The Catch of the
Day |
to the guy who
requested the paparazzi shots of Catherine
Zeta-Jones: about a jillion people sent me the
ones I already had, but no new ones. Here's the
best for your viewing pleasure
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Scanman has become
one of our most interesting contributors. His
work is prolific, proficient, and interesting. He
came up with some beauties this weekend. First of
all, take a gander at this. Scanman sent in
several of Jane March in "The Lover",
and Scoopy Jr will be running the series, but I
think we should all see this one ASAP. This is
the controversial movie in which the 18 year old
March was made up to look like a much younger
girl losing her flower. Look at this close-up
frame of her and Tony Leung. Man, if they weren't
really doin' it, they were getting about as close
as you can get.
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Scanman also produced
the first quality scans I've seen of Jamie Lee
Curtis in "Mother's Boys". This full
body shot may include body doubling (always be
suspicious of decapitated bodies), but others
definitely include Jamie's chest and face
together.
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Here's Jamie Lee
getting out of the tub
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These are just erotic
shots .... no nudity.
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From an anonymous
contributor: a very large frame enlargement of
Natasha Henstridge and Scoopy Jr's favorite
actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme, in "Maximum
Risk"
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RDO is the official
research department of Internet Celebrity Nudity.
Yesterday I mentioned that beautiful Judy Bowker
had only done one nude scene, so RDO went out and
got us clear pics of it! (He also reported that
"Lovin Molly" with Blythe Danner and
"Little Fauss and Big Halsey", with
Lauren Hutton, are not available on video.
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RDO presents: more of
Judy Bowker's adorable bottom
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while RDO was at it,
he also gave is Vida Taylor from the same movie,
"Clash of the Titans"
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while RDO was
thinking of it, he also sent over one of Mariana
Hill in "Thumb Tripping"
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Beercaps sent this
over: Pamela Anderson talk show appearance last
week. Pamela looks great. Somebody helped her
with the make-up, and ... well, I think we're
already pretty familiar with her body
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I don't remember
where the heck these are from, but here's Janet
Gunn taking a modest shower.
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the cachou
striptease: four selected frames #1.
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the cachou
striptease: four selected frames #2.
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the cachou
striptease: four selected frames #3.
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the cachou
striptease: four selected frames #4.
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From Boatfan: a
tremendous enlargement of Lucy Lawless' famous
hockey game slip. This picture is apparently not
from a video, but taken by a lucky still
photographer
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If Women's Rugby
isn't your favorite sport ... well, maybe you
ought to reconsider.
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one more of the
Worthing Ladies' Rugby Club.
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HELP! I didn't know
that Kate Capshaw had ever done a legit nude
scene. The Bare Facts Video Guide says that Jana
Taylor did a nude scene in Dreamscape, and
Capshaw didn't. But here is a Blackshine cap of
Capshaw in Dreamscape. Therefore, Bare Facts is
in error, or Blackshine is in error, or they saw
different prints of the movie. Who can educate
me?
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Brum Bob (in his
own words) |
Anne Heywood was born
in Handsworth, Birmingham (which is no more than
12 miles from my country abode) where she was
christened Violet Pretty. After winning the Miss
Great Britain title she joined the "Rank
Charm School" alongside Joan Collins and
Honor Blackman. She starred in many light
comedies and naval epics for various British
Studios and in the late sixties was cast opposite
Keir Dullea and Sandy Dennis in the Hollywood
version of DH Lawrence's "The Fox".
Pics 1,2,3 are publicity shots for the film. #1
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#2
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#3
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This collage are from
various sources and are the masturbation scene,
which was very racy in its day as was the lesbian
kiss with Ms Dennis.
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She later starred in
"The Awful Story of The Nun Of Monza"
where she was a pregnant nun who was tortured by
jealous colleagues.( Part of the torture was
sucking a lemon--to get the smile off her face)
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The last thing I saw
her in was a movie where she was a virginal
schoolmarm who gets raped by the Black Janitor (
60's Stereotypical") and finds she likes it
and keeps coming back for more .See Rape Collage.
I can't think what the film was called. Scoop's note: the movie
is "Good Luck, Mrs. Wyckoff". I haven't
seen the movie, but it was a pretty good novel by
William Inge, who is better known as an
award-winning playwright ("Come Back, Litte
Sheba" and "Picnic"). Inge is
obsessed with the loneliness and secret longings
beteath the staid exteriors of small towns. I'd
bet the movie isn't that good. It was directed by
Marvin Chomsky, who was more at home
choreographing campy action scenes with
tongue-in-cheek dialogue between Jim West and
Doctor Loveless, or between Captain Kirk and
anybody.
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Sunday's
Images. |
The last Nucathon |
Nuc's scans have been
a regular staple of the Fun House for about a
year, and have been the Sunday feature for many
months. He is stepping away from the scanner for
a while, but we have one last batch to share with
you. Here's Jane Higginson, known for her role as
Arielle on General Hospital, but seen here in a
cinema classic, "Danger Zone 2: The Reaper's
Revenge"
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Speaking of Soap
Operas, this is a dark scan of Jayne Bentzen in
"A Breed Apart". Jayne was once a lead
on "The Edge of Night"
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One more of Jayne
Bentzen in "A Breed Apart"
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Another Soap Opera
lady, Laura Sisk, who starred in
"Loving". This is the only pic I know
in which her breast is partially exposed.
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This is a dark scan
of Janet Gunn, of "Silk Stalkings", in
"Night of the Running Man"
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I don't have any idea
who Jenna is, but Nuc's note ssay she appeared in
"Vampire's Seduction", and Nuc is
probably the world's foremost expert on lesbian
vampires, so I guess we'll go with that.
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Joely Richardson is,
of course, a member of the multi-generational
acting family, the Redgraves (one of Vanessa's
daughters), and she is seen here in "Lady
Chatterley's Lover"
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Joely Richardson full
frontal in "Chatterley"
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Joyce Jillson in
"Superchick". After a brief acting
career, she became infamous as the
"Astrologer to the Stars", and was most
notorious for her claim that she had been paid by
the Reagans to plot compatible horoscopes for
Reagan's VP choices in 1980. The Reagan's claimed
they never heard of her. Of course, Ron also
claimed never to have heard of Nancy, so it's
kinda hard to make the call. I know Alzheimer's
isn't funny, but in Reagan's case, how could they
tell that he had it?
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Judy Bowker as
Andromeda in "Clash of the Titans". She
is an angelic beauty, and I think this movie was
the only time she was photographed nude. More's
the pity.
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Giantess Julie
Strain, possibly THE queen of grade-b's, and a
damned entertaining screen personality. She has
appeared in a few zillion nekkid magazines as
well.
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This is Karla Conway,
Lisa Baker, and Dede Lind. They are three
Playmates from the 66-67 era who were recently
reunited by Celebrity Sleuth magazine
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Kathleen Bradley. She
was Miss Black California, an upset winner
because she's white. I'm kidding, she's not white
at all, but she was one of those prize girls on
The Price is Right, which I think qualifies her
to apply for white citizenship.
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Lauren Hutton. One
blurry, but stark naked, frame which is supposed
to be from "Little Fauss and Big
Halsey", which finished just out of the top
100 best American movies of all time. RDO ... are
you out there? Is this for real, cuz if Lauren's
shown off her zillion dollar modeling and
makeup-selling privates, I think we should get a
better look.
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Leslie Anne Down.
This frame is new to me. Topless, she is seen
with Harrison Ford in 1979's "Hanover
Street", and I think she subsequently was
much bigger than this.
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Lili St Cyr is a
famous stripper from an era when there weren't
that many to become famous.
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Linda Kerridge. She
was known for her resemblance to Marily Monroe,
albeit without the Monroe chest. This resemblance
was the basis for the script for "Fade to
Black"
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Linda's shower scene
in "Fade to Black"
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Margaret Nolan. She's
the girl whose body is seen on screen while
Shieley Bassey sang "Goldfinger" during
the credits.
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one more of Margaret
Nolan
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Mariana Hill in
"El Condor". She's best known as the
woman that Robert Forster keeps photographing in
"Medium Cool"
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Mariana Hill in
"Thumb Tripping"
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Mata Hari. No, she
isn't some kind of Oriental. Her real name is
Margaretha Geertruda Zelle, and she's Dutch. She
is the woman who was executed by the French in
WW1, for acting as a German spy when they thought
they had hired her to act as their spy. She
introduced the professional striptease to Europe,
and was also known as the lover of various
sybaritic European nobles.
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Melanie Appleby, Page
Three Girlie and Singer.
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full frontal of
Appleby
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Merete van Kamp, who
starred in Princess Daisy and Dallas.
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Nathalie Simon,
professional windsurfing champion.
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Pamela Reed, a rare
nude scene, albeit distant and blurry, in
"The Long Riders"
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Phoebe Cates, screen
nudity legend. Real name: Phoebe Katz. I guess
she's just raising her kids now. She is Mrs Kevin
Kline, and doesn't work much now
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Rachel Weisz in
"Stealing Beauty"
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Rita Hayworth, screen
legend. I have never seen this shot before, so I
can't comment on its authenticity, but I didn't
know there was a bare-breasted shot of her.
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Here's one of Sally
Kirkland, obviously before the new hooters.
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Simone Griffeth. I
think this is a frame from "Hot Target"
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Simone Griffeth. One
more from "Hot Target" (??)
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Saturday's
Images. |
Crow-w-w-w-w |
Crow is really
turning out some material this week. You name it,
he's doin' it. Let's cut to the chase. Amanda
Plummer lookin' mighty peculiar in
"Butterfly Kiss". Perhaps you saw the
remake with Kevin Kline: "Butterfly French
Kiss"
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Amanda Plummer
lookin' mighty peculiar in "Butterfly
Kiss".
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Amanda Plummer
lookin' mighty peculiar in "Butterfly
Kiss".
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Amanda Plummer
lookin' mighty peculiar in "Butterfly
Kiss".
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Julie Delpy in
"American Werewolf in Paris". I loved
the scenes of Gene Kelly dancin' with the cute
little animated werewolves. Closed-captioning for
the reference-impaired: screen legend Kelly
appeared in a classic movie called "An
American in Paris", and one of his most
famous scenes in his career (in "Anchors
Aweigh") involved a dance routine with
animated characters Tom 'n Jerry.
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If you really love
movie trivia, here's a picture of Gene chatting
up Tom or Jerry.
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Julie Delpy in
"American Werewolf in Paris".
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Julie Delpy in
"American Werewolf in Paris".
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Speaking of screen
legends: Tracy Spaulding in "Stormy
Nights", a film based loosely on the first
line of Snoopy's biography of Bulwar-Lytton.
Closed-captioning for the reference-impaired:
Snoopy, beloved cartoon beagle, is always trying
to write a novel that begins "It was a dark
and stormy night". Turns out that 19th
century English hack writer Edward Bulwar-Lytton
actually started a novel with this sentence. On
the basis of this, there is now an annual bad
writing contest in his name, which encourages
people to submit the worst first line imaginable
(presumably from an abominable opus).
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If you're interested,
click here for the official web site of the
Bulwar-Lytton (Bad) Fiction Contest
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Tracy Spaulding in
"Stormy Nights"
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Tracy Spaulding in
"Stormy Nights".
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Tracy Spaulding in
"Stormy Nights".
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Shannon Tweed in
"Stormy Nights". I haven't read that
this is a body double, and Shannon certainly
doesn't need one, but you rarely see body and a
clear face together in these.
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Shannon Tweed in
"Stormy Nights".
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Sandahl Bergman in
"All That Jazz".
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Sandahl Bergman in
"All That Jazz".
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Sandahl Bergman in
"All That Jazz"
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Miscellaneous |
This must be the
must-see of the day. Boatfan's scan of Michelle
Yeoh, the lady who was Brosnan's sidekick in the
last Bond film.
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María Inés Rivero,
"hanging out" at the World Cup.
Impressive.
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María Inés Rivero
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María Inés Rivero.
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Baxendale from
"Dagg"
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Helen Baxendale, the
British member of the "Friends" cast,
in "The Investigator".
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Helen Baxendale in
"The Investigator".
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Helen Baxendale in
"The Investigator".
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Helen Baxendale in
"The Investigator".
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Just because these
two are so often confused, here's Kate Beckinsale
in "La Tabla de Flandes"
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Arcane |
Arcane collage: Pam
Grier in "Coffy".
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Arcane collage: Jane
March in "The Color of Night".
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