Tuesday

Tuna
"Seing Other People"

Seing Other People (2004) Is an ultra low budget romantic comedy that enjoyed a very limited theatrical release. Ed and Alice (Jay Mohr and Julianne Nicholson are the perfect couple, and engaged to be married. At their engagement party, Alice observes another woman having hot anonymous sex, and becomes afraid that she has missed out. She suggests that the two of them go out and have meaningless sex to get it out of their systems until they tie the knot. Alice finds herself in another relationship, rather than the wanton slut she was hoping to get out of her system. Ed was against the whole idea until she actually went through with it, and then got even with a vengeance. It follows the standard Hollywood formula, boy meets girl, etc, but was a whole lot of fun along the way.

Unfortunately Nicholson, who totally charmed me, didn't show any skin, but poked out of many of her tops. Heffer of the month from March 2000, Nicole Lenz, shows breasts in an almost 3-way with Mohr, and December 2001 HefferShanna Moakler also shows breasts as Mohr's first conquest. Andy Richter did a wonderful job as one of Mohr's friends.

IMDb readers have this at 6.0 of 10. Ebert had trouble with some of the plot developments, and awarded 2 1/2 stars. I found it fresh at times, very erotic in parts, and a very quick watch. It looks very good for a high definition video effort. I found some of the editing a little jarring, especially a stuttering jump cut, but thought, overall, it was much better than I would expect for an ultra lob budget film made entirely by unpaid performers and crew. If you don't mind a sexy romantic comedy, you might enjoy this one as much as I did. C.

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  • Julianne Nicholson (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Niki Lenz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Shanna Moakler (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    OPEN WATER (2004):

    Here is a short clip of Blanchard Ryan's complete nude scene.

     

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    And now for something completely different

    Jean Harlow was the blonde bombshell of her own era. There is no nudity in these scenes because the era did not permit it. The documentary does have some subtle nudity - virtually none, but shocking for those times.

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today the Ghost takes a look at the 1988 Fred Olen Ray flick, "Beverly Hills Vamp". These 'caps and clips feature plenty of breasts and bum views...plus big 80's hair and movie super-nerd Eddie Deezen!

    • Debra Lamb, toplessness and thong views (plus Deezen in #7) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    • Debra Lamb zipped .wmvs. Topless in 1 and 2, seducing Deezen in #3. (1, 2, 3)

    • Michelle Bauer plenty of topless and rear views, plus more Eddie Deezen seduction scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    • Michelle Bauer zipped .wmvs (excellent rear view in #1) (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Greta Gibson, topless and some partial rear nudity in scenes from the first film of her huge 2 movie career.
    • Greta Gibson zipped .wmv

    • Jillian Kesner, topless in bed.
    • Jillian Kesner zipped .wmv

    Variety
    Jennifer Connelly A younger, more full figured Connelly stuffed into stretch pants a tank top in scenes from the 1991 comedy, "Career Opportunities". 'Caps by DAI.

    Inés Sastre The Spanish actress topless in a scene from "Al di là delle nuvole" aka "Beyond the Clouds".

    Amy Locane
    (1, 2)
    Rose McGowan
    (1, 2)

    		Both ladies go topless in separate scenes from the 1997 Ben Affleck movie "Going All the Way".

    Rosario Dawson
    (1, 2, 3)
    Milla Jovovich
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    Jill Kelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    Chasey Lain
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    Heather Hunter
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    		The Skin-man takes a very thorough look at the 1998 Spike Lee movie "He Got Game". Everyone here is topless with a nice variety of real and fake as well as big and small.

    Mail Bag
    Subject: "The Ranch"

    Scoops,
    A request:

    Everybody seems to be capping Jessica Collins' topless scenes from the made-for-Showtime movie "The Ranch", but I haven't been able to find any of 'caps of Paige Moss, who also went topless in at least two scenes. Did anyone grab her scenes?

    -T

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    CELEBRITY SEX SECRETS REVEALED
    America's Royalty - Porn star Jenna Jameson has written a new book about celebrities who've hit on her. She claims Bruce Willis shoved her against a wall in a club and kissed her, then just walked off. Later, his bodyguard told her Willis was waiting in his limo. She said, "He's going to be waiting a long time"...

  • And he was, but he had three other girls in the limo with him.

    Why Wesley Has To Hire Hookers - Wesley Snipes, who didn't even know Jameson was a porn star, used the pickup line, "Do you like it up the (BLEEP!)?"...

  • She didn't, but she suggested he try shoving it up there.

    Celebrity Mole - Cindy Crawford, who once ran a big ad proclaiming she and Richard Gere weren't gay, started massaging Jameson's neck and cooing over her "beautiful tattoo" on a TV show set until Jameson excused herself...

  • On the bright side, at least Richard Gere never hit on her.

    Or Like A Male Porn Star, Same Smell - But she did sleep with Nicolas Cage, whom she says smelled like "the distilled sweat of homeless people."

  • He was still the most appealing celebrity she'd ever met.
  • That's right: Hollywood celebrities are so gross, they actually disgust porn stars.


    HUMANS BORN WANTING ALCOHOL
    Wine Created Civilization, Beer Ended It - Prof. Robert Dudley of UC-Berkeley believes humans may be born with a instinctual attraction to alcohol. He says that fermented fruit emits an ethanol smell that helps fruit-eating animals find it. Over time, those who were best at smelling ethanol thrived. Primates are more sensitive to that smell, which might have given humans a food-finding advantage over other animals. So Darwin would explain why humans are attracted to alcohol.

  • Sounds like a theory Darwin came up with while he was drunk.
  • This finally explains why people buy cheap wine that smells like rotting peaches.


    MAN BARRED FROM ASKING WOMEN TO KICK HIM IN THE 'NADS
    Why Did He Leave Boxing? - Former pro boxer Gerald Allan Naud of Edmonton, Canada, was barred from approaching females after pleading guilty to a weird sexual assault charge. He would go up to women and say he'd bet a buddy $50 that he could make them angry enough to attack him within minutes, then ask them to help him win the bet by kicking him in the groin. A police spokesman said there was no buddy and no bet: he's just a masochist.

  • I think we've found Mike Tyson's next opponent.
  • He quit boxing in frustration because there was no hitting below the belt.
  • If he'd really had a buddy to bet, he'd be a rich masochist.
  • He asked the judge to throw the book at him, and to aim low.


    TOO MUCH BLING-BLING AT NISSAN FACTORY
    They Must Make A Lot Of Scratch - Nissan dispatched 200 experts to their factory in Canton, Mississippi, to figure out why new cars were coming off the assembly line with scratched paint. But there was nothing wrong with the machinery: turns out the workers were wearing too much jewelry. They now have to remove rings, watches, bracelets, belt buckles and other bling-bling before hitting the assembly line.

  • And no more protective eyewear!
  • If they take off their belts and their pants fall down, they have to remove any genital piercings.
  • Nissan will remember all that jewelry the next time they demand higher pay.