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Atonement
The official plot summary: "In the summer of
1935, 13-year-old Briony Tallis observes a flirtation between a servant's
son, Robbie, and her older sister, Cecilia, that she childishly
misconstrues. Briony's misunderstanding leads to a terrible crime whose
consequences follow them through World War II."
Personally I don't know jack about this film
except that Keira Knightley gets soaked while wearing a flimsy outfit with
no underwear, which means I'll watch it whether it is another Casablanca or
another Creeping Terror.
(Not my collage. Just felt that it belonged on
the top of the page.)

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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Night of the Sorcerers
(1973)
The Night of the Sorcerers (1973), originally La Noche de los
brujos, is a horror offering from Amando de Ossorio. The film declares its
intentions from the opening frame in a sequence before the opening credits. A
white woman is captured in the jungle and tied standing up by the
arms and ankles, then her clothing is removed via a bullwhip. Once
she's naked, they place her on a sacrificial altar, and cut her head
off. It rolls into a shelf of sorts, and then pops up alive, but
with vampire fangs.
Eventually, we learn that this particular form of sacrifice
creates jaguar women, who are sort of vampire zombie priestesses. No
soon has the woman lost her head, then her companions, great white
hunters, arrive and shoot all of the native priestesses. Cut to the
present day, and a new group comes to the jungle to study why there
are no elephants in the area. Naturally, they choose to camp near
the sacred ground where the zombies arise and sacrifice new victims.
The group therefore consists of two men and three future vampire
zombie priestesses.
The opening scene certainly got all of my attention, and there
was more of the same throughout the film. This film has long been
available in many versions, most of them heavily cut. It is finally
being released on 8/21/07 in an uncut and uncensored
version. That makes it a long-lost cult item now found, which will
cause some rejoicing, but only among a tiny audience. The genre
is 70s Eurosleaze, and this certainly meets or exceeds all genre
expectations.
The DVD offers a choice of Spanish with English subtitles, or
badly dubbed English.
IMDb readers say 4.1 with only 38 votes.
C+: top-notch specialty material
We have breasts and buns from Barbara Rey, Loli Tovar and Kali
Hansa. We also have breasts National Geographic style from the
native women.
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Notes and collages
Blade Runner - Part 2 of 2
Now this is an excellent film, arguably the best science fiction movie ever
made. Rent this film. Buy this film. It's a modern classic.
Joanna Cassidy plays Zhora: one of four artificial humans who broke the law by
coming to Earth and scheduled for execution for that crime.
Bonus: Daryl Hannah plays another of the
"replicants"

MAILBOX
Hello Scoopy and Rokwatch,
Blade Runner HD-DVD, Blu-ray and standard DVD sets are to be released before
the end of this year. I say sets because each format will be released in
multiple versions, those versions are: two-disc, four-disc, five-disc and
five-disc Ultimate Collector's Edition.
So that I do not make any mistakes, errors or misquotes, and so you do not
have to rely on second hand information from me, check these links/sites for
the details:
http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/blade-runner-the-final-cut.html
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/br2007/announce.html
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/mytwocentsa140.html#newt
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/mytwocentsa141.html#brhdart
http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/syltguides/fullview/R2VT2ECILZ4O3B
long time member,
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Latin Dragon
Cheap action movie that marks the acting debut of Latin Martial Arts star Fabian Carrillo.
He probably shouldn't expect anything from this line of work.
They got Gary Busey and Lorenzo Lamas to play the bad guys, and they are the best
things about the movie, so you can imagine how bad it is.
Actually the best thing in the movie is the T&A, but you don't have to watch
the movie to see that,
since it follows right here:
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Sexo Con Amor
Español
Sexo con amor (2003): Un grupo de padres y
profesores discuten el modo en que desean que el colegio enfrente la
educación sexual de sus hijos. Aunque para muchos de ellos el sexo no es
un tema resuelto. "Sexo con amor" es la historia de tres de estas parejas
y de cómo el instinto erótico y sus emociones pueden más que sus razones.
Estar en cuarto de primaria significa hacer muchas preguntas, y la
maestra Luisa se reune con los padres de familia y apoderados para
discutir la forma en que abordarán la educación sexual de los chicos. Sin
embargo, la vida sexual de Luisa y de algunos de los padres está llena de
sorpresas: Luisa vive en estos momentos un desenfrenado romance con Jorge,
uno de los apoderados. Emilio y Macarena, padres de uno de los alumnos,
están pasando por un difícil momento en cuanto a sus relaciones sexuales.
Macarena está con un terrible bloqueo psicológico, y no puede ser
penetrada por Emilio, que a su vez está terriblemente frustrado. Álvaro,
otro de los apoderados, vive en un estado permanente de promiscuidad.
Tiene varias amantes, pero sufre un estado obsesivo respecto al sexo. Sin
embargo, es un excelente marido, muy amante de su mujer que está pronta a
dar a luz a su segundo hijo.
English
A group of parents and educators discusses the proper way for a
school to handle sexual education. The film looks at three couples and
how their reason is subjected to erotic instincts and raw emotions. The
sexual life of teacher Luisa and some of the parents is full of
surprises
- Luisa at the moment is engaged in a wild, lusty romance with Jorge.
- Emilio and Macarena, the parents of one of the students, are going
through a difficult period in their sexual relations. Macarena has a
psychological block which prevents her from being penetrated by Emilio,
who is terribly frustrated.
- Meanwhile, Alvaro lives in a permanent state of promiscuity. He has
several lovers, and is obsessed with sex, but is nevertheless an
excellent husband, very caring toward his wife who is soon to bear their
second son.
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