Monday's
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Griffin Drew |
Today is a big day in
the Fun House. We have a big selection of celebs,
from grade-a film to grade-z crap (sometimes
referred to as Scoopy Jr. favorites). So lets
begin with a buxom young blonde from a movie with
some serious T&A, "Dinosaur
Island".
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I haven't seen this
movie, but after seeing these vidcaps, I really
feel that I should. You know, I need to verify
the source. Plus, we try to be as accurate in our
reporting as possible. Besides, "Dinosaur
Island" has a cast chock full of barely
dressed Cave Women! Now doesn't that
automatically make it worth seeing?
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Griffin Drew from
"Dinosaur Island" #3. Is it me, or does
the guy in these vidcaps look like Corey Feldman
in "Stand By Me". Hardly the kind of
guy who could be in the hot tub with this kind of
girl. Well, not with out paying up front anyway.
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You know, on a place
called "Dinosaur Island", the last
thing I would expect to see is a hot tub. Maybe
the T-Rex uses it to ease his sore feet at the
end of a long day.
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Griffin Drew from
"Dinosaur Island" #5. Thanks to Lescan
for all of these vidcaps.
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From Lescan |
Lescan is a newer
contributor, and lately he seems to be on a
vidcapping spree. I think I've managed to gather
up all of his latest stuff for today's issue, so
let's begin. Since it's been on HBO about every 2
hours for the past month (alternating with
"Batman and Uma"), I guess it was only
a matter of time before some fresh vidcaps from
"Doc Hollywood" came in. Here's Julie
Warner from her skinny dipping scene.
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Julie Warner from
"Doc Hollywood" #2.
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Julie Warner from
"Doc Hollywood" #3. Personally, I think
the best part of the movie was seeing The mayor
of the town dressed up in a summer squash
costume. I think that really authenticated the
"country charm" of the movie. In fact,
I used to live in a small, rural town in
Kentucky, and I can remember lots of times when
ma, pa, me and my brother/grandfather would all
dress up in cute outfits representing our
favorite farm crop, and head on down to the down
to the old courthouse and have us a "big ol'
time". The only part that was not too much
fun was when we had to go to the out house. Trust
me, when your dressed up as a tobacco leaf, it
aint that easy to do your business.
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Another movie I've
seen at least 8 times in the past 3 weeks...It's
the lovable tale of a group of young men as they
pass into adulthood. Along the way encountering
the trials and tribulations of growing up, but
always having a place they can call home. Yes,
it's the 80's classic "Porky's". Here's
Kim Cattrall as the cheerleader who will sleep
with anybody, including the coach. Just get her
up into the equipment room.
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One more of Kim
Cattrall from "Porky's".
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Elpidia Carrillo.
Vidcaps from "Beyond the Limit". It's
some early Richard Gere movie, which means, I
haven't seen it. As a general rule, I've always
tried to avoid Gere movies. A couple have been
good, but especially after seeing "The
Jackal", I've made it a personal pledge
never to watch a Gere movie again. Seriously,
what was with his accent? I kept waiting for him
to tell the F.B.I. "You'll never get me
Lucky Charms!"
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One more of Elpidia
Carrillo from "Beyond the Limit". For
any fans of the movie
"P.C.U."..."Beyond..." is
Caine/Hackman theory compliant.
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Next up from Lescan,
Brigitte Fossey. Vidcaps from the movie
"Enigma".
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Brigitte Fossey from
"Enigma" #2.
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Here's a really
obscure one, Karin Mani. Although Lescan is sort
of a Fun House rookie, it looks like he may have
his eyes on the coveted "Most Obscure
Bimbo" award.
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One more of Karin
Man. Both of these collages come from the long
forgotten, 1982 movie "Alley Cat".
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Vidcaps of Kathleen
Turner from a great 80's classic, "The Man
With Two Brains". Most likely a stunt butt
in these caps.
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Shannon Lee Brown,
vidcaps from "Ski School 2". You know
if ever a movie needed a sequel, it was the first
"Ski School". I often wonder how people
convince studios to make movies like this.
Seriously, if anyone knows some names, Scoop Sr.
and I can come up with at least 100 better ideas
for movies than "Ski School 2".
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From Crow |
Beautiful, German
born actress, Eva Haberman. Vidcaps from
"Tales From a Parallel Universe: I Worship
His Shadow", a.k.a. "Lexx: The Dark
Zone".
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More of Eva Haberman.
I have never heard of her or the movie, but I can
tell you I was surprised to read the cast list.
Whatever this movie was, it also starred Barry
Bostwick, Tim Curry, Rutger Hauer, and Malcolm
McDowell. This one may even join the Fun House's
"Most Unusual Cast Ever Assembled"
list.
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One last vidcap of
Eva.
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One more for the Sara
Jessica Parker from "Sex and The City"
collection. Maybe one day she'll actually do some
nude scenes.
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