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TV
Recap
One interesting segment in
the August 19th edition of Naked
News:
From the vault: Rachel
Simmons in the
streets, doing the topless
dance-off
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* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
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White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
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* Blue
asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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The
Messengers 2: Scarecrow
(2009)
Johnny's
comments:
Messengers
2: The Scarecrow is a
horror movie about John
(Norman Reedus), a
struggling farmer whose
cornfield is slowly
leading John and his
family to ruin. One day,
he finds a scarecrow
locked up and he decides
to put it in the field
against the wishes of his
young son who seems to be
warning him about it. The
next day, he wakes to find
a whole bunch of dead
crows and his corn is
starting to grow. Then
people that are getting in
the way of John are found
brutally murdered in the
cornfield. But, this
change in luck also
changes John whose
behaviour changes and he
takes it out on his
family, mainly his wife
(Heather Stephens). When
John discovers that the
scarecrow is changing him,
he enlists the help of his
mysterious new neighbours
Jude (Richard Riehle) and
his younger wife Miranda
(Darcy Fowers), who seem
to know more than they are
letting on. But, are they
helping him or helping him
fall apart?
Fairly stock standard
thriller that's a little
nonsensical, but isn't all
bad and there's some nice
nudity from Darcy Fowers.
Funnily enough I thought
I'd seen the original, but
it turns out that I was
thinking of another
Kristen Stewart movie set
on a farm with a similar
storyline, Cold Creek
Manor. Ah, they're all the
same...
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