Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

Monday

Tuna
"Chopping Mall" Chopping Mall (1986) is an early effort from Jim Wynorski. It is a teen slasher film. A large mall has installed robots for after hours security. Kids who work in the mall decide to have a party in a furniture store after closing (mostly because of all the beds). Lightning strikes, and the robots run amuck. Everyone who had sex is brutally murdered by the relentless robots, who always say, "Thank you, have a nice day" after they do someone in. We have breast exposure from Suzzie Slater and Barbara Crampton. Mary Woronov appeared briefly in the prologue of the film. IMDb readers have it at 4.1 of 10. It is not as bad as the plot summary suggests. The robots really were menacing, the girls all screamed well, and they made good use of the shops in the mall, such as a pet store, a paint store, and sporting goods store. The CGI generated robot weapon effects were pretty weak by todays standards. This is a C. It is exactly what is expected of a teen slasher film. Thumbnails Thumbnails Barbara Crampton (1, 2, 3, 4) Suzee Slater (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
OTHER CRAP: Here's the international trailer for Resident Evil: Apocalypse Film Weekend - new films all exceed Box Office Mojo's expectations. The other interesting story is that The Bourne Supremacy passed The Village, which beat it last week, for second place among the carry-overs, so Bourne continues to kick some serious butt at the Box. Iran Warns Its Missiles Can Hit Anywhere in Israel. And their prime minister, Mohammed Otter, continued , "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. And we're just the guys to do it." Here is a complete transcript of last week's Larry King interview with the President and First Lady. Colorado makes it a clean sweep in drunkenness awards. Last week, the University of Colorado was chosen as the biggest party school. This week, Denver was named as the drunkest big city in America. Because, you know, when those kids graduate, they don't stop partying. Heiress Nicky "Paris's Sister" Hilton gets married in Vegas POKER: Steamboat George sizes up his opponents. Princess Diaries 2, as reviewed by the master of subtlety, The Filthy Critic Here's your baseball SAT question. Your team finishes eleven games behind the Yankees. You pony up $20 million per year to acquire Pujols to replace your Triple-A first baseman. Assuming neither you or the Yankees make any other personnal moves, assuming everyone performs at the same level next year, assuming $120 per bottle, and basing your estimate on a roster of 40 players and coaches, how much additional cash should you set aside for victory champagne? Put your pencil away. You don't really need to know any math if you know your baseball. The answer is zero. The Yankees will kick your ass again. U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin called Vice President Dick Cheney a 'coward' for avoiding service in Vietnam and said Bush should return to the military. A coward? You don't think it takes guts to live in an undisclosed location? Why, Mil Mascaras came from parts unknown, and he had plenty of guts, let me tell you. Say, maybe Cheney is Mil Mascaras. I used to work as a partially masked wrestler. I hailed from parts unknown, but with a summer house in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Hong Kong police arrested 115 men for illegally gambling on insect fights on Sunday in the same building that housed a cricket lovers' association. It's like Eve in Eden. It would be perfectly legal to bet on insect fights in any other building, but no-o-o-o-o, they have to go and take on the all-powerful cricket-lovers lobby. Police seized a small amount of money and 300 crickets with a street value of $2.15. I wasn't kidding about the small amount of money. The 115 guys had $1025 between them, averaging a whopping nine bucks each. It's a big-time arrest for Hong Kong law enforcement. I have a feeling that IMDb got hosed on this name. World 'must eat less meat'. Unfortunately, my girlfriend has already started complying. Butt Seriously, Folks. We may be through with the ass but the ass isn't through with us. The sudden cult of popularity for J-Lo and other white women with big bottoms. Paris Hilton is bracing herself for a second sex video scandal. According to News of the World, she has told her gal-pals that stills and clips of her bonking ex-lover Nick Carter, the former Backstreet Boy, were on a laptop that vanished in the recent break-in at her Hollywood home. Also mentioned in this article: (1) The burglar netted "hundreds of thousands" in "cash and jewellery". I guess a gal has to keep a little mad money around the house for late-night snacks and stuff. (2) The burglar actually entered with a key and tried to create signs of forced entry. Who will follow Craig Kilbourn in the hot seat? There are some surprises in the contenders. At least I was surprised. I didn't even know Pat Harrington Jr. was still alive. Alien vs Predator takes in $16.7 million on Friday. That has to be a nice surprise for investors. Rotten Tomatoes is showing that only 13% of the reviews have been positive, and Box Office Mojo's forecast was $29 million for the entire weekend. An ingredient in marijuana may be useful for treating brain cancers. Some polls show that Kerry leads Bush 2 to 1 among registered voters younger than 30. Some impressive screenshots from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The Integral is a mysterious figure who claims to be a Congressional staffer". His website includes an entire album of downloadable songs consisting of campaign ads from 1952 to the present. Odd, and strangely compelling. Gallery :: Sexy Women's Sports Images from the 2004 Olympics Jackson to See D.A. Squirm. "The D.A. in the Michael Jackson child-molestation case has been ordered to tell his story on the witness stand. And the Gloved One's going to be there to watch his nemesis in the hot seat." The trailer for Going the Distance: "Now that he and his friends are finished high school, Nick expects to spend his first summer of freedom hanging out with his best friends on Tofino beach and loving his best girl, Trish. But when Trish suddenly moves to Toronto to follow her career ambitions, Nick figures that the only way he'll keep her is to marry her. First, he has to get to Toronto and Trish, before her sleazy boss has his way. Forget flying: Nick's best buddies Tyler and Dime tag along, and their journey will follow the scenic route - from Tofino to Toronto in Nick's busted-up RV. And when the guys pick up a couple of cute hitchhiker chicks, Nick's cross-country quest for love gets a whole lot more interesting" The trailer for Go Further.: "'Go Further,' the new film by award-winning documentary filmmaker Ron Mann, explores the idea that the single individual is the key to large-scale transformational change. The film follows actor Woody Harrelson as he takes a small group of friends on a bio-fuelled bus-ride down the Pacific Coast Highway. Their goal? To show the people they encounter that there are viable alternatives to our habitual, environmentally-destructive behaviors. The travellers include a yoga-teacher, a raw food chef, a hemp-activist, a junk-food addict, and a college student who suspends her life to impulsively hop aboard. We see the hostility these pilgrims encounter, and watch as their ideas are challenged from within and without. We meet an entrepreneur who runs a paper company that does not harm trees; an organic farmer who believes Nature is his partner; a man who teaches environmental activists to use humor as a strategic weapon. And throughout, we see Harrelson test his belief that the transformation of our planet begins with the small personal transformations that are within the grasp of each and every one of us, after which we'll go further." Four short free sample videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters! Playmate Gallery - Summer Altice - August 2000 -Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com! POKER: Power Poker summarized Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time. Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap MOVIE REVIEWS: Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com. The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor. If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest. A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me) If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it. The movie reviews are displayed in an inline frame. Your browser does not support inline frames or is currently configured not to display inline frames. Go <a href="http://www.scoopy.com/recent.htm">here</a> to see the list of new reviews.
Shiloh
Words from Scoop. .avi's from Shiloh. .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's. NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there. I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether. Various Shiloh continues to come up with some great clips we've never featured before. Identical twins may suck when it comes to plot points, but they work out just right for nude scenes! Here are the Collinsons in The Love Machine ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip). The voice, the face, the body - I don't know if she's the sexiest woman in film history, but she can't be far from the top. Kim Basinger - Final Analysis - 'nuff said. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip). Jennifer Connelly - maybe not the sexiest, but possibly the most completely beautiful. The House of Sand and Fog. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip). Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies: Shiloh says: FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids. When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion. A reader says: You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users. Scoop says: I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.
Spaz
'Caps and comments by Spaz: The New Outer Limits Season 1 & 2 Five DVD set containing 20 season 1 & 2 episodes distributed in Canada. However, 44 episodes aired in total for those two seasons and if you do the math, 24 of them are missing such as the all time classic "Caught in the Act" aka "Alyssa Milano Shows Us Her Tits on Prime Time". Another thing is they're the syndicated episodes which means they're edited for the regular television market so all nudity is removed for government regulation requirements. But still the DVD quality is crystal clear which makes more of the sexy scenes cap-able. Helen Shaver: pokies, partial breast in pilot episode "Sandkings". Rebecca De Mornay: sexy in "The Conversion". Kate Vernon: bra-less in "Blood Brothers". Kelly Rowan: The O.C. star is bra-less in "Virtual Future". Elizabeth Pena: open blouse in "Living Hell" Kymberly Sheppard: nude in bathtub in "Living Hell". Barbara Williams: tight sweater in "Under the Bed". Nicole de Boer: DS9 actress stripped to skivvies in "Quality of Mercy". Tammy Isbell: nude love scene in "The New Breed". Catherine Mary Stewart: sexy in "Unnatural Selection" . Michelle Johnson: Blame It On Rio star shows shows cleavage, then in tight t-shirt in "First Anniversary". Jayne Heitmeyer: cleavage in "First Anniversary". Kathrin Nicholson: cleavage in "First Anniversary". Christianne Hirt: hussied up in "From Within". Gabrielle Miller: getting ravaged in "From Within". Sheena Easton: the singer showing very nice cleavage in "Falling Star". Kristin Lehman: tight t-shirt in "Falling Star". Victoria Morsell: partial boob in "Falling Star". Joely Fisher: tight sweater in "Out of Body". Peri Gilpin: Frasier star also in tight sweater in "Out of Body".
Crimson Ghost
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there. Today the Ghost goes nutty 'capping just about every inch of busty B-movie legened Michelle Bauer as she gets it on in scenes from "Naked Instinct" (1993). Bauer has had one of the longest and busiest careers of all the B-babes. This former Pet (July '81) made over 100 moives between 1981 and 2002 (not counting a few early porns and assorted Skinemax guest appearances). She has slowed down some lately, but I'm guessing she's not exactly retired just yet. Michelle Bauer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32) Michelle Bauer individual zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13) All 13 Michelle Bauer .wmvs in one zip file (a huge download at 36 megs!)
Variety
Angelina Jolie (1, 2)	Coming to DVD tomorrow! Jolie topless as she gets it on with Ethan Hawke in scenes from "Taking Lives".
Beau Garrett	Great 'caps by DAI of Garrett baring her bum in scenes from last night's episode of the made for HBO series "Entourage".
Charlotte Ayanna	More from "Entourage"...here is the "Dancing at the Blue Iguana" star baring a bit of bum during her guest appearance.
Jolene Blalock	Normally we avoid pics from magazines, but I'm hoping if I do this right it will all be ok. So here it goes.... Hey Trek fans! GO BUY THIS MAGAZINE! Here is Blalock busting out all over the cover of the latest issue of Stuff.
Sophie Marceau (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Christiane Jean (1, 2, 3, 4)	Monsieur Skin 'caps of both ladies baring all 3 B's in scenes from the French movie "L'Amour braque" (1985).