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"Scandal: On the Other Side" (1999)
Scandal: On the Other Side (1999) - day 2.
For those that missed last night, here is that write-up:
This soft core is mostly:
1) Two or three lines of unimportant dialogue.
2) A kiss.
3) Start loud music.
4) 10 minutes of simulated sex.
There are some plusses. There are a total of seven women who show nearly everything in good light. On the other hand, the transfer is grainy. It is purportedly about a host of a sleazy video tabloid which exposes scandalous behavior of sit-com stars, complete with film of their indiscretions. There
are far too many images for one night, so tonight we have the first two women, Nancy O'Neil and Amber Newman. The two appear together on a buddy show, where Nancy is a virgin, and has developed a national following of girls who are closing their legs. This chases most of the sponsors, who
sell using sex, away. There is only one thing for it -- Get Nancy laid.
Day 2
Rachel Tiberman and Griffin Drew Are daughter and mother on a sitcom. When word gets out that Tiberman had sex with her screen daddy, the world is outraged. Then, come to find out, he also had drew, and Drew had Tiberman. After exposing all of this on "On the Other Side," the host is fired, but seduces producer Michelle Hall to get some photos from her for blackmail. The photos are of a director who is casting a movie part, and his girlfriend. He doesn't want his wife, Samantha Philips, to know, so gives him the part playing opposite Philips, and Philips seduces
him using rehearsal as a pretext to get him into her trailer.
This film has seven women who show all three Bs in decent light, two water scenes (shower and pool), girl-girl, and mild fetish. That covers all of the important bases for a soft-core, so it is definitely a C. The acting was ok, and a real plot might have given it some cross-over appeal,
although it had the sort of sex scenes that seem to go on forever. To their credit, they didn't go overboard on camera and lighting effects.
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A Link. Some of you may not know that Playboy Brazil has a completely free site where you may view some mulheres toll-free. It's in Portuguese, but experiment with the links. You'll find what you need.
3000 Miles to Graceland came out on DVD today. You know a movie is bad when they spend $62 million making it, then are so embarrassed that they rush it out in a no-frills bare-bones DVD, as if it were one of those Czech sci-fi movies.
The encyclopedia, volume J, part 3, is updated
A few goodies from, TomCat
- Jennifer O'neill was one of the great beauties, and showed exiguous flesh, so let us thank heaven for even the mini-peek that we get here in "Committed"
- Tanya Roberts in "Beastmaster". It's good to see they get TBS in Poland, so they can keep up with the Braves results and the Stooges. (Nyuck-nyuckski)
- Joely Richardson in "Wetherby". This was her first real role. She appeared on camera as an infant, then had a no-line cameo in The Hotel New Hampshire (directed by her dad), then this. She played the same character as her mom , Vanessa Redgrave, in her younger years. Joely really looks a lot likeVanessa did at that age. Joely was 20 at the time.
Sadness.
Our friend, and contributor, The Industry Insider, a filmmaker who has sent us so much from his personal collection over the years, and one of the first-ever readers of the Funhouse back in 1995, has suffered a stroke and is recuperating in an LA hospital. I'll share more details as I learn them.
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From Spaz and Snowblind...full coverage of the goodies expsosed on this week's episode of "Paradise Falls".
First up, 'caps and comments by Spaz:
Paradise Falls: episodes 13 & 14
Just when you think you saw everything of Cherilee Taylor she goes and has a hot R-rated love scene.
Meanwhile, Kim Schraner has a PG-rated love scene. Despite it being fully lit she somehow manages to
keep her breasts covered so you don't see anything.
Snowblind's turn....
Chantal Quesnelle, plenty of cleavage in these bikini scenes.
Cherilee Taylor, more toplessness.
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Kim Schraner, another look at her close, but not quite breast exposure.
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Did someone order the robo-hooters? In the Skinemax tradition, more fakes boobs than should be allowed by law are on display in scenes from "Midnight Tease II" (1995).
Erin Ashley
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Julie K. Smith
And just for a little variety...more breasts.
Paulina Monet topless in "Caress of the Vampire",
Janice Renney topless in "Crimes of Passion".
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aka Katie Price. Here is a great collection of 'caps featuring the UK babe before the implants. Why she had the über-sized silly-cones installed I'll never understand. She looked fantastic before.
Breasts of course are visible in all of these
Bum in links 1,2,7,10, and 11
Bush in links 7,9 and 11
Almost gyno-cam views in #1 and #2
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Topless in scenes from "Lost Highway".
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Great toplessness in all three of these 'caps from "Lost Highway". #1 also has some nice partial bum views.
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The Ducks
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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