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| Tuna
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"Is Harry on the Boat?"
Is Harry on the Boat? (2001 TV movie) takes place at a swinging singles resort at Ibiza. The main characters are all "reps" who are there to see that the guests have fun, buy lots of drinks from the clubs that give them kickbacks, and enjoy guests of the opposite sex. There are two limiting factors. They are not permitted to date other staff members, and the manager, Angela, is a mega-bitch.
The guys have an annual contest. One point per shag, and the first one to 50 points is the "big dick." Seems the girls also have a contest where points are awarded for making complete fools of the horny guys, whom as we all know, will do nearly anything if they think it is foreplay. Several women show breasts, including Caroline Flack, Davinia Taylor, Jakki Degg, Laura Hayes, Sage Pearson, and several unknowns.
IMDB has it at 8.3 of 10, but TV scores there don't seem to equate to film scores. Those who commented enjoyed it, and wish it would have become a regular series. It is high energy, full of fast cuts, some of the accents are a bit strong, and it can be hard to keep track of the players, but, on the whole, it is a fun watch. C.
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"The Autobiography of a Flea"
The Autobiography of a Flea (1976) is a Mitchell Brothers film based on the famous Victorian porn novel of the same name. The premise is that the story is narrated by a flea who lives in the privates of a young girl, and relates her tale. At 14, she meets her lover after church, and is caught by randy father Jerome, who orders her to his office the next day to learn what the consequences will be. He informs her that, after careful consultation with the virgin Mary, she will become the official fuck toy of the rectory, a little known but liturgically sanctioned position. He proceeds to ravish her, and then two other priests enter, and are shocked. He hadn't intended to share.
Father Jerome is not satisfied with one girl, and sets up an elaborate scheme to also bed her girlfriend, but first he must trick her own father into taking her virginity. Why? Sounds like fun to him. The anti-Catholic aspect of the story raised as many eyebrows as did the sex. Belle, the first young girl, is played by Jean Jennings, and her friend by Joanna Hilden. Those may not be household names, but Annette Haven appears as the mother of Belle, and John Holms plays a priest.
All three women show everything. Although there are lots of dicks in evidence, and penetration is shown, the focus is more on nudity, foreplay and story. The sets are well above the norm for hard-core. The DVD transfer was better than I expected, although it was way over-saturated. The sound, unfortunately, was very muddy. Still, this ranks as one of the better classic era hard-core films. IMDB readers have it at 7.4 of 10. TO me, it is an easy C+. IF you like the genre, you will enjoy this one.
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Movies - new to DVD:
The Fluffer starts out
as an energetic, satirical film about the gay porn industry. Unfortunately, it
becomes a soap opera and a "drugs and porn suck" film.
A Gentleman's Game.
Good movie, but completely unmarketable. Basically a coming of age
sports-themed film marketed at teens - very similar to Remember the Titans.
So what's the problem? It.s rated R. Here's America's dilemma. If a movie
portrays golfers and caddies realistically, in a way that would be some help
in dealing with the world, kids are not allowed to see it. But if the golfers
talked like Ned Flanders, this would be rated PG, and kids would be allowed
to see it. Moral: kids are only allowed to see those things which are
completely unrealistic. Can that be healthy? Surely there is a happy medium
somewhere. NO NUDITY.
Queen of the Damned is
that Anne Rice vampire thingy with Aaliyah. No wonder the damned can't make any
social progress. 21st century, and they still have royalty. They need to get a
damned republic of the damned. NO NUDITY.
Shiner is a real bad
movie about a sleazebag boxing promoter. It sat unreleased for a couple of
years.
Other crap
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'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we go all the way back to 1983 for a made for cable movie called "Death Ride to Osaka" aka "Girls of the White Orchid".
This little gem features a very young Jennifer Jason-Leigh. The first 2 caps have Jennifer showing some pretty nice leg, then she becomes a "Damsel in Peril" as a tattooed man holds her down, rips open her dress and fondles her breasts. Not a great movie but does give us a pretty good look at Jennifer.
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From "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", by nmd. Leigh losing her virginity. Cates coming out of pool and deep throating a carrot.
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From the movie that put lesbian lovin' into mainstream theaters, and made Richards a star overnight..."Wild Things". Richards shows off her robo-boobs, gives us an up close thong view (link #7) and makes out with Campbell.
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Lucy Liu
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The "Charlie's Angels" star looking fantastic in a bikini, scans by SmellyPap.
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Joanna Borysewicz
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Great topless poses.
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Rifka Lodeizen
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The Dutch actress shows her breasts, plus breif bush and bum views in a steam room scene from "De Trein van zes uur tien". 'Caps by Oscare.
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From "Wild Things". #1 shows Russell in her unides, #2 shows a breast in her brief sex scene.
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Wearing a very low cut dress. Looks like there is also a very slight hint of nipple.
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All 3 B's, plus a little lesbo lovin' in scenes from the French movie "Le Miroir du désir". by Mortis.
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An unknown topless babe in scenes from the Troma classic "The Toxic Avenger", by Fivestar.
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| The Funnies
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The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from college, if I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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Scoop,
Not that I expect to see the photos here for obvious reasons, but Kristy Swanson, the original "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," will be featured in a nude pictorial for the November issue of the Bunny mag, which should be out in late September. Just thought interested viewers would like to know.
-3finger
Hey Scoops!
Subject: Anna Kournikova in www.FHMUS.com
*Anna Kournikova does her sexiest photo photo layout ever in the new issue of FHM magazine!
The photos were taken in a remote hunting lodge in Northeastern Mexico. -- But now you don't need to buy the magazin! All the photos have just been posted on the magazine's website! Better still, there was a video taken during the photo shoot with anna seen wearing a tattered bathing suit that barely covers her body! Her hair is all teased out and it looks like she's auditioning for a porno flick. Her fans will definitely want to see it!
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