Bookmark scoopy.net or the members page, not here
Thursday
Johnny Web
Lor' almighty, I haven't done any vidcaps in ages. I guess these came out OK for a made-for-cable film. "The Passion of Ayn Rand". Helen Mirren brings out the ol' hooters for one last hurrah in this 1999 Showtime movie about the objectivist philosopher/novelist.
Also with a brief nipple-peek in "The Passion of Ayn Rand", a young actress named Sybil Temchen.
There is no dedicated Johnny Web site, but his scans and a vidcap or two are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "Johnny Web" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
La Liz
What a contribution today from Realist. How do you like Elizabeth Hurley, completely naked, from a lot of angles? I thought you might. Here she is as a young pup in 1987's Aria (segment: "Die Tode Stadt"), stark naked from behind. She was heavier then, and her face is slmost unrecognizeable, but the Hurley body was luscious.
The bosom that Hugh Grant once called, "the best tits in London"
... more of the aforementioned "best". And, as Baretta would say, dats da name o' dat tune. My eye, however, was not on the sparrow.
A brief frontal flash
a close up of the (partially obscured) pubic shot
Ms Hurley has changed somewhat over the years. Her body is slimmer now, and her face has gotten better every year. She didn't really show anything in EdTV, but she looked fab, and gave us some sexy peeks. Here she is, on top of Ed, in the micro-skirt.
More of the above
... and the lucky Ed grabs Liz's butt. Tough work, Matt! And he got paid to do this. Funny scene. He falls off the table onto her cat. Cut to Ru Paul saying "he really hurt that l'il girl's pussy". This is an enjoyable movie, slickly directed by Opie, basically a sitcom approach, but with a more cutting edge of humor soothed by a bit of sentimentality (ala Mel Brooks), tons of funny cameos from celebrities playing themselves, and excellent performances from the leads. I especially liked Matt McConaughey, the pride of Uvalde, Texas, who must be the most underrated guy in the biz. He's turned in a bunch of natural Oscar-caliber performances without anybody really noticing. Maybe they can't spell his name. I know I never can. By the way, the DVD comes with an unbelievable 40 minutes of extra footage, plus another ten minutes of outtakes, making it one of the year's best rental values except for the lack of nudity.
More from Mr Realist
Jenna Elfman in EdTV. The little kid watching TV says "look mommy, breasts", or something like that. Now I'm a professional pornographer, and I'm a little embarrassed that a seven year old was able to recognize them, and I can't. But here's the scene, if you want to study it. Has anyone ever been better named than Elfman? Except for her substantial height, she looks more like an elf than anyone else I can think of. If they ever do a live action Smurf movie, God forbid, I nominate her as that female Smurf, whatever her name was. Oh, damn, now that I thought of it, I won't be able to get that Smurf tune out of my head.
Ekfman's actual audition tape for "Smurf: The Movie"
and, Montalban's audition tape from "Smurf 2: the Wrath of Khan"
OK, enough of my lame humor. Damn, Realist did some beautiful caps here. More from Aria. This is Bridget Fonda (12 years ago!) in another section. James "I'm not the beaver" Mathers removes her panties.
more of Bridget's buns
Bridget in the tub
more Bridget, lovemaking this time
oh, what the hell. these are actually from GR, but they are related to the discussion. Here's Bridget Fonda in another movie, Single White Female
This is the only scene in Wishmaster 2 that is any good. Holly Fields turns to the door as her ex-boyfriend-turned-priest walks in, and she gives him this ladylike pose. She says "haven't you ever seen a woman without make-up before"? Incidentally, although the scene tried to give the fleeting illusion of passing beaver, she was simply wearing black panties. Although the movie stinks, they did bring back Divoff to play the Wishmaster. He has the requisite creepy demeanor, and what must be the greatest voice since James Earl Jones.
There is no dedicated Realist site, but his video captures and a scan or two are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "Realist" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
Sing
We're just getting started on the good stuff. If you don't like anything so far, how about Sing's caps of Rene Russo in the Thomas Crown Affair? Here's some indoor sports.
... and some outdoor sports as well
FR
We're still warming up. New stuff from Realist, Sing, and FR in the same day. What a country! Here's Claire Forlani in Gypsy Eyes, and tain't nothin' covering them hooters.
Forlani's behind in a distant camera angle
Tuna
Another great catch. Elizabeth Ward Gracen in Lower Level. From Miss Arkansas to the Miss America pageant to a Playboy spread, and she used to smoke Clinton's salmon. A pretty active lady.
Every so often we cut through the entertainment fluff to bring you something truly important and beneficial to mankind. Crystal Smith in "Hot Dog the Movie" does not fall into this category, however.
On the other hand, Shannon Tweed in the same movie does qualify, so Tuna and I are booking our tickets to Oslo and rehearsing our Nobel acceptance speeches.
Tuna capped this one off the all Ben Gazzara network, but if I'm not mistaken, they screwed up and ran John Forsythe instead of Gazzara. It is Shirley Maclaine in "The Trouble With Harry", and the quality is actually pretty good! She's fully dressed, and a complete looney, but she is beautiful.
