Love, Sex & Eating the Bones (2003) is a romantic comedy about a young wannabe photographer who is working as a security guard, and is addicted to porn as his main social outlet. He meets a perfect woman who is an executive in an add agency, but is a rather conservative woman. They fall in love, but he finds himself impotent in the face of a real woman. While they are black, there is nothing race specific about the story. It is a comedy at heart, but does deal with the subject of porn addiction.

The problem with the film for me was that these people were just too ordinary to hold my attention. The villain in the film was either porn star Marieka Weathered, or lead Marlyne Afflack's cousin and room mate Kai Soremekun, who tried her best to break the couple up. IMDb readers have it at 6.2 of 10. The film won three minor festival awards. It opened in 8 theaters in the US, and was down to 4 four weeks later. There were some comedic moments, and some interesting characters, but there was not enough meat in the plot to hold my interest. Both Afflack and Weatherhead show breasts. This is a C-. Those who adore romantic comedy might enjoy this.

I haven't seen this film, but I found these pics on the internet, and thought they were worth sharing. The babe is Jessica Collins, from the "Tru Calling" show. The movie is about life in a legal Nevada brothel.

• Jessica Collins (1, 2, 3)

Dream Lover (2004):

I have talked about this many times. It has a slow-burn femme fatale plot, framed by dream sequences involving evil clowns. I guess you know that I award four stars to all evil clown movies, even more if the clowns are alcoholics.

It's a mediocre movie, except for one thing -  Madchen Amick. She looks about as good as any woman has ever looked on film, and she did full frontal and rear nudity. I could probably sit through a Donald G Jackson film festival to see that.

• Madchen Amick film clip. Not my clip - I converted a very large .mpeg file. The sound is kinda screwy, but the sparkling dialogue ain't the reason to watch this, Sparky! (.wmv format, zipped as usual)

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

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Shiloh continues to come up with some great clips we've never featured before.

• Rachel Weisz is kinda out of the nudity game now, but here she is seen without her panties in "I Want You". ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip) .

• Salma Blair, the poster child for petite and small-breasted actresses, has rarely done nudity, but she did two sex scenes in "Storytelling":. Here is the one with the young guy, in which you get to see her tiny cupcakes. I like them just fine. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip) 

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Some video clips today (divx avis -zipped)

First up, two of Swedish born former heffer (May '93) Elke Jeinsen in Hellcats in High Heels 2.

• Elke Jeinsen (1, 2)

Next...the gals of "The Man Who Fell to Earth".

Adrienne Larussa, Hilary Holland and Linda Hutton all play coeds bedded by their randy professor, played by Rip Torn. Adrienne would go on to do TV soaps; in clip 1 she grabs Rip's world and watches it turn.

Hilary Holland and Adrienne Larussa do only these short clips, designed it seems to show how repetitive Rip's life had become. One naked coed after another. Ad infinitum.

• Adrienne Larussa (1, 2)

• Hilary Holland (1, 2)

Linda Hutton plays Rip's first and kinkiest coed bedmate. She likes to take pictures of them doing the nasty.

• Linda Hutton

Last up is Candy Clark. First two clips are of her in the bathtub. and the last two are of her and David Bowie mating Texas style... with a six-shooter, pardner.

• Candy Clark (1, 2, 3, 4)

"1984"
This 1984 retelling of George Orwell's classic Sci-Fi is not just a drama, it's almost a documentary. Orwell imagined in 1948 what could happen, and guess what, it's starting to happen. He was a few years early, but he was right on target.

This version, filmed in 1984 with some events actually filmed on the same dates used in the book, is better than the 1956 version, although maybe not perfect. The book itself is something every person on earth should read (if you can, while you still can). Even so, the movie is a pretty good effort that will (hopefully) make you think.

It tells of a future (at the time of writing) society where everyone is controlled by the government, under constant surveillance, constantly brainwashed, not allowed free thought, and not allowed to fall in love. The country, Oceania, is at war against the "evil" Eurasia (until suddenly, Eurasia is an ally, and East Asia is now the evil enemy), so citizens are constantly implored to spy on and turn in their neighbors. When a man whose job is to rewrite history to match government propaganda falls in love, he finds out just how effective the government can be at keeping it's citizens in line.

Whether or not you think the movie's events are similar to actual events, this movie is worth seeing just to put things into perspective, and also to see Richard Burton in his last movie. The book is a must-read as well. Better hurry, because remember what the book says: "Big Brother is watching".

• Suzanna Hamilton (big version at 978k!)
• Suzanna Hamilton (smaller version at 337k)

CARMEN ELECTRA BEMOANS BREAST IMPLANTS
These Go To 11 - Former "Baywatch" babe Carmen Electra says she regrets getting implants that inflated her 32B breasts, which were "small but nice," to 36DD. She slammed her surgeons for letting her boost them to a "ridiculous size" because it was trendy at the time. She's considered having them removed, but only if her husband, rocker Dave Navarro agrees. She said, "He actually wants me to get 'em bigger, but I said no."