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Scoop:
Jennifer Tilly was not Meg's body double in Body Snatchers.
Both Jennifer and Meg have refuted this claim, and the credits are
listed as "Jennifer", no last name. According to Meg Tilly, she was a
local stripper.
http://www.officialmegtilly.com/blog/body_double/
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Weeds
Season 4
Weeds has taken a whole new direction this year and there was no nudity in
the first six episodes. There's not any real female nudity in episode 7
either, although there is some male bottom.
The good news, however, is that Mary Louise Parker gets a vigorous
spanking. Her panties are on during this, but she later looks at her bum
in the mirror, and most of it is exposed.
And a very nice butt it is!
There are also a couple of quick looks at Mary-Louise in some photographs:
one topless and one with a bare crotch. Whether these are really MLP ...
who knows?
Anyway, here are all the
MLP clips.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Dinner for Two
(1999)
Dinner for Two is a sequel, or maybe a remake, of Cannibal Doctor (see
yesterday's column). These two cannibalism fetish films were made to order
for a single wealthy client, who financed the entire film but did not get
exclusive use of the films. Of course, the outside appeal is limited by the
relatively small number of people interested in the very precise shopping
list of scenes that had to be included and excluded. The central
fantasy/fetish has everything to do with watching school girls tied up,
tenderized, seasoned and basted as if they are to be cooked and eaten; and
nothing to do with actually seeing the cannibalism. There is also an utterly
baffling sub-fetish which involves tickling with feathers.
William Hellfire plays the doctor again and Tina Krause is his wife, but
there are several changes in this update to the basic Cannibal Doctor story.
Misty Mundae plays a dual role this time as sisters, and Tina Krause
also gets cooked in this variation. Both women show everything, and spend
most of the film tied up, sometimes with an apple in their mouths.
Dinner for Two is actually a little more interesting than Cannibal Doctor
because it contains more dialogue and plot, and because all three principals
had a little more experience in front of the camera. That's not much of a
recommendation. To those who do not share the specific preoccupations of the
man who paid for the films, and that would be almost everyone, both films
simply seem strange, so the only real target audience for the films consists
of Misty Mundae completists.
Misty Mundae
Tina Krause
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Notes and collages
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This section will present film clips to accompany
Charlie's collages (which are found in his own site).
Today's star is
Adelaide
Bon in Sur Le Fil
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Confessions of a Lap Dancer
(1997)
The last caps and clips from this film:
This group includes Lisa Comshaw (collages only - the relevant clip was sent in
with the Blake Pickett load), Amy Lindsay (who uses the nom de something, Linsey
Ames), one uncredited stripper that Mr. Skin identified as pornstar Janine
Lindemulder and five other uncredited strippers known only to God and the
producer of this movie. Asked the Gimp how many uncredited strippers he has in
his database. The boy told me there are over 300 movies with unidentified
clothing removal professionals cavorting in their birthday suits. So I was
thinking we should have a shrine put up, a loving tribute to the nameless ones
who took off their clothes for you and me.
Things to pay attention to in this batch:
Janine's performance
(film clips)
is quadruple B - boobs, butt, bush and bunghole. Guess when a gal dances around
in the altogether she cannot help but give the camera a good look at the
netherest of her nether regions. Leaves one to wonder what sights of Blake
Pickett's body were left on the cutting room floor. You know, it would be a
public service that just might make somebody some serious wampum - collect all
the outtakes from stripper movies and put 'em together on one disk. Showgirls
alone would be worth the price of a DVD.
Amy Lindsay (film
clips) in a stripper movie? Duh - for maybe the tenth time. But she plays an
accountant. And she boffs the owner of a strip club who is a decent, generous
guy. The odds on that combination stagger the imagination.
 
Lisa plays the surprised wifey whose wonderfully generous husband buys her a
hooker for her birthday. And all I was going to get my wife is 60-inch LCD with
Blue Ray player and season 1 of The Girls Next Door.
 
And at the end of things, the uncredited strippers
(film clip). Stuck
together a half-dozen short scenes into one clip of all the gals dancing a la
lap. One gal - Stripper 1 - reminds me of a scene in Witness. The Amish farmer
is appalled at Harrison Ford's lack of skill in milking a cow. So he asks Harri,
"Haven't you ever had a teet in your hand?" Ford's answer: "Not one this large."
Well he would have, had he dated this woman.
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