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Monday

Jillions of Gillians

Publisher's project this week is Gillian Anderson in The Turning. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by theis frame, but I am. I didn't realize there was a frame with Gillian's face and nipple clearly shown together.

This frame and the next frame are (sorta) clear shots of Gillian's face and her chest in a see-through bra.

one more of the semi-transparent bra

This is the most famous frame of Gillian's breast pressed against the guy's chest. Unfortunately, it is not readily apparent that it is actually Gillian. (It is, as far as I know, but you can't tell that from this frame)

The rest of these are the scene in chronological order, minus the ones you've seen above. Remember that Publisher captures about every third or fourth frame, so adjoining ones can be quite similar. #1

#10

#11

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Jillions of Germans

The Germans inundate you today with a mountain of new material. Find all of these guys on the undernet at #germancelebs. Let's go with Blackshine first. Here's Andrea Roth in Crossworlds. No nudity

Great catch here. Lovely captures of Erika Eleniak in Chasers.

More of Eleniak. No nudity, but skimpy clothing everywhere.

Pamela Anderson in Good Cop, Bad Cop

Norman Bates is next with some German nationals. No nudity in this pic of Alexandra Neldel and (her?) baby.

Steffi Graf in a sweater.

Another of Steffi in a sweater and skirt. This one is much sexier. I vote for Laura Dern to play her life story.

This one from Celeblover. Topless vidcaps of Britta Schmelling.

Slarti is up. No nudity here, but you'll probably like it anyway. Laetitia Casta in that "baby did a bad thing" video.

Karoline Eichhorn in "Der Sandmann"

Anja Kling in "Eingeschlossen"

Mareike Lindemayr in "Bittere Unschuld". No nudity. Downblouse only.

Doris Schretzmayer in "Fink faehrt ob". Cleavage only.

and one from Shatten. Sonia Ryski in "Red Shoe Diaries"

Tuna

Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown

Drew Barrymore in Bad Girls

Jane March in The Color of Night

Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing. Non-nude.

Snowblind

The name of the movie is The Naked Cage, and a bunch of women shed their clothing for this. Like Angel Tomkins

... and Christina Whitaker

... and Shari Shattuck

... and Stacey Shaffer

... and Valerie McIntosh

You have to like this. FR collages of some captures by Smelly Cat. The subject is Sophie Marceau in "My nights are more beautiful than your days"

Sophie Marceau. Frontals.

Sophie Marceau

Sophie Marceau. Additional frontals.

Piolin

I don't know who Nely Rebollo is, but I know Pio did a helluva job on these scans from Interviu magazine, and Nely has a body.

Nely

Sunday. Commentary by The Realist

RDO

Tremendous gallery from RDO this week. Three films, great material. Check this out. Anne Parillaud. Very large. Very clear. Very topless. I've never seen it before. The movie is "Shattered Image"

Anne removes her shirt

Anne is stark naked in one of these frames, but behind a gauze curtain.

More activity behind the gauze curtain.

Linnea- very large, very topless, very soapy. Gorgeous caps from "Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout"

Linnea's buns. In a physical miracle which would defy even the analysis of Steven Hawking, Linnea's hair stays dry in the shower.

something evil surprises Linnea as she leaves the shower.

this frame just says "Assault of the Party Nerds"

Linnea plays strip Karaoke.

Last movie from RDO: Thandie Newton shows Danny Glover her inside place in "Beloved".

large frame of Thandie on the porch with Oprah

more of Thandie on the porch with Oprah

close up of the prosthetic tummy

Aesthete

Aesthete's project for the weekend is "Interlocked", and the star is Schae Harrison. If you are one of the guys obsessed with her, you'll be in heaven. She's consistently one of the most requested people on the page. If you are one of the majority who never heard of her, she is pretty darned famous in the world of Soap Operas. And we're talking famous ones like General Hospital, not the ones I watch, like "All My Uncles", "The Young and the Not-as-young", "The Yodelers", "The Bold and the Craven", and others. Here Schae strips on top of a table

Here she finishes her strip and saves time by combining her performance with her annual breast self-examination.

After the strip she falls forward into her lover's arms.

she has obviously asked him to verify the results of her self-examination

he needs to study the subjects more intensely

he has no x-rays handy, so he sticks her breasts in his eyes to see them up close

two words, "lap dance"

close ups of the table strip

extreme close ups from the table strip

close up of Schae's breast exam

extreme close-up of schae's chest (no head), and a couple of t-shirt shots

lap dancing close-up

extreme close-up of Schae getting felt up from behind.

Master Bagger

Erika Eleniak in Under Siege. Real big, real ..... big.

Erika Eleniak in Under Siege. Storyboard. Especially nice collage.

Erika Eleniak in Under Siege. Storyboard.

Julie Strain. VERY naked, as usual. I've never seen this one before.

Tuna

Gywneth Paltrow in Great Expectations.

Marisa tomei in Slums of Beverly Hills. The nudity is a body double.

Michelle Pfeiffer in The Fabulous Baker Boys. No nudity.

Patsy Kensit in Blame it on the Bellboy. She looks great, but no nudity.

PAL

Ann Margret in Joseph Andrews

I'm in heaven. More new nudes of Anne Parillaud. This time in "Le Battant"

Lene Bergum in "Hodet over Vannet"

Natalie Ogle in Joseph Andrews

More

Julie Strain shows President Clinton her privates

I think Julie really really likes the President. A Lot.

Claire Forlani in Meet Joe Black. No nudity, but the usual fine collage from Graphic Response.

Juliette Binoche in The English Patient. All three of these collages are the usual fine work from Hugo.

Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient

I think it would be fun to drag out one of those Morph packages and do Barbara Bain and Martin Landau. The reason I think this is cool is because I think it would come out looking exactlu like their daughter, Juliet Landau, who is pictured here in "Ed Wood". Imaging by Mongoose

Saturday.

ICMS

I'll let ICMS tell his own story. "I have to tell you that I was very pleased and proud that you published my contribution on July 21, and with my own commentary. I was over the moon with joy until today, when I bought a copy of the August issue of Italian Max and a shock went through my entire body. I discovered that my Susan Stahnke picture is a fake. A fake that fooled a great magazine, but still a fake. It seems that the body in the picture belongs to a Norwegian model named Katrine Gronnvik. I'm sending you the entire spread from Max magazine. I should have known better. If the picture were real, it probably would have surfaced before." Well, ICMS, I wouldn't take it quite so hard. pretty much everyone has been fooled on occasion. I remember one star saying that she saw a fake of herself on the internet and couldn't remember whether she had posed for it or not, so I think anyone can be fooled. You got the error corrected, and that's the key issue. Here's Gronnvik in the disputed picture.

Gronnvik

The Gronnvik article. No picture. Written in Italian. Pretty exciting stuff!

The Bridges of Madison County

I suppose all the Meryl Streep nudity is a body double. The mirror scene is for sure, and here's the proof. Remember the Beverly D'Angelo scene in "Vacation", where the editing was so sloppy that you could see her blue panties in the shower? Same thing happened here. The editor let the scene go a frame or two too long, and you can see that Streep was wearing a bandeau over her breasts, when she was supposed to be naked. (The next frames show the body double's breasts). Here are two frames. The editor should have cut away after the left one, but the right one snuck in there and - Ecce! (I knew I'd get to use "ecce" in a sentence someday). Look on the very bottom and you can see her garment.

Again, remember that these are probably all body doubles. here's Eastwood and "Streep" in the tub, lightened.

two more tub shots lightened to the point of distortion and pixillation, so you can see more clearly. You probably won't add these to your collection unless you love Seurat, but at least you can see whatever there is to see, and make up your mind about the illision and/or the body double..

The porch close-up.

The porch long shot.

Crow

Crow documented Christina Ricci in Buffalo '66. Tight dresses, upskirts, teases, cleavage, but no nudity.

Christina Ricci in Buffalo '66

Tuna

Elizabeth Pena in Across the Moon

Christina Applegate in Across the Moon (no nudity). It seems to me about time for this lady to get with the program on nudity.

Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation. No, you can't see the panties in the shower.

Mongoose

(As usual, Mongoose did his own commentary. For those of you that asked, Mongoose is NOT Scoopy.) Prison Heat is a throwback to the classic Women In Prison (WIP) exploitation films of the 1970s. Released in 1993, PH has almost all the parts for a successful WIP flick. It's got the "stupid American women get thrown into a foreign jail" plot and the inevitable line (for WIP movies not made in the US) "But we're Americans! You can't arrest us! Call the American Embassy!" (Psssst.we don't really say things like that) This movie is a Greek/Israeli production so Turkey is used as the villain and boy they don't cut the Turkish people any slack. Another important thing for a WIP to be true to the genre is that it must have a lot of not- pretty women get naked. No REAL WIP movie just lets the good looking women get naked, and true to form, Prison Heat has plenty of chubby and plain women running around in the shower room. It has the obligatory rape, lesbian rape, orifice examinations for contraband scenes and the standard "innocent young girl quickly becomes tough and gets her revenge" motif. All in all, a good WIP film. 4 stars. Our first actress is Gilya Stern in the compulsory strip down in front of the warden scene. This actor who plays the warden has a very good part by the way. He gets to grab almost everyone's boobs

Gilya in the optional but common take off your clothes to seduce the guard scene. This scene is a little different what with the guard whining "Baby want milk! Baby want milk!" and Gilya taking off her top responding "Mama's gonna give you some milk."

This is Rebecca Chambers. Rebecca plays the stupid chaperone for all the college girls. Here Rebecca is pretending to be a lesbian to lure the bad dyke (played by Toni Naples) into the shower room so that she can.well see for yourself.

more of the lesbian shower room scene

Here's the hottie in this movie. Lori Jo Hendrix may have some silicone, but it's good silicone. Lori is the innocent who can't cope with prison life. She's just too fragile. Here's the strip down in front of the warden scene. Lori's shy.so the warden has to help her strip

Here Lori and Gilya Stern are taking a shower. Lori's got some nice tits, siliconized or not.

Lori Jo Hendrix gets squeezed, probed, felt up and tasted by just about everyone in this movie. She's just a walking squeeze toy. Here she gets groped all over by bad dyke Toni Naples. Toni's really workin' those boobs.squeezin the crap out of them

More lesbian groping

Now Lori Jo goes to visit the warden, where she gets groped, felt up, licked and poked.

Lori Jo needs a shower after all of that. She's very sad. But remember, she's an actress and this is just a movie.

My favorite scene, I think. The warden takes Lori Jo in the shower room and makes her strip "No!.slowly." for him

Even more stripping

Now he's done playing with her and Lori Jo is very upset. So she tries to kill herself. Don't worry, she does not succeed.

Lori Jo gets her revenge. But first, she get's groped by the warden again and then also by his friend. They don't know that Lori Jo has a knife though! The motif is complete and the story comes to it's inevitable conclusion; the bad guys die, the stupid girls grow up a little and everyone escapes Turkey.

Graphic Response

Melanie Griffith in "Nobody's Fool"

Melanie Griffith in "Nobody's Fool". Enlarged single frame.

Patsy Kensit in Bitter Harvest. Patsy Kensit belongs to the Donny Osmond school of childish nicknames. C'mon, you guys, you're like 60 years old now, you can be Pat and Don.

More

Never seen these before, not even on Charlie's site. Judith Godreche in "Paris s'eveille", from Touch

Judith Godreche in "Paris s'eveille"

Claire Skinner in A Dance to the Music of Time, from jimmy the saint.

Sylvia Lamo in The Immoral One, from The Anonymous Guy

Sylvia Lamo in The Immoral One

Talisa Soto in Hostage, from The Anonymous Guy

Catherine Bell in The Brunch Club, from New Kid

Catherine Bell in The Brunch Club

Karen Allen in "Until September", from BFD. Haven't seen much work from BFD, but I always enjoy it. He must make collages from his own personal tapes, because a lot of the films he caps are not readily available.

Grace Jones in Vamp, from ABYS