Warm Blooded Killers (1999) is a dark comedy about a brother (Mick Murray) and sister (Constance Zimmer) who work as hit men. He is engaged to a stripper, collects baseball cars, and thinks of every woman in his family as a virgin. She dated a porno film maker who secretly taped her, then sold it to satellite TV. Murray kills the creep, only to find out that he was godson to his boss. Zimmer runs into person after person who recognizes her from the broadcast. When their boss gives them another contract on the person he thinks killed his Godson, the conflict is set. The film was shot in 13 days with a crew of 50, and was filmed in the LA area on what must have been a very low budget.

The plot was a little contrived, and not overly eventful, but I enjoyed this film very much. The reasons were good characterization from all the players, great pace, and very clever dialogue in places. I found myself caring about the leads. They managed to make professional hit men into sympathetic characters. I even got some belly laughs. For example, The bride to be, Doria Valenzuela, wrote her own wedding vows, which she reads to the priest at the pre wedding meeting. She essentially says, even though I have had sex with hundreds of men, and thousands have seen my naked body, it is only you I am thinking of. Mick Murray tells someone who is trying to sell him a counterfeit baseball card that he has make a career choice to be a bad guy, and would really like to know the truth about the card. He flashes his gun to emphasize the point. The film has played in a few festivals, and is now on DVD. For a B comedy, it has a lot of entertainment value, and breasts from Valenzuela, stripping, as well as an anonymous stripper.

A handful of IMDb readers have it at 5.8 of 10. It is well worth the cost of a rental. C+.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Kama Sutra, Part 1

Not a great movie, but a pretty one. And a pretty sexy one as well. Today: the delectable Indira Varma

• Varma. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

• Varma. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

• Varma. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

• Varma. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

'Caps and clips from another late 80's, low-budget classic..."Assault of the Party Nerds" (1989).

• Scream Queen Linnea Quigley topless in silly love scene. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
• Linnea Quigley zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

• Another long time B-movie favorite, Michelle Bauer. Here she is showing off her big'uns again. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Michelle Bauer zipped .wmvs. #1 features an unusual Point Of View perspective during her sex scene. (1, 2, 3)

Here's the plot outline from the IMDb.

In the style of many reality shows, six people (three men and three women) vie for a cash prize of $10,000 by performing risqué stunts and offering up scintillating confessionals on camera.

BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANT DROPPED OVER PORN
Phoebe And Ursula - A Miss Norway contestant from Oslo was dropped from the finale after organizers discovered she made two hardcore porn films in the US in 2002. A spokesperson said the rules clearly state contestants cannot have been photographed naked in a commercial connection and "this is the case, and then some." When the young woman was confronted with the films, she first tried to claim it was her twin sister, who's a porn star in America, but an investigation revealed she doesn't have a twin sister.