is simple to keep America safe, ban all women from wearing bras
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Pac-Mondrian: classic gaming meets modern art
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Bad Magazines - a look at trashy mags
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Kobe Bryant decides to stay with Lakers.
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Sharon Stone plans to show her snatch again in Basic Instinct 2
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Logging & Healthy Forests: President Bush's Remarks Announcing the Long-Overdue Disembowelment of Clinton-Era Wilderness Protections - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG satire)
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Johnny Depp to buy a rural English mansion
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British Museum powered by pure shit, much like Celine Dion's Vegas act.
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JoBlo.com looks at the sequel to House of 1000 Corpses.
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The complete Gena Lee Nolin sex tape
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Tastes like Homo
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A new clip from Catwoman
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Anchorman, as reviewed by that master of subtlety, The Filthy Critic
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The Daily Show looks at the potential delay of the elections.
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The Daily Show's Lewis Black weighs in on the conventions.
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Real Cross-breed Animals. With many pictures.
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Best naughty swimsuits ever - from a site called ChickenMcNugget.com. (You kow McDonald's has to love that)
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Bull Durham 2: Live from the All-Star mound. Did Piazza tell batters what Clemens was planning?
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Mouseketeer vacation update: junk food, scotch, and an overstuffed bikini.
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Johnny Knoxville and fellow 'Jackass' alum Steve-O got so tanked on vodka, they got naked and simulated sex acts in a NY nightclub. This was in preparation for their Royal Command Performance for QE2.
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Mr Halle Berry says he is not a sex addict. "I am not a sex addict. I am a person who, through a series of emotional events, troubles, challenges, made some really, really stupid, painful mistakes." I guess he may be onto something there.
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Police have been secretly watching the set of George Clooney film sequel Ocean's Twelve in Sicily, as part of an investigation into the local Mafia. Interestingly, they have focused their investigation on Catherine Zeta-Jones's dressing room.
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"Dumb blonde" jokes make blondes act dumber.
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Study finds that tanning is addictive.
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Darth Cheney dismisses his doctor, because ... Well, nobody really seems to know, frankly.
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Antichrist news: Hollywood actress Demi Moore is reportedly expecting toy boy lover Ashton Kutcher's baby.
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West Virginia news department: Smoker Ignites Portable Toilet Explosion
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Dr Hawking now believes it is possible for matter and energy to escape a black hole, based upon extensive observations of Whitney Houston.
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X-tina gets membership in the hair club for women.
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The big news in Norway today? Little boy finds a 55 year old message in a bottle. Translated, it reads, "1 liter milk, 3 kilos herring"
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Weather.com's "photo of the week" archive
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Can the new SONY playstation, with voice recognition in nine languages, be used as a universal translator?
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Artist's online portfolio. To translate that into English: beautiful women in swimsuits and lingerie
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'Angels,' 'Sopranos' lead Emmy nods in predictable announcement. Not much sense in reading this. Pretty much the same shows were nominated for the same awards as in previous years, with a few ringers thrown in - to fool us into thinking TV has some fresh ideas.
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MLB Mid-Season Power Rankings: Yanks have edge on surprising Cards
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Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau recalls his famous classmate - George Bush
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Other Crap archives . May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
Click
here
to submit a URL for Other Crap
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
picture. When
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
altogether.
Harold Robbins's Body Parts
Bonus (not from Shiloh)
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I have no idea whether this is really TV star and
beauty pageant winner Jayne Kennedy, but many people believe that
it is. Assuming that it is, it is the mother of "home sex tapes".
(.wmv - zip)
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I love this scene. Joely Richardson running around
stark naked in Lady Chatterley. (.wmv - zip)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
Shiloh says:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
Scoop says:
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
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NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
The Ghost's Summer O' Skinemax continues with more scenes from the 1994 softcore flick "Play Time". Both ladies show plenty of breast and thong views, plus some mild 3-way and lesbo lovin' (links 13-16 and 23-25).
In the video clips, some highlights include:
Monique Parent masturbating while Jennifer Burton dances (link #3)
Burton rubbing lotion on Parent (link #5)
3-way hot tub lovin' (lnks 6 and 7)
Lesbotronics in #9.
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Late Night Talk Show Round-Up
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Celebs showing off some skin on the talk show circuit...
- Brandy showing some leg and abs while performing on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn".
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Variety
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Michelle Trachtenberg
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Buffy's little sister looking great in a bikini top in scenes from one of our favorite comedies of 2004, "Eurotrip". Click here for the Scoopy.com review.
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Another look at a classic moment in screen nudity (as well as a look at some of the best breasts ever). Jamie Lee topless in scenes from the Eddie Murphy/Dan Aykroyd comedy, "Trading Places (1983).
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Thanks to Squiddy for this production still of Halle and her cleavage in full Catwoman gear. "Catwoman" opens in theaters July 23rd.
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A Dragonscan 'cap of the Euro-actress soaking wet and baring a breast in scenes from the Italian film "Il Ladrone" (1979).
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Señor Skin 'caps of the Star Trek babe topless in scenes from the direct-to-video movie "Paradise Lost" (1999).
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Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
CELEBRITY POLITICAL ROUND-UP
New Spokesman: Rush Limbaugh - Slim-Fast has dropped Whoopi Goldberg as a
celebrity spokesperson after she sparked outrage with lewd jokes about
President Bush's name and her crotch at a John Kerry fundraiser. Slim-Fast
said they were "disappointed" in Goldberg's remarks and regret so many
customers were offended.
Besides, she's still got a huge butt.
Also, the "Drink this and look like Whoopi Goldberg" campaign wasn't
catching on.
Whoopi's ad slogan was "I'm a big loser!"...And whattaya know: she was.
Da Hell Wit It! - Wednesday, former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka
announced that he won't run for Senate, leaving Republicans still without a
candidate in Illinois. George Wendt, who played "Da Bears'" Superfan Bob
Szworski on "Saturday Night Live," predicted that if Ditka ran, he'd get
118.4 percent of the vote, factoring in the dead people voting in Chicago.
Nah, all the dead people in Chicago vote for the Democrat.
Also factoring in all Da Bears fans voting 20 or 30 times.
Ditka just didn't want all the other Senators bugging him for free
Levitra.
PARIS GETS CUT OF SEX TAPE PROFITS
Paris On $400,000 A Night - Paris Hilton has settled her lawsuit against
ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, who made the sex tape that ended up for sale on
the Internet. She agreed to accept a portion of the profits, about
$400,000. Her reps say most of the money will go to "worthy charities."
* It will mostly go to poor, Third World orphans who work in designer
clothing sweatshops.
She wants to buy spray-on tans for poor women.
Wow, $400,000 for one night! You could stay in the ACTUAL Paris Hilton
for that!
She would give up all of the money, but then she couldn't claim that
she'd turned pro.
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