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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Meet Bill
(2007)
From the Mailbox:
"There are some good lingerie shots of Elizabeth Banks in the movie "Meet
Bill," which I think just came out on DVD this week (I just got it from
Netflix and watched it tonight). There's also some other girl in a bra, and at
one point Jessica Alba grabs said girl's breasts (still in bra). So, a movie
worth capping, seems to me."
OK. We aim to please.
Bill is unhappily married to Elizabeth Banks, and working at her daddy's bank
in a made-up vice president position. He is profoundly unhappy, and physically
going to pot as his escape is candy bars. He dreams of opening up a donut
franchise, but his wife's signature would be required. Then he gets a tip that
his wife is boffing the local news reporter, and catches her on tape. At the
same time, he is forced into mentoring a precocious young man at his old prep
school. The young man, with the help of a salesclerk friend (Jessica Alba)
take him on as a project. He attacks the reporter and ends up in jail and with
a restraining order. Now living in a tent behind his brother's house, where
his brother lives with his gay lover, he must put his life back together.
While this was not my favorite comedy of all time, it tackled the same themes
as American Beauty, but, for me, did a far better job. There are worse ways to
pass an evening.
IMDb readers like it to the tune of 6.6.
Elizabeth Banks
Sarah Howard
La Alba
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Notes and collages
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Hottest Women on Earth
Part One
You might remember a good while back I sent in a lot of collages from a strip
n' wiggle disk from Mystique called Hottest Women on Earth. And I promised to
send in clips one day. This would be the day. Long-ass clips, running from 3 to
5 minutes of hooties for as far as the eye can see. And one new collage for each
gal - not much artistry, just a compilation of the things you can see in the
clips. Each woman gets a second, much shorter clip of her in some candid
moments. You actually get to hear them talk, just in case you were interested in
hearing what they sound like.
Today: the first three women
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Felon
2008
One second can change your life forever, as this drama painfully shows.
A man with a growing business and a loving son and fiancée loses it all
when, to defend his family, he accidentally kills a burglar who broke into
their house in the dead of night. The mistake he made was living in
California, where because he chased the guy outside before killing him, he
was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. Had he killed him inside the
house, nothing would have happened. Losing everything, and totally
unprepared for the life he must now lead, he is sent to a maximum security
facility where the guards are worse than the inmates, who aren't much of a
treat either.
This is an excellent story, with outstanding performances by Stephen
Dorff as the luckless guy, and Val Kilmer as a lifer who befriends him.
And it's realistic; many states have the same type of "you must retreat"
laws where you must try to escape before defending yourself, while others
such as Florida have passed "you do not have to retreat" laws saying that
if threatened, any action you take including chasing and killing the bad
guy is self defense. This movie is a must-see.
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Pics
Another Olympian: Swedish archer Sara Boberg
Three rounds of celebrity booty:
Like her or not, Jennifer Aniston is never
out of shape
 
Cameron Diaz shows off a very toned booty
And Anna Kournikova shows off a bod with
about 0% body fat.
Film Clips
Two film clips made behind the scenes
during the photography for Madonna's famous "Sex" book. You REALLY old
timers - if you have been here from Day 1 that is - know that the
hitchhiking Madonna was the very first picture ever to appear in Uncle
Scoopy's Fun House. (It was the only image in the very first edition back
in November of 1995!)
| Mr Skin has done a good job at
ferreting out the earliest nudity from Jane Fonda - dating way back
to the "code" days, even before there was any significant Vietnam
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Jane Fonda in Joy House
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Jane Fonda in La Ronde
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