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"Out of Time" (1989)
Out of Time (1989) AKA, The Serpent of Death was a request by a reader, as Camilla More shows breasts and buns. It is one of those archeologist vs evil rich people and black market people affairs. The film takes part is Greece and Egypt, and has it's fair share of head banging, murder and intrigue. Unfortunately, the DVD is the pits. They even had one 20 second segment shown twice in a row. The thing was dark, undersaturated, grainy and out of focus. Further, it is out of print and hard to find. The good news - the boobs and buns.
It is a forgotten film, probably deservedly. On the other hand, rare exposure by Camilla More makes it an excellent suggestion and a worthy project. Thanks for the suggestion. C-.
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"The Sword and the Sorcerer" (1982)
Let me warn you right off the bat that I am listening to Monty Pythons greatest hits on CD while I write these reviews, and am not responsible for anything I write. This is a rather boring genre piece with women and warriors and creeps and dungeons and torture. The current ruler got there
by waking up a goon that had been dead for 200 years, then kills him again, or tries, when victory is assured. The rightful heirs to the thrown take exception to that. Along the way, some unknowns show their boobs, as does Shelly Taylor Morgan. Kathleen Beller either shows her own butt or
someone else's, but my opinion is that it is hers. There is one slow pan from her head to her feet. If the head is hers, the butt is hers.
I really had trouble staying awake for this one, but devotees of this sort of thing my feel differently. Maltin has it about right at 2 stars. IMDB readers say 5.3/10. I saw C-.
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Malena is a terrific coming of age movie, in Italian, which was underrated by the big American critics. Good story, emotional, funny, beautiful cinematography. ICMS and Tuna both praised it with justification, and Tuna's review is better, in my opinion, than any written by any of the major critics, so I'll just let it stand as is. My only additional comment is that I also loved the Oscar-nominated musical score, which ranges from neo-romantic to period pop.
I'll talk about Lifeforce tomorrow, but you only really need to know three words to assimilate my review. Mathilda May naked.
- the inestimable Miss May, her astounding chest, and other delightful body parts.
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A few collages of of Tuna caps for you today.
The slender Amy Robinson with all the B's a-showin' in the ever popular, never to be forgotten Mean Streets. Man, it ain't the streets, it's the people who drive on them.
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Angel Risin in Wildflower. Hmmm, and here I thought Angel Risin was a wide receiver for the Bills.
Okay, here's three from Umpire of the same babe, Natalie Wood's sis Lana Wood. My memory has Natalie on the petite side, with modest hooters at best (or else she might have floated higher, or at least longer), but Lana's got some serious equipment. First two are from A Place Called Today (released as a set with A Time Called Detroit); the third is from Demon Rage. Silly fucking movie with a pirate's ghost lurking about. Kind of a Ghost and Mrs. Muir as filmed by Russ Meyer. Oh, and speaking of umpires, a sports reporter friend tells me the Cubs were informed the bill for last week's "I'll be talking to the umpire after the game" comment will run a cool half million. Dollars. U. S.
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Then there was Laura Kim in Pray for Power. Good advice. If one is inclined to pray for something, power may as well be choice number one. The first of these is an incomplete montage that puts Laura's head together with the rest of her bod, including a nekkid arse.
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Continuing with the Tuna caps, we have the yummy Leslie Olivan in Portrait. Love the suit, Leslie
baby.
The cherubic Lisa Bronwyn Moore in Xchange. Not exactly my taste in women, but then who asked me?
Okay, then we have the default nekkid blonde who showed up in every blaxploitation movie of the 60's and 70's, this time played by Lisa Farringer.
Lisha Snelgrove in Heaven's Tears. In Texas we call them tears rain, y'all. I hear Lisha was named by a father who had one too many to drink on the way to the nursery.
Alrightee then, Lynn Lowery in Shivers. Lynn got nekkid for maybe a dozen movies... or so it seems... with an interesting but not spectacular bod. Did the best with what God gave her, sort of the Pete Rose of B movie bims.
My fave of the batch is Mylene Farmer in Libertine. Luv this woman's form... and I hear she sings good, too.
The bountiful Patricia Staples follows in Women of the Night. I get only basic cable so I dunno: is this a titty cable series?
Speaking of bountiful, the one, the only Shannon Whirry in Me, Myself and Irene. Credits have her playing someone's mom. Oh, the horror, the horror. Shannon and I are exactly, precisely the same age. Same day, same month, same year. And she has gone from playing seriously libidinous and shaggable babes to being.... someone's mother???!!! I am too young to be someone's mother, or father for that matter. Anyway, Junior dude, Shannon is putting the hooters to good use in this role, wouldn't you say?
Let's end this tomfoolery and brouhaha with Yennifer Behrens in Angel Blue. Yennifer? Who named this honey Yennifer? Same dad as Lisha, only with a hare lip? Never mind. She's a cutie and she's in my personal favorite of all stock scenes: the girl's locker room. Yes! Every movie ought to have one, no two girl's locker room scenes. Kind of hard to work into the revised version of Apocalypse Now but shit if'n you're add 52 minutes what's another 3 or 4 gonna hurt? Just so long as Brando keeps his behemoth ass out of the picture.
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Spaz and Snowblind give us the latest update from Canadian Cable.
Comments by Spaz:
"Paradise Falls": episodes 15 & 16
Cherilee Taylor flashing a breast several times while getting a massage. Since her character has absolutely no inhibitions about nudity, I find it strange she still wears her panties while getting oiled up.
Snowblind's version of Cherilee topless
Spaz's version of Cherilee topless
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Excellent thong and topless views of the German actress in 'caps from "Ich liebe eine Hure" (1998). Thanks to UC99.
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Terrific see-thru nipple exposure, plus very tiny undies too! Vitamin C from a recent appearance in Gear Magazine. Great scan by BrianWF30.
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Desk top sized collage with Ana-Claudia letting us have a look at one of her very nice breasts. Thanks to Monty.
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From Spike Lee's "He Got Game". #1 features mystery breasts. #2-4 are Porn Stars Chasey Lain and Jill Kelly, and about 20 pounds of implants. 'Caps by Nicodemus.
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From our friends at the Titty Channel...Here's Rebecca going for a skinny dip in the 70's Aussie movie, "Stone". A cult movie about a Motorcycle gang. Mostly breasts, but the other B's do make an appearance.
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From the Monday Edition
The source of my pics, by C2000....
"Urban Gothic" was a sci-fi-ish program on UK tv. The particular episode I capped focused on a man/wolf hence the rather hairy bloke.
"Take Me" is a 6 part UK series on wife-swapping. Given the subject matter the exposure, so far, has been rather disappointing.
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Scoops,
I was skipping through the channels when I came across one of MTV's 20th Anniversary celebrations. One of the segments was on same sex kissing. Of course they showed Buffy's innocent on-stage kiss with Selma Blair for winning "Best Kiss" for their tongue swap in Cruel Intentions. But they also
showed the parody of that scene they used in their montage to teenage films. In this scene Alyson Hannigan and Jamie Pressly fervently tongue wrestle each other then pull away with a rope of spit connecting their mouths.
Last I checked your celeb library, you didn't have any pictures of this. Do you know if anyone does?
-D Slack
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The perfect wine with Beef Jerky and Moon Pies
Wine sales have proved successful enough for 7-11 convenience stores that they are now selling their own wine. It's produced in France under the name Taillan, but if you look closely at the cork, you'll find the 7-11 logo.
Pat Reeder says:
* Or if you buy it in cans, you'll find the logo on the pull tab.
* It's now the most popular "Big Gulp."
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