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Los Cronocrimines
(aka Time Crimes, 2008)
How can a decent Sci-Fi film be made with no budget? I might not have
thought of the answer to that puzzling question until I saw this film, but the
writer/director of Time Crimes (Nacho Vigolando, who also plays a supporting
acting role) demonstrated quite ingeniously that it is possible, given
adherence to the following guidelines:
1. Locate the entire story in the present, in some everyday setting.
2. Create the sci-fi element by having the main character travel back only
a few minutes in time, thus creating a situation where two of him (or more)
have to co-exist in the present day.
3. Make the time-travel apparatus low-tech and mostly off camera. Keep the
scientific explanations to a minimum, forcing the audience to accept the
simple fact of time travel, rather than to quibble about the method.
In the case of this particular Spanish film, "Hector from now" co-exists
with "Hector from an hour in the future" and then later with still another
Hector who is just a few more minutes out of synch. The explanation is a long
story, not really worth detailing. If you want a complete plot summary,
there is a detailed one
at IMDb. If you are intrigued by the concept, you're better off not
reading that plot summary. In fact, the little I told you is already too much.
It would be ideal to watch this movie without knowing it is a time-travel
mystery, but the title sort of spoils that from the get-go. The satisfaction
you will derive from watching this film is based upon the fact that everything
on screen seems utterly baffling until the layers of the onion are pulled
back, at which point the little pieces seem to fit together, and you are
permitted the pleasure of a hearty "Aha!" The explanation may not really make
perfect sense, but it makes as much sense as anything is ever going to make in
a time-travel movie. The point is that the author does offer an explanation,
and it's fun to see how he gets there.
There have been discussions about remaking the film in English, presumably
with some kind of reasonable budget. Timothy Sexton (Children of Men) had been
enlisted to script it, and the rumor mill had seated either David Cronenberg
or George Romero in the director's chair. I'm not sure how concrete the remake
plans were, but the talk was really heating up about a year ago, and then
cooled off. I have not heard much about it lately, and I'm not sure what the
current status is. IMDb lists it as a 2011 film in development, whatever that
means.
The very good news: Barbara Goenaga got stark naked in this version.
Here are some 1280x720 film
clips.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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A mixed bag today.
Fired Up
2009
We have Kate French showing off her really nice
pair. Caps and an HD clip.
Angel Fist
1993
Then we have a "Babe in Bondage' with Melissa Moore in Angel Fist. Melissa has
her boobs exposed by one lucky dude, lucky that is up until the point he
unties her. Also a shower scene. Caps and
2 clips.
TV Land
Over in TV Land Alexis Glick & Nicole Petallidis on the couch with some leggage
on the "Fox Business" channel. Caps and
a HD clip.
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Notes and collages
Two and a Half Nen
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episode: It Never Rains in Hooterville
April Bowlby
Part 2

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Dark Blue, Almost Black
2006
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