"They are still trying to adjust my medication. My heart rate is stable, and the trick is to reduce medications to get rid of my dizziness and fatigue without having the heart rate climb. I will be on disability for some or all of August, and they are contemplating a cardio-covert, and angiogram, a sleep study, and who knows what else. I asked him outright if this was as good as it gets. He said it was possible, but he hoped not."

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Wedding Crashers (2005)

Already wrote about it at length. Probably excessive length. Here's the review.

• Jane Seymour zipped .wmv. After having watched this, I can't see any frames with pink stuff. Damn Owen Wilson's hand.

Warm Summer Rain (1989)

How long ago did DVD start to propagate through popular consumer electronics? Must be close to ten years now. That's how long we've been waiting for this mofo. There are no special features (as if we care), but the MGM team did a nice job on the transfer, and included both a widescreen and a full-frame full screen version, which is exactly the combination we want. MGM has made that their standard procedure, and I hope to hell they keep doin' it that way!

It is a high water mark for nudity in Kelly Lynch's career. (And, geez, did she spend some time in the gym getting her shape toned up for this mother! She looks mahvelous.) It also represents a standard of nudity for mainstream American performers that we may never see again. Look at the collages, you'll see what I mean. There is very little of Kelly Lynch or Barry Tubb left unexposed.

The nudity, in a word, is terrific!

As for the movie - that is a more complicated issue. Read the complete review here.

• A zipped .wmv of the hottest sex scene
• A zipped .wmv of their nude escape from a burning building

Various Kelly Lynch collages

"The Getaway"
Today we took the Time Machine back to 1994 for a look at remake of the 1972 Steve McQueen movie. This an action-adventure flick stars Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin playing a modern day Bonnie & Clyde.

We have Kim Basinger showing some boobs and even a little quick flash of bush while making love with her husband in between all the gunfire.

We also have a couple of quick shots with Jennifer Tilly showing some far off boobage and panty peeks.

"The Business of Strangers"
On the way back home we made a quick stop in 2001. There's no nudity here, but Julia Stiles some leg and cleavage and Stockard Channing also shows a little leg..

Julia Stiles

Stockard Channing

There is nothing wrong with that! The only downside was that the Ghost had to sit through "Catwoman".

"Rottweiler"
Don't mistake this 2004 Sci-Fi/Horror film for Cujo, because it's different, and in some ways better. If anything, think canine Terminator.

In 2018, people's movements are drastically restricted, and enforcement is left to a group called Zone Control. Running this happy group is a nasty little man with a Rottweiler that has been restored after being severely beaten as a pup. As a result, the dog is now half robot, and really mean.

When a young couple are caught in the wrong zone without papers, the girl buys their freedom by having sex with the Zone Control director. Afterwards, he goes back on his word, and the young man is imprisoned. He is savagely beaten, and can't remember what happened to the girl.

When he escapes, he immediately starts to search for the girl, but he has a problem.....Zone Control is chasing him, and the chase is being lead by the robotic Rottweiler.

Interesting and well done Sci-Fi has some nice little twists at the end, which overcomes some unavoidable predictability.

Paulina Galvez

I recently got hold of a copy of some of the short films in the Serie Galante set. Here are a few quick 'caps to kick things off (I have copies of the first 14 films, so more to follow...)

First up we have Clara Bellar in "Night Angels". She breaks into a clothes store to get out of the snow. She tries some stuff on, of course, as you do. She's lovely, been in some mainstream stuff since I think.

Then there's Louka Morand in "Fly Lady Fly" She chases after a frankly bogus looking butterfly. She loses her clothes as she does so.

Bringing up the rear is Maeva Lefebvre. A piano tuner going about his job notices that a painting of the lady of the house appears to be alive. And that in the picture she's taking her clothes off. Fantastic stuff of course, but you wouldn’t want that to happen with a painting of your Gran now would you...

MOVIE REVIEWS:

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