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"Amore Italiano" (2001)

This is a new Image Entertainment/Penthouse release. I will let the box give you the plot:

"Italian director Antonio Adamo strikes again in this, his fifth Penthouse/Private collaboration, "Amore Italiano." A prominent manufacturer of perfumes is working to launch a new fragrance. The hunt begins for just the right girl to become the symbol of the campaign-she must possess the exact combination of beauty, daring and sexiness. Once again, Penthouse/Private brings you a production several cuts above the rest. We smell a winner!"

My version of the plot is somewhat less overwrought. A perfume commercial is to be made, and a lot of models and other people have sex. What plot there is consists of voice-overs during scene transitions, for example:

"I could tell they were excited, and would have sex. I would liked to have had sex with the lovely Gia too, but I had things to do."

Then on to another 8 minutes of sex. On the other hand, not expecting the actresses to deliver lines might have been a good choice. The sex scenes are lengthy, which would normally be boring, except that they were hot, they often had more than one going on at a time, and switched between them, and it was not all simulated. Look at the insert, and you can see that Lynn Stone has her mouth full. The film has the Penthouse look, that is, soft focus. The camera work and lighting, for a change, enhanced the beauty of the actresses. The best news ... no less than 8 women bared their all:

Nikki Anderson
Laura Angel
Lynn Stone
Sophie Evans
Eva Falk
Daniela Ognibene
Sandra Russo
Daniela Rush

I was very conservative in the number of images this time. The DVD is literally 75 minutes of good exposure. If you are looking for a poon-and-plot, this is not it, but if you are in the mood for lots of naked women enjoying themselves to non-distracting music, this is a good bet. C+.

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  • Daniela Ognibene (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Daniela Rush (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Eva Falk (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Laura Angel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Lynn Stone (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Nikki Anderson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Sandra Russo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Sophie Evans (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Wicker Man"(1973)

    Imagine a Stephan King story, but more joyful, better lit, and with three women naked, including brief exposure from Lorraine Peters in a dark scene sitting naked on a gravestone, Ingrid Pitt naked in the bath, and a very lengthy scene of Britt Ekland parading around nude. You even see a lot of what is between her legs from the rear as she dances.

    The Wicker Man is about a Scottish police sergeant who goes to the small island Summerisle in response to an anonymous tip that a girl has disappeared. As he investigates, he finds that the entire island practices "the old" religion, and everything he sees goes against his staunch Christian grain. What he doesn't find is any help in locating the missing girl. As I am going to give this a resounding thumb way up, I don't want to write a spoiler.

    You should know that I was genetically predisposed to love this film. I have long thought that western man was more likely to screw his way to enlightenment than by depriving himself in some Eastern ascetic religion like Christianity or Judaism or Islam or Buddhism. That means I related to the story on a spiritual level. I always love films that are long on interesting culture and beautiful foreign settings, and the Scottish settings here were wonderful. Not only that, but one of the TunaTruisms is that any film with a totally naked Britt Ekland is automatically wonderful.

    I am not the only one. Maltin says 3 1/2 stars, IMDB readers say 7.3/10, and the film won a Saturn as best film. The release next week is impressive, as it marks the first time the directors cut has ever been available, and is packaged in a fantastic wooden box with the theatrical version also inclluded. Some of the Ekland images are from the added footage. B+.

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  • Britt Ekland (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Ingrid Pitt (1, 2)
  • Loraine Peters (1, 2)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    The new issue of Celebrity Sleuth is dedicated to the "best buns". The following table shows Sleuth's ranking, the ranking on our poll the last time we ran one (some time ago - Lawdog ran it), a brief ID, and sample pics scattered here and there. Of course, these samples represent a mere 20-odd pics from a magazine which has hundreds and hundreds. I tried to select some which may be unfamiliar to you. I know you have all seen the McGowan pics, but Sleuth did a very comprehensive job on the subject, and that needed to be seen.

    The women whose names are highlighted in yellow are those who appeared on both lists. Interestingly, J-lo wasn't on our list! Was that before she was really noticed, or because people just didn't like her giant butt? I don't remember.

    Name Info Sleuth's rank Lawdog's poll rank Pictures
    Rose McGowan actress 25   1
    Divine Brown Hugh Grant's hooker 24   1
    Kelly Wiglesworth Survivor 1 participant 23   1
    Pamela Anderson actress, model 22    
    Tiazinha Host of Brazilian dominatrix/quiz/kiddie show. Hey, it's Brazil, what can I tell you? www.tiazinha.com.br 21   1
    Carla Bruni fashion model 20 23  
    Lorissa McComas nude model, actress in grade b films 19   1
    Anna Falchi model, actress 18 16  
    Julie Strain actress, former nude model 17    
    Gisele Bundchen fashion model 16    
    Jaime Pressly actress 15 1  
    Fawnia Mondey exotic entertainer and instructor of same. www.fawnia.com 14   1
    Heidi Klum fashion model 13    
    Alisha Klass adult entertainment - performer and consultant 12   1
    Estella Warren former Olympian turned model, now actress (Planet of the Apes) 11 22  
    Brinke Stevens model, actress in grade-b films, "scream queen" 10   (1, 2)
    Nicole Kidman actress 9 3  
    Caprice Bourret model 8    
    Kylie Minogue singer, actress, personality 7   1
    Kira Reed nude model 6   (1, 2)
    Marla Duncan fitness model 5   1
    Dina Marie fitness model 4   1
    Adriana Sklenarikova fashion model 3    
    Naomi Campbell fashion model 2 11  
    J-Lo I think you know who she is!!! 1    
    Graphic Response
  • Joan Collins nude in "The Stud" (1978)! That's right, nude. As in no clothes, as in topless, bare bummed, and almost bare bushed! A great find by Graphic!

  • Kristin Davis, stunt butt from "Sex and the City".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

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    Today's theme, Dark and Rare....

    I'll start this contribution with Lauren Hutton full frontal nekkid in the apparently forgotten 1971 Italian film "Permettete ? Rocco Papaleo". Before you get too excited I must tell you that the collage is very low quality. You see, this film aired a couple of times on a pay channel back in 1985 or so and that's the last I ever saw of this movie. At that time there were no computers with capture cards and I didn't have a VHS VCR at the time, so even if I had the film still on tape it would be useless. Back then I took black and white pictures of the nude scene to preserve at least something. The photos were too crappy to scan but a couple of days ago I found the negatives in a forgotten cupboard. I scanned them and while the result is nothing to write home about, it still is Lauren Hutton showing everything while talking on the phone to Rocco Papaleo played by Marcello Mastroianni. I remember the film and that particular scene very well and the woman is without any doubt Lauren. Maybe someone out there has a better version of this scene. I never saw vidcaps of this movie on the net either, so that's why I decided to send in this low quality collage after all.

    Now let us continue with Dame Commander of the British Empire Diana Rigg in 1971's "The Hospital". I'm not sure what you see here but I think that in the top center picture you can see part of her left breast and possibly her nipple as well. The guy in the pictures is George C. Scott who was far from his splendid role in "Patton" in this movie which is rather highly rated on the IMDb.

    Furthermore I think I stumbled on what I think must be Pete Walker's "masterpiece". Pete's the guy who directed the boring "Die screaming Marianne". Here he does much better in "House of Whipcord" (1974) which he directed, produced and wrote. At first you'd think that this is just another exploitation flick but think again. Pete made a visionary exploitation film. Back in 1974 he already foresaw that there was to come a time where people would find the justice system too lenient and harsher punishment, even for petty crimes or misdemeanors, would become the fashion. The story is as follows. Anne-Marie De Vernay (Penny Irving), a French model working in London and talking throughout the film with a French accent like in "Allo, Allo", allows herself to be photographed naked in a park. For this act she is convicted by a court to a £ 10 fine. At a party she meets a man called Mark E. Desade (got it ?) who invites her to his countryside home. But oh disaster, the place turns out to be a private prison annex court house. The judge there is blind, not only literally but also to what's going on on his premises, and every girl is convicted to an undefinite jail sentence. Needless to say that the prison regime is very harsh and thus the girls have trouble respecting all the rules. And that's when they are punished according to the "three strikes you're out" rule ; politicians have you believe this comes from baseball, but no way, they saw that in this movie but don't dare to admit it. First strike is 20 days in solitary confinement (but with clothes unlike in Belgian prisons I've been told), second strike you get whipped until you pass out and third strike you're hanged, good riddance. For an exploitation flick I found it rather well made as the film surprisingly begins at about 2/3 into the film although it appears to be the end. The DVD transfer however is not that good : the entire film is too dark, entire dark and black parts have no detail and look dirty and in some scenes you don't see very much or nothing at all. As a result I had to brighten up all these collages and we all know what that means, don't we. Penny Irving, who was also on the cast of "Are you being served" for a couple of years shows all 3 B's albeit in dark scenes and Ann Michelle, sister of "Allo, Allo" 's Vicky Michelle, shows her breasts. In the film Ann Michelle plays the role of Anne-Marie's colleague and friend who goes looking after her missing friend.

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  • Ann Michelle

    For the home front their is a collage of Veerle Dobbelaere in yet another dark film "The Vliegende Hollander" (1995). It certainly looks like this week is dark film week. Since a couple of years Veerle is the star of the successful lawyer series "Recht op Recht", a show in which she has so far showed nothing :-(

  • Dann
    Dann's visual review of the goodies in "15 Minutes", staring Robert De Niro and Edward Burns.

  • Noelle Evans, topless and stripping down to her undies.

  • Arina Gasanova, acres of cleavage.

  • Assorted babes showing all three B's from a deleted scene.

  • Blackshine
    Blackshine's Über post today falls into 5 very distinct categories....
    • Anna Kournikova
    • Sexy and revealing non-nudes
    • The Nudes
    • Magazine Covers
    • Everything else

    "Anna K"

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  • Anna Kournikova (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)


    "Sexy and revealing non-nudes"

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  • Diana Herold
  • Unknown
  • Nicci Juice (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)


    "The Nudes"

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  • The Nudes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)


    "The Magazine Covers"

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  • Anastasia Khozisova
  • Caprice
  • Elenora Bose
  • Gisele Bundchen
  • Karolina Kurkova
  • Laetitia Casta
  • Molly Sims
  • Nicci Juice
  • No Angels
  • Renée Zellweger
  • Anna Kournikova


    "Everything else"

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  • Eugenia Silva (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Unknown
  • Christiane

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