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Scoop:

I'm  sure  you're  probably  already  on  it,  but  check  out  "Paula Marshall"  in  Monday  night's  "Californication".  It's  the  most  I've  ever  seen  her  give  up  (full  frontal & she  does  doggie-style).  Roles  must  be  hard  to  get  after  40. Coffee  and  your  website  start  off  my  day,  everyday  (since,  what?  1995?),  you  still  do  the best  website  out  there. Thanks.

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Actually I didn't start looking for it until I got your e-mail, so thanks for the heads-up.

Here are the film clips. Not quite full frontal, but a very near miss. Duchovny holds a joint in his hand in exactly the right position to block the Paula crotch. These are sexy film clips, and a lot of fun to watch. My kind of nude scenes.

Here's a sample:

 

 

* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Night of the Sorcerers

Well, Tuna beat us to it on Sunday with this film, but we already had it in the works, so we are going ahead with it - with the added bonus of film clips. It is releasing today on DVD with the first uncut quality rendition that this flick has seen.

It's a "Babes in Bondage" jamboree as we lead it off with Barbara Rey's whipping scene as the her clothes are whipped of her body.

Kali Hansa shows breasts.

Blonde cutie Lolii Tovar gets the same treatment as Barbara Rey as her clothes are also whipped off her body.

Maria Kosti kept her clothes on, but did bring along her new bra on her trip into the jungle.

As a bonus we have 2 film clips each of Loli Tovar and Barbara Rey's whipping scenes.

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Goodbye, Columbus - Part 2 of 2

Ali McGraw

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deathlands: Homeward Bound

In 2084, a nuclear war wasted Earth, making the sky red of chemicals and turning the former United States of America into Deathlands. Breeds of mutants and half-mutants share what was left on Earth with humans. The demi-kingdom of "Front Royale" is ruled by a good man, but he is killed by his wife Lady Rachel Cawdor (Traci Lords). Meanwhile, his evil son Harvey Cawdor kills one of his brothers and blinds one eye of his fifteen-year-old brother, who escapes.

Twenty years later, the one-eyed leader Ryan Cawdor (Vincent Spano) returns to "Front Royale" with his girlfriend and half-mutant Krysty Worth (Jenya Lano), his human friend and specialist in weapons JB Dix (Cliff Saunders), and the teenage mutant Jak Laurent (Nathan Carter), determined to face his brother and his stepmother.

The movie is based on the 5th book in the "DEATHLANDS" series, but it changes many things and omits others, including some characters. People who like the books will hate this movie, but if you haven't read them you might give it a try. It's like a poor man's Mad Max.

 

 

Jenya Lano

 

Traci Lords

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Golpes


 

 

Juana Acosta
 

Maria Reyes Arias

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Caps and comments by The Gimp:

Uncle Scoopy-

Here are collages of a DVD that Brainscan got that stars the hugely bazoomed Chloe Vevrier. He did the softcore stuff and left me to do the two hardcore scenes. She is not my D-cup of tea but with the right lighting and a good makeup artist and a wax job and a fulltime plastic surgeon I suppose she might be passably good looking.

Oh, and beer.

A lot of beer.

Couple of kegs at the very least.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

A film clip of Toni Collette in Japanese Story. (Sample right.)

Elizabeth McGovern in Women & Men: Stories of Seduction

 

 

 

 

 

The Comedy Wire

Comments in yellow...

The Dartmouth Review named West Virginia University as America's #1 Party School for 2007.  It was #3 last year and #1 before in 1997.  One senior girl at WVU said it's because "no matter what kind of party you want, it's here - bars, fraternities, house parties... If you want to take shots all night, there's a bar." But the WVU president played down the honor, defending the school as a place that "changes people's lives."

*  Unless you're Lindsay Lohan; then you'd stay pretty much the same.



Norway's Correctional Services reports that Norwegian prisons are not overcrowded and have plenty of empty beds. That's because 20 percent of convicted criminals simply fail to show up to serve their sentences.  The longer the sentence, the more likely that is: 25 percent of those sentenced to six months or more never show up.  Astoundingly, that isn't even illegal. Parliament just passed a law making it illegal to skip prison, but it hasn't been implemented yet.  Until then, prison officials just hope the criminals eventually realize it's better to come in and get their sentences over with.

*  To encourage that, any crook who shows up to start his sentence will be immediately paroled for good behavior. 



Archaeologists in Egypt found a footprint that had been left in mud up to two million years ago and hardened into rock.  It may be the oldest human footprint ever found.  Meanwhile, students in Finland found a piece of Stone Age birch-bark tar that could be the earliest known wad of chewing gum.

*  The fact that they were found so far apart proves that man evolved from an ancestor who couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

*  Previously, the oldest known footprints were found in California, in cement, with Abe Vigoda's signature under them.