Fearmakers
2008
I found this no-budget ghost story slash murder mystery totally
unwatchable and disjointed, so I gave up after about three minutes and
fast-forwarded to Debbie Rochon's shower scene.
Debbie is just about the only good thing in the film, not just because
of the brief nudity, but also because she is the rare "B" actress who
actually has the talent to be a mainstream performer, and could have been
if the ball had taken a different bounce for her.
The only other good thing about the film is the running time. The
opening credits end at 2:33 and the closing credits begin at 69:48, and
neither set of credits includes film footage, so entire story lasts just
slightly longer than 67 minutes. So it could have been worse.
Unfortunately, even at 67 minutes, with me watching most of the film at 8x
speed, it still seemed longer than Lawrence of Afuckingrabia.
It's rated 2.0 at IMDb, but will drop a bit
when my vote is counted.
Debbie Rochon film clip. Samples follow.
