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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Return to Savage Beach
(1998)
Return to Savage Beach (1998) is Andy Sidaris' sequel to his earlier film
... (wait for it) ... Savage Beach.
The girls and guys of L.E.T.H.A.L are out to grab the Philippine national
treasure, which is hidden on an uncharted island, and return it to the
Philippines before the bad guys can get it. Armed only with lethal-sized
breasts, all the fire power in the world, satellites, highly trained agents,
and maps to the treasure location, they are off to Savage Beach.
Shockingly and surprisingly, it features large breasted former Pets and
Playmates topless, in a more or less action thriller with lots of gun fights,
explosions, and more characters than you can keep track of. This is somewhere
near the middle of the Sidaris films in terms of plot quality, but it does
include some uncharacteristic full-frontal nudity.
Again, this is not great movie making, but is wonderful brainless enjoyment
when that is all you are looking for.
Julie K Smith 20
Julie Strain 18
Carrie Westcott 23
Shae Marks 25
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The Halfway House
2004
Today is "Babes in Bondage" film clip bonanza day. Four different cuties
get all tied up in this lame horror film. There is one sample cap for
each girl and you can see the whole set back in the archives on Nov. 25,
2007.
Ashley Fires has the boobs exposed before she
becomes lunch for the creature.
Film clip.
More tits from Monica Shere for the creature
to gobble up. Film clip.
Still more breasts from Athena Demos at lunch
time. Film clip.
More boobage from Stephanie Leighs, she
survives. Two film clips.
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Notes and collages
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Murder Set Pieces
2004
Billed as the ultimate serial killer movie, this 2004 gory slasher
piece is actually the ultimate sucker movie, because they suck you in with
the names of Cerina Vincent, Tony Todd, Gunnar Hansen, and Ed Neal.
Problem is, those known stars did only very brief cameos, leaving you with
a really poorly written, badly acted slasher flick that is less than
mediocre, except for the copious amounts of nudity and pretty women.
Set in Las Vegas, a fashion photographer does glamour photography on
the side, but his subjects have a nasty habit of turning up dead, after
being sadistically tortured. Our shutterbug friend also frequents hookers
and strippers, who also wind up tortured and killed. Clearly, he has
misogynistic tendencies, but at least he likes 'em pretty and well
endowed.
There's nothing positive to say about this dreck other than the nudity,
so that's your one and only reason to watch. And my only excuse is that I
capped it on request.
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Christina Holsinger |
Jenna Velanni and Crissy Moran |
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