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Monday

The Road to Wellville
  • Aesthete's gallery this week is dedicated to the offbeat comedy. This is Bridget Fonda in the tub.
  • Fonda close-up.
  • Fonda close-up.
  • Camryn Manheim. She is a very large woman.
  • Lara Flynn Boyle with her hair up, removing her robe
  • enlargement of the above
  • Lara Flynn Boyle with her hair down, placing her head into that curtain contraption.
  • enlargement of the above
  • another enlargement of the above
  • Traci Lind, storyboard
  • Traci Lind, topless enlargement
  • Traci Lind, buns enlargement
  • Sonja Martin in "Private Popsicle"
  • These are very large and clear captures and collages by FR. This one is Sonja in a wet t-shirt on the beach
  • the t-shirt comes off
  • enlargement of the above sequence
  • enlargement of the above sequence
  • enlargement of the above sequence
  • the top comes off in an indoor scene
  • Tuna
  • Mixed bag from Tuna today. My favorite: Gina Gershon in "Love Matters"
  • Helen Slater's brief topless scene in "Betrayal of the Dove". To save you some endless searching for meaning, I will pass on to you that, in my long tedious life, I have found these five great truths of existence, some picked up from the Dalai Lama, some elsewhere: (1) Everything that goes wrong can ultimately be blamed on the Bossa Nova (This one is from the Lama, who always uses it to explain the suffering of the innocent. Although he knows of the pernicious effects of this dance, he still can't keep his shoulders from swaying when he hears the beat) (2)The Dude Abides (3) There is no sex in the champagne room (4)Any movie with a 2 after its name includes Ricardo Montalban and a plastic chest. E.G., "The Sound of Music 2, The Wrath of Khan" (I really enjoyed when Khan placed those little bugs into the kids' ears). (5) Helen Slater should be required by law to stay naked at all times.
  • Lisa Falcone (and David Schwimmer) in "Breast Men"
  • Emily Proctor in "Breast Men". Not sure whether her real chest is the before or the after.
  • Eiko Matsuda in "In the Realm of the Senses"
  • Noteworthy
  • Lucy Liu topless in City of Industry (Crow)
  • Camilla Overbye Roos in "On the Border" (Aussie)
  • nipple close-up, Camilla Overbye Roos in "On the Border" (Aussie)
  • Christiana Reali, "Une femme tres tres tres amoureuse" (DaRed)
  • Tabea Tiesler in "Sportarzt Conny Knipper", a movie which must be just below "Titanic" in the cumulative international box office. (Hellvis, satanic twin of Elvis)
  • Tabea Tiesler in "Sportarzt Conny Knipper" (Hellvis)
  • Kylie Minogue in a more or less topless runway appearance. (Jedilein)
  • Lena Olin in Glasmastarna (Joker)
  • Lena Olin in Glasmastarna (Joker)
  • Charlotte Rampling in "Zardoz" (Helcrom)
  • Linda Blair in Red Heat (ReCaps)
  • Sylvia Kristel in Red Heat (ReCaps)
  • Claire Forlani in "Gypsy Eyes" (Slarti)
  • Claire Forlani in "Gypsy Eyes" (Slarti)
  • Three more explicit shots of Sophie Favier (Touch)
  • Sophie Favier (Touch)
  • Sophie Favier (Touch)
  • Julia Sow in "Dark Desires: Amy" (UnderCover)
  • Cynthia Brimhall in "Guns" (UnderCover)
  • Sunday.
    Web and Celeb
  • yes, I'm back, so the verbosity and obnoxiousness levels will return to normal. Thanks to The Realist (and the contributors, of course) for keeping this puppy alive in my absence. Realist even managed to publish the issue one day when he flew to Boston for an interview with a major university, whose highly recognizable name we'll omit because Realist does not wish them to associate him with this slimy-ass site. (In real life, he's Dr Realist, an instructor looking for a professorship and a chance to further develop his Ph. D project into a book). He not only got the edition out that day, but he didn't even tell me he had a conflict, even though he knew I was in town, not busy, and only a phone call away! Hope you get the job, dude. Any employer who hires you will have a real prize. Thanks, and a bravo hard earned, as Mr Peterman might say. I don't think we'll get many more chances at his services - this boy is headed for the big leagues - but it was nice to have him around while it lasted.
  • From my mailbox, for you detectives at heart: "We have a new "celebrity" that has surfaced. Victoria Zdrok, a playmate from 1994, is now only the third playmate in 50 years to have appeared in hardcore porn. Actually, the first, Susan Kiger from 1982, did her porn stint in 1979 in "Deadly Love", three years before posing for the bunny. The other, of course, is Teri Wiegel who made a slew of films before getting fat and moving on.

    Victoria had been in the news before by publicly proclaiming that she had been promised the PMOY, but that Hef's then-wife felt that she was having an affair with Hef, and denied her the privelege. Apparently, she is getting even by appearing in the movie "Dadahouse - The Seven Spiritual Laws of Sex", that just came out last month. Can any of your faithful readers provide us with caps of our newest member in the 15-minutes of fame club?"

  • Warren Beatty announced that he's disapppointed with the Democratic Party choices, and is thinking of running for president himself, as a third party candidate. Here I thought that Clinton was the Messiah of sexually profligate politicians, and it turns out he was merely Bill the Baptist, clearing a path for the real thing. Beatty should win if he can get all his lovers to vote for him. I like Bening as First Lady.
  • Hillary has settled on a modest house in Westchester County for $1.75 million, as her home in New York. There are seven bedrooms. One for her, one for Chelsea, and five guest bedrooms for Bill's use.
  • Ancient Ingmar Bergman claims to be directing a thriller. It is seven hours long and filled with flashbacks of his relationship with the woman he loved, and how he destroyed their love. Doesn't sound that thrilling to you? Ingmar says "well, it's not the kind of thriller with murders, although you could say a soul is murdered". Count Floyd is ecstatic. "Well, wasn't that scary, kids? With all those anguished faces, and pregnant pauses, and ticking clocks and dripping water. Pretty scary stuff here on Monster Chiller Thriller Theater. Arooooooooooooooooo!"
  • Theater owners are complaining that their cleaning costs have been astronomical in those theaters showing "Blair Witch Project". Apparently, many people vomit from watching the continuous movement of the hand-held camera. That explains the vomiting in that film, but to date, scientists cannot explain the vomiting in Wild, Wild West.
  • Hollywood money boys are so thrilled with the numbers from Spy Who Shagged Me that they will pay Mike Myers twenty million dollars to do a full-length movie version of Sprockets, an old SNL skit parodying arty European TV shows. This is true. No punch line necessary.
  • RDO
  • Some time ago, RDO did some captures from "Looker", a movie which featured nudity from Susan Dey. He recently found a laser disc copy of the movie, and upgraded his images. He mentioned that collectors should discard the old ones and replace them with these. Here her body is scanned.
  • The kneeling scene.
  • a close-up of the kneeling scene, and two facial close-ups
  • the beautiful full rear shot
  • Emily Watson from the "Hilary and Jackie" segment of PBS's "Naked First Ladies: The Good and the Bad"". Personally, I preferred the "Mamie and Dolly" segment. To be somewhat more accurate, "Hilary and Jackie" is the story of two sisters, one of whom is a musical genius. You think it was tough when your parents compared you to your A-student quarterback brother? Imagine if your brother was Mozart. "What's wrong with you, you're four and you're only composing nursery rhymes? And only in three languages?". Jackie du Pre, a real person, was the gifted cellist who married Daniel Barenboim (musical director of the Chicago Symphony) and died very young (MS). Hilary was her real sister, and the author of the biography upon which the movie is based. Hilary was also a gifted musician, a flautist who came up a hair short of genius, perhaps because of a tyrannical music teacher, or at least that's the way she tells the story. Anyway, it is a painfully truthful and critically acclaimed movie, which produced Oscar nominations for Watson (leading) as Jackie and Rachel Griffiths (supporting) as Hilary.
  • Tuna
  • "Blame it on Rio". You know the drill, I presume. Big busted Michelle Johnson seems destined for stardom, but an obscure small-chested minor player actually ends up with the career. The movie is no Citizen Kane (or Citizen Caine), but I found it worth a watch. Two families vacation in Rio together. Good guy Michael Caine is tortured by guilt when he allows his friend's daughter to seduce him, only to find out that the wronged friend (Joe Bologna) has been carrying on with his wife (the once-chubby Rhoda from the MTM show, slimmed down nearly to anorexic levels!). The minor player, Caine's daughter, was Demi Moore, and I think you know who she is, although you may not recognize her chest in these caps. Here's Demi's mini-mams, and the Jumbo Jacks on Michelle Johnson.
  • "Blame it on Rio". Personally, I blame everything on the Bossa Nova, and it's always worked for me. Even got me out of a couple of traffic tickets. Here's more of Michelle Johnson topless on the beach.
  • More of Michelle, with Demi obscured by hair.
  • Michelle in a flimsy t-shirt and bikini bottoms.
  • Michelle topless collage
  • Master Bagger
  • Heather Graham has had a big summer, with featured roles in "Shagged" and "Bowfinger". She was a prop in Shagged, and got no chance to show her stuff, but she is hilarious in Bowfinger as the wide-eyed innocent gradually corrupted by her lust for fame. She doesn't do any nudity, but I never saw her look more beautiful. You'll love her scenes in the movie-within-a-movie, "Chubby Rain". I liked Bowfinger in general. It isn't slick, and it slows down here and there, but it is filled with a real joy and passion absent in so many Hollywood films, and I laughed out loud several times. It reminded me of some of those early Woody Allen movies. It's about a really bad fringe director, on the level of Ed Wood, who figures out a ploy to make a movie with an action superstar on the level of Brosnan or Willis. My favorite part of Bowfinger was at the end, a second movie-within-a-movie called "Fake Purse Ninjas", which was a silly send up of bad chopsocky flicks. Steve Martin wrote (he's a brilliant writer, by the way - read his masterpieces in The New Yorker), and Frank Oz directed. Anyway, back to the point, here's Heather Graham's deleted scene from "Boogie Nights"
  • The other Heather Graham strip in "Boogie Nights". Master Bagger did a good job on these two collages.
  • I think this is the best color adjustment and the sharpest I've seen any of the Julianne Moore captures from Boogie Nights. Nice job, bagger.
  • Cameron Diaz paparazzi shots, not new - they are the ones with Matt Dillon on South Beach, but reasonably nice versions from the Aussie edition of People. The U.S. edition could learn much from those boys down under.
  • Cameron Diaz paparazzi shot
  • PAL
  • As always, three great contributions from PAL. Julie Depardieu in "Doctor Berg's Passion". The bad news: her breasts are quite a bit smaller than her dad's. The good news: her nose is also quite a bit smaller. She's a great-looking woman, and her breasts are fabulous, but she does have a pretty big honker of her own - check it out.
  • I've always been a Valerie Kaprisky fan, but I don't remember seeing these frames before. The movie is "Super-Biester", and it was her first film, made three years before "Year of the Jellyfish". A great contribution from PAL
  • Kelly Preston in "Spellbinder"
  • Valentino
  • Here are Valentino's versions of Rosiane Pinhiero's nude spread in the French Photo. Here's a distant frontal.
  • Rosiane Pinhiero, butt-lover's pose
  • Rosiane Pinhiero, side view
  • Rosiane Pinhiero, topless in the water
  • More goodies
  • Remer captures Bobbie Phillips in Red Shoe Diaries
  • Shauna O'Brien and Annalyn Griffin Drew in "Elke", from caught-celebs
  • more of Shauna O'Brien and Annalyn Griffin Drew in "Elke", from caught-celebs
  • Glenn Close in The Big Chill, from Graphic Response.
  • Saturday. Commentary by The Realist
    Catches of the day
  • Sing has done his first captures of Rene Russo in The Thomas Crown Affair
  • from Crow, Carrie-Anne Moss in "the soft kill". That's what it says, and there is some flesh there. I guess. I don't know a thing about this movie.
  • AP
  • AP has been on an extended leave from the internet, but he's back in Cologne, and his computer is plugged in again. His lead-off feature is Marilyn Chambers in softcore girl-girl action.
  • Marilyn Chambers
  • Marilyn Chambers
  • Chantal Chevalier in various activities
  • Chantal Chevalier
  • Chantal Chevalier
  • Katie Ann Day doing a promotion for Television X. If PBS used these techniques on their fund raisers, I'd become an active supporter.
  • There is no dedicated AP site, but his vidcaps and a few scans are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "AP" and "Cologne" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • l'arapawa
  • l'arapawa scanned every picture of Sophie Favier from an old issue of Mayfair!
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • Sophie Favier
  • heartbreaker
  • All the promotional pictures of Mariah from "heartbreaker". No nudity.
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mariah Carey
  • Schatten
  • Schatten's work may be found with many of his colleagues at #germancelebs, on the Undernet, or at www.germancelebs.de. Kyra Sedgwick in "Pyrates"
  • Alex Meneses in "Kissing Miranda". Minimal nudity, but a peek.
  • Shannah Laumeister and Jaqueline Lovell in "The Click". Hot stuff.
  • Elpidia Carrillo in "Beyond the Limit". I would have some excellent commentary on this picture, but I fell ill and missed the recent Elpidia Carrillo film festival.
  • Ana Risueno in "Bajo la Piel"
  • Jane Seymour in "Lassiter"
  • Saskia Reeves in "Close my Eyes"
  • Linda Fiorentino in "Fixing the Shadow". This movie was released in the United States as "Beyond the Law".
  • Lynsey Baxter in "Le Blanc a Lunettes"
  • Tuna
  • Liv Tyler in "Stealing Beauty"
  • Liv Tyler in "Stealing Beauty"
  • Liv Tyler in "Stealing Beauty"
  • This is also Liv Tyler in "Stealing Beauty", but is just a pretty face shot.