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| Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Scoop is taking a mini-vaction, but fear not, he'll be back in full swing soon!
In the meantime...Charlie is back from summer holiday, and he caught up on what he missed! He's put together a tremendous update with 29 new pics, including some of the biggest European stars. Including: Judith Godrêche, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Maruschka Detmers to name a few.
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'Caps and comments by Hankster:
With the price of fuel going way up, today we kept the old Time Machine close to home and only went for a short trip back to 2002 for a look at "Threat of Exposure". A not so good movie, but it does have some decent nudity.
First up is Sean Young as she gives some leg & panty peek, some butt and then some boob.
Then we have Annie Premis auditioning for a stripper's job, boob & butt as she is all over the guy.
We also see the same B & B (nice) from Brandon Rackley. Sadly this poor girl winds up with a noose around her neck for her efforts.
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Today's featured 'Lady of Late Night' is Sky Solari (aka Suzanne Solari). She's not exactly on the Skinemax A-list. In fact she only has a handful of credits under her belt, and they are mostly bit parts in low budget flicks. Although a Fun House favorite did make her list...the Roddy Piper movie "Hell Comes to Frogtown"!
Today's toplessness can be seen on a episode of the Skinemax cable series "Compromising Situations".
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| "xXx" star Asia Argento topless, showing some thong views and working the brass pole as a blonde in scenes from "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things". Argento also directed and co-wrote this moviem which to date has only scene limited and film festival releases.
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| Coming to DVD in October! Here are Danielle Louise Harley and Georgina Chapman both going topless in scenes from the Jet Li movie "Unleashed". I haven't seen this one, but it might be worth checking out if you're into the highly stylized action genre. "Unleashed" was directed by Louis Leterrier, who directed the original, as well as the upcoming sequel to "The Transporter". All 3 of Leterrier's films were written and produced by Luc Besson.
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| From Lisa Kudrow's not-so-great, made for HBO series "The Comeback" here are Dee Dee Rescher and Malin Akerman both appearing topless. Rescher's nudity can be found in episode 8, Akerman was topless just this past Sunday in episode 10.
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| From the Showtime series "Barbershop", we have a couple of topless Unknowns.
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| The paparazzi catch "Desperate Housewives" babe Eva Longoria doing a little sunbathing in a pink bikini.
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| The Skin-man takes a look at another mega-lo-budget flick from the mind of writer/director Devin Hamilton. Yup, the Devin Hamilton! The same guy that gave us "Bleed" and "Delta Delta Die!".
Here is Natalie Sutherland topless and showing just a hint of rear nudity.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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| Other Crap
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Little League: President Bush's Remarks Urging Texas Little League Players to Realize Their Full Potential as Tomorrow's Unquestioning Jesus Commandos - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
Third Hollywood studio sets sights on 9/11 drama
Family Guy makes fun of Dan Rather
JoBlo presents the 2005 Fox preview
The Utah State Fair, as advertised by Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro (see link for "Napoleon's Sweet Ads")
Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time - 2005 Update
Russian cows get new feed: marijuana
New worm strikes down Windows 2000 systems
"What if Google wanted to give free Wi-Fi access to everyone in America?" It not only could, but it may just want to.
Here is the trailer for Carlito's Way: The Rise to Power
Four clips from the ensemble drama, The Chumscrubber
Here's a pretty cool clip from Red Eye ... (thriller opens Friday)
Past Master - the History Channel's Trivia Game
What would you do with 15 million ice cream sticks? ... "A replica Viking ship made of 15 million ice cream sticks is to be launched in Amsterdam on Tuesday by a former Hollywood stuntman who hopes eventually to sail it across the Atlantic. "
IRAQ SEEKS CONSTITUTION ON EBAY ... Bold Shift in Strategy for National Assembly
"Madonna's 47th birthday celebration was marred Tuesday when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London"
The Tara Reid Drinking Game
The Science of Celebrity Faking enters the moving picture era. Meh - some of them look convincing for a few seconds, but others not at all.
MSIE gains back a point of market share versus Firefox
Did BBC punk Wikipedia in game marketing ploy? (They say no!)
Trailers for 2 for the Money (2005) - a sports gambling movie with Matthew McWhatever and Al Pacino.
The Weekend Warrior's prediction for the upcoming weekend. He thinks that the 40 Year Old Virgin will kick ass.
This week's movies: Valiant - 100% (Animated film with Obi-Wan voicing the lead.)
This week's movies: The 40-Year-Old Virgin - 86% positive reviews. Some of the reviews are VERY positive: - "One of the funniest movies ever made."
- "A howlingly comic revel in bad taste."
- "When the audience isn't laughing, it's just catching its breath."
This weeks movies: Red Eye - 80% positive reviews
Most of the Darwin Awards are complete bullshit!
Bank Robbers have eyesight problems. Very funny and very naughty ad for an optical center. (Could never run in the USA!)
If Bloggers Had Been Around Throughout History
Latino Review interviews Robert Rodriguez
JoBlo interview with Darren Aronofsky
'Tommy Lee' reality proves unfunny, unreal - 'Tommy Lee Goes to College,' a new reality series, premieres tonight
Film Jerk's Early Report for August 14
The Notebook swept the Teen Choice awards. I'm not surprised. I haven't watched it because my mail order vagina was delayed in shipment from amazon.com, but I have a niece who is 14, and it is her favorite movie.
A British bra manufacturer has revealed that the average woman's breast has grown by a full cup-size in the last 10 years.
"Pierogi With Jesus' Face Sells For $1,775 On eBay"
"The hip hop artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy and P. Diddy now wants to be just plain Diddy.- I was going to change my own name to Andre 3001, but I didn't want to get into a bidding war.
The Daily Show: "If it's August and the world is falling apart, it's time for our president to go on vacation."
The first full trailer for Guy Ritchie's Revolver- "Jason Statham is Jake Green, a supreme gambler who easily defeats casino owner Dorothy Macha (Ray Liotta), who's crap at cards but not used to losing. Literally adding insult to financial injury, Jake makes the mistake of rubbing it in, and before you know it, Macha has put a hit out on him."
Late Night with Conan O'Brien - weekly quotables:- "The Rolling Stones' new album contains a song that criticizes President Bush. This marks the first time the Rolling Stones have criticized a President since Millard Fillmore."
- "Rafael Palmeiro is eligible to rejoin the Baltimore Orioles today after serving a 10-day suspension for failing a steroids test. Palmeiro says he spent the time off collecting jars of other men's urine. "
- "In a radio speech this week, President Bush said, 'I will not be satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a job.' Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation."
A deleted scene from the The Ring Two DVD
marry an ugly millionaire - online dating agency
The International Space Station, as photographed from orbit by the shuttle.
Jennifer Connelly likes to shop online during sex. Well, there goes fifteen years of fantasies.
Various clips and trailers from the controversial 9 Songs. ("The most sexually explicit film in the history of British cinema.")
ARMY OFFERS TO PAY RECRUITS IN GASOLINE ... As Gas Prices Soar, So Will Enlistment, Pentagon Hopes
Osama bin Laden has been discovered living in Tara Reid's knees!!!
Conan looks at minor league mascots
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Pat's comments in yellow...
SLINKY TURNS 60
But People DON'T Like Paris Hilton! - Poof-Slinky Inc. of Michigan is
celebrating the 60th birthday of the Slinky. It still is a big seller, in
models ranging from the cheap $2.99 standard version to a $400 sterling
silver Slinky. The minimalist toy mostly just walks down stairs via
gravity, but parents love it because it's quiet, simple and needs no
batteries. Gadget expert Dan Bova of Stuff magazine said, "It's the same
reason people like Paris Hilton. People like brainless things that move
funny."
That's why Paris has that little vibrating Chihuahua.
And things that can be both very expensive and very cheap.
Only difference: Paris does need batteries.
Also like Paris Hilton, Slinky's only talent is looking cool while
walking down a staircase.
TOPLESS PROTEST DRAWS A CROWD
Wet No-T-Shirt Contest - There was a protest Sunday at Columbus Circle in
New York, but not against the war. Ten topless women demonstrated for
their right to go shirtless like men. But one complained that first, it
was hot, then it rained, plus they quickly drew a crowd of drooling men who
had to be held back by the cops. One woman said, "We're just demonstrating
a right."
Well, a right and a left.
It was uncomfortable, then cold, then it drew unwelcome leers...But
there's no reason women shouldn't go topless!
Yet another protest where the crowd was demanding to see
Bush.
ABC TELLS STAR TO NIX VIBRATOR TALK
Bad Vibes - Eva Longoria of "Desperate Housewives" said her bosses at ABC
told her to quit telling reporters that she loves vibrators because fans
are flooding the studio mailroom with them. Eva said, "People sent them to
me by the truckload. Boxes and boxes and boxes. I gave them to all my
girlfriends...ABC said, 'Will you please stop saying vibrator?'"
"...Say 'money' instead!"
This show just generates a lot of buzz.
ABC is afraid they might have to change the name of the show to
"Satisfied Housewives."
SEXIEST BUTTS IN THE MOVIES
Tom Fell Behind - In an Odeon Cinema poll of British moviegoers, Jude Law,
who showed his butt in "The Talented Mr. Ripley," was voted the movie star
with the sexiest bottom. Brad Pitt was second, Scarlett Johansson was the
highest-ranked woman at #3, and Tom Cruise was fourth.
Jude's bottom never droops because his butt is constantly in a sling.
That's why, if you're in a relationship with Jude Law, it's a bum deal.
Only one woman in the top four sexiest butts...That tells you more about
male British moviegoers than you really want to know.
J-Lo didn't make the list? They must not have widescreen theaters in
Britain.
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| Tuna
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Currently on disability. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is tuna@scoopy.com
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