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Bug
True to its theatrical roots, Bug is basically a two character stage play about the lethal combination
of paranoia and loneliness. Ashley Judd plays a lonely bartender, divorced
from a violent convict, living in a flop-house motel in the middle of some
white trash desert hell, without companionship or prospects, abusing any
recreational substance she can acquire. Through a concatenation of
circumstances, she ends up hooking up with a shy, polite drifter. He quickly
progresses from sleeping on her floor to joining her in bed, and in her
hopeless desert he seems to be a movable oasis.
Gee, he's nice.
Only one slight problem.
Once he gets in that bed of hers, he quickly concludes that it is filled
with bugs. Ashley can't see the bugs he points out to her, but he seems
rational at first, even scientific in his evaluation of the situation, so
she goes along with his conclusions. As time progresses, he becomes ever
more obsessive about the bugs, and she is drawn into the obsession. He
begins by buying an entire hardware store full of sprays and no-pest strips.
His bug obsession becomes more and more maniacal until by the time the film
ends, the two of them are living in a unique made-for-paranoids world, with
everything in the room covered with tinfoil, and bug zappers hanging
everywhere. Along the way the drifter offers the explanation that he has had
egg sacs implanted in his teeth by the mad experiments of government
scientists. No problem, though, he just rips out the suspicious tooth.
As we say in Texas, this puppy was doomed from the get-go. It's
fundamentally just two people in a single hotel room getting crazier and
crazier. Each moment of the film tries to make us squirm a bit more than the
preceding one. The harrowing denouement resembles that of Requiem for a
Dream, except that the catalyst is madness rather than heroin. It's the kind
of movie where if it were done really poorly, people would hate it, and if
it were done really well, people would hate it even more. Either way, it
would provoke a lot of walk-outs and a lot of negative reactions. As it
turns out, it is done quite well, but that just rachets up the ugliness of
the viewing experience, and invites even higher levels of audience
negativity. The script gradually increases the intensity of the characters'
madness, which in turn amplifies the intensity of the audience's experience
until the story explodes in a crescendo of destruction, as you might expect.
(Not much room for a happy ending with this premise.)
Bug is effective enough at achieving its goal. Unfortunately, that goal
basically consists of shocking us with deeper and deeper levels of dementia.
I have to admit that the film did get under my skin, so to speak, and
thoroughly creeped me out, so it's fair to say that the film is quite
brilliant in its own way. If Edward Albee were a young man today, he might
be exploring alienation with this sort of treatment rather than through The
Zoo Story. But brilliant or not, Bug represents a thoroughly depressing and
unpleasant viewing experience, and that's not going to put a lot of butts in
the theaters, and among the few butts that do get planted in those seats, a
high percentage will be leaving before the film ends.
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Guess who directed this.
It's William Friedkin. Remember him? In the 1970s, he directed four
consecutive strong films.
- (8.00) - The Exorcist
(1973)
- (7.90) - The French
Connection (1971)
- (7.32) - The Boys in
the Band (1970)
- (7.25) - Sorcerer
(1977)
The top two on that list earned him Best Director nominations from the
academy, and he won it all for The French Connection. But those four films
remain his four highest-rated theatrical movies, and some of his later
projects have IMDb scores better suited to softcore porn films. In fact,
Bug's 6.7 is the highest IMDb score achieved by any theatrical Friedkin film
in the past two decades, although it's not the lavish, big-budget film you
might expect from a graying Hollywood legend, but rather the type of
committed, strident, emotional film made by young, bleeding-edge directors
like Aronofsky or Assayas. It received some solid reviews (3.5 stars from
Roger Ebert, for example) and created some buzz at Sundance, so maybe it is a
springboard for a second career for Friedkin.
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The best news? Ashley Judd stark nekkid. The caps will be much better
from a commercial DVD. In the screener we lose the full frontal shot when
the screen turns B&W and the words appear. You can still see what it should
look like, but we'll just have to wait for the real thing.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Number 96
(1974)
Number 96 is a film version of a very popular Australian adult
evening soap of the same name which ran from 1972 to 1977. Both the series and film trace the
adventures of the residents of an apartment block address. The film plays like several episodes of
the TV series tied together, but each subplot is resolved before the
film is over.
Because this is not the sort of linear plot that allows a
simple plot outline, I will briefly describe some of what goes on.
One couple is about to celebrate their ruby wedding anniversary.
Several different residents take charge of arranging and catering a
party, and then the happy couple look at their wedding certificate
and find the bride may have married the best man. A playboy sort is
romancing a stewardess, while an old friend who spent time in a
mental hospital has moved back into the building with her new
husband. She seems to be going off the deep end again. An old Jewish
man and his wife own a deli on the ground floor. He has been hiding
money from the tax man in his mattress, and accidentally starts it on
fire. With the money gone, he decides to take extra jobs to replace
it. Two residents decide to build a sauna in the basement and charge
for its use. Also, the film opens with what was evidently a running
theme in the series, where Vera Collins (played by Elaine Lee) is
raped.
The movie provides the same energy as the soap, which soap fans
must find a good thing. Alas, I am not a genre fan although I must
admit that I became interested in some of the characters. Fans of
the series probably liked the fact that former cast members whose
characters had been written out of the series returned in the film.
This is available
from RLDVDs.com in a two disk set. Disk one contains the film, a
PDF copy of the script, and a feature length commentary. Disk
two contains three featurettes, the longest of which is over 90
minutes, and is a highlight presentation of the first 1000 episodes
of the series. A second featurette covers the series from episode 1001 to the end, and
the last is a travelogue of a train trip taken by the cast. The
featurettes include additional nudity, and are narrated by former
cast members. I am sure fans of the series have flocked to buy this
excellent two disk special edition, despite the fact that the video
quality is less than ideal because the original negatives could not
be located, and the material was mastered from several work prints
which show signs of projector abuse.
We will call this a C-.
IMDb readers say 6.5 but with only 25 votes.

Elaine Lee shows breasts. Lynn Rainbow as the former mental
patient shows breasts through a nightgown, and Rebecca Gilling shows
everything as the stewardess.
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Love the Hard Way
Jack Grace (Adrien Brody), a con artist who falls in love with a girl from the
right side of the tracks, is no ordinary sleazeball. He keeps a secret storage
unit separate from the apartment he shares with his partner-in-crime Charlie
(Jon Seda), where he keeps first editions of classic novels and works on his own
novel. The girl is Claire (Charlotte Ayanna), a beautiful, unstable biology
major at Columbia. Claire tells him she likes movies best that make her cry, and
he does his best to oblige her, ultimately sending her on a self-destructive
bender that makes him look like a good boy.
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Various ...
Janine Lenon and Marlene Stevens play hookers in Aroused. Typical grindhouse
fare except that in the end the ladies of the evening get to the serial killer-necrophile
before the cops do; and, as Bruce Willis would say decades later, they removed
his weapon. Both of them.
There is Barbara Wood in Rent-a-girl.
Then there are the Darlenes...Darlene Bennett and Gigi Darlene in a couple of
clips from Music to Strip By. Gigi was the cuter of the pair but Darlene was
smokin' hot.
And the bonus is Gigi once again, in the credits and end sequence to a movie
with several titles. Nude on the Rocks is the most descriptive.
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Here's Mr Skin's take on former child star Madeline Zima in Californication

and Wendy Rhodes in David Lynch's Inland Empire
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These are supposed to be the uncensored
versions of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey on vacation in Mexico. There
is some debate about their authenticity.
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As a companion piece to Tuna's recent look
at Cameron Richardson, here are some tasteful nudes she has done for
photogs. (Not new.) Nice body, likes to show it off.
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One more of those modest new Heidi Klum
topless shots
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Two physicists at Germany's University of Koblenz claim they have broken the
speed of light. Einstein believed it would take an infinite
amount of energy to propel an object faster than light, but the Germans say that
by using "quantum tunneling," they made microwave photons travel
"instantaneously" from one prism to another three feet away. Theoretically, if
an astronaut could travel faster than light, he could arrive at his destination
before he left for it.
* If he changed his mind and decided not to leave after
he'd already arrived, where would he be then?
The owners of C&D Distributors, a small parts supplier in Lexington,
South Carolina, pleaded guilty to fraud charges for exploiting a government
loophole: if a part ordered by the Pentagon was labeled "priority" or sent to a
war zone, shipping charges were paid automatically. So over six years, they
charged taxpayers $20.5 million for shipping, including $293,451 to ship an
89-cent washer to Florida, $455,009 to send three screws to Iraq; and the one
that finally got them noticed by Pentagon officials, $999,798 to ship two
19-cent washers to Texas.
* To be fair, that wasn't just shipping. It was shipping
AND handling.
Virgin Travel Insurance surveyed British travelers to list the top 10 most
disappointing destinations. Counting down from #10, they are: The Leaning Tower
of Pisa, the Brandenburg Gate, the Egyptian Pyramids, the White House, Rome's
Spanish Steps, the Statue of Liberty, Las Ramblas in Spain, Times Square, the
Louvre, and #1, the Eiffel Tower. Among tourist complaints are that the
Pyramids are too hot and have too many aggressive souvenir hawkers, and the
Eiffel Tower is "overcrowded and overpriced." Even Stonehenge, which didn't
make the top 10, was described as "just a load of old rocks."
* When I go on vacation, I want to look at some NEW
rocks, dammit!
* In what could be a first, the scandal over the "To Catch a Predator" series
has prompted the ABC news magazine "20/20" to announce that they are
investigating the NBC news magazine "Dateline".
* This startling development will be covered in depth
by "60
Minutes".
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