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Monday
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| New
Scans |
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I don't think
I've ever had so much material stack up.
In the last day I got several hundred
items, and I'm still wading through them.
Let's kick it off with Realist's scans of
the new American Photo and InStyle
magazines. He says he doesn't really
enjoy scans, and he only does them to
point the experts to the material. Well,
I suspect that we will see many more
versions of this in the next two weeks.
Why, you ask? You ever seen Rebecca
Gayheart nekkid before, son?
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Annette
Bening
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Patricia
Arquette
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Laetitia
Casta. What a bosom!
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more of
Casta, an arty shot (can't see much)
reprinted from another source, I guess.
It's been around.
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Pamela
Anderson hatching from an egg
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supermodel
Georgianna Robertson. Realist commented
that the new InStyle also has
"undressed" pictures of Goldie
Hawn and Jennifer Aniston, but they
expose nothing at all. Still, they are
out there, if you other guys want to
chase them down.
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Before we get
off the subject of Rebecca Gayheart,
here's another one of her. She's topless,
but her hair covers all the goodies. This
is not from Realist. I have never
received anything from this scanner
before, but I assume it is real unless
one of you tells me otherwise. The one
above is real for sure, so I assume this
represents a new trend for her.
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| Zdrok
around the clock |
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When I asked
for the Victoria Zdrok hardcore material,
I never expected such a treat. I got only
got the material featuring the former
Playperson, but it came from the
Michelangelo of Muff - the mysterious and
rarely-seen but always impressive SE7EN.
There are a few guys who do brilliant
caps of mainstream movies, but SE7EN is
the only guy I know who brings such a
high level of artistry to hardcore. I
should have known he would be lured out
of his semi-retirement by a movie with
"7" in the title. "The
Seven Spiritual Laws of Sex". You
are the man, Mr SE7EN. The scenes with
Zdrok go up to an erection and vaginal
close-ups, but no penetration. Anyway,
here's Zdrok in a simulated scene.
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she sits on
the guy. no visible penetration.
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she washes Mr
Muffy in close-ups
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you do see
the guy's stiffy, but you don't see it
entering her Cavern of the Ninth
Happiness
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close-ups of
body parts
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follow-up |
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RDO, the
internet's official nude celebrity
research librarian, tracked down that
Robin Tunney scene in Julian Po. He says
it appears to be panties, not muff. He is
undoubtedly right. Tunney announced
unabashedly that she did a nude scene for
Supernova, so you know she isn't into
denial, and she said that was her first,
so Julian Po is not likely to have any
naughty bits. Still, it is not possible
to tell for sure. RDO included a close-up
with both of these frames, so you can try
to make up your own minds.
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One more of
Tunney
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Several
people pointed out to me that this is not
Emmanuelle Seigner, but Stefania Rocca in
"Nirvana". Here's the corrected
file from ABYS
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| Cybil
Shepherd
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FR and Smelly
Cat have formed quite a partnership.
SmellyCat does the raw caps, and FR does
his beautiful collages and editing. They
have revisited the old B&W classic,
"The Last Picture Show". These
are masterpieces, and larger than most
European countries. Here's some topless
close-ups.
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Full nudes,
not frontals, but her rear view is also
very sweet
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throw in a
side view
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continuation
of the scene above
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FR also sent
in some caps of Dahlia Grey in
"Delirious". FR sure is
productive! He seems to be challenging
Scanman for the productivity leadership.
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| Tuna |
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Speaking of
productive, how many does Tuna do in a
week? Holy moley. And these collages take
a lot of time, too. Here's Brigitte Bako
in Red Shoe Diaries
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Dana
Wheeler-Nicholson in the cult favorite,
"Fletch". She isn't naked, but
she's a rarely-seen cutie.
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Diane Lane in
"Lady Beware"
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Lynette
Walden in "Almost Blue"
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| The
Industry Insider |
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Haven't heard
from the Insider for a while. Tell ya
what, some of these aren't the greatest
quality - they are setup shots that he
uses to test the lighting and such, and
the Insider isn't much of a scanner, but
you ain't gonna see these elsewhere,
because he took 'em in his house and
they've never been published. (Insider is
a photographer/filmmaker). Here's Lisa
Comshaw naked a lot. Comshaw is only 35
years old, and has 116 movies listed in
her credits in IMDb. Of course, you won't
find Tom Hanks in any of these movies.
They have names like "For the Love
of Leather", "Atomic Woman and
the Masked Marauder", "Whitney
and the Sneaky Salesman", and my own
personal favorite, "Roommates in
Ropes". She also had a bit part in
The Brady Bunch Movie. Must have been the
bondage scene with Alice, the kids, and
the lesbian hooker. As I recall, the
lesbian hooker wanted Marcia, but ignored
Jan, and the fur really flew between
those girls until Mr Brady interceded
with some much-needed wisdom. I liked the
scene in "Brady Bunch Two: the Wrath
of Khan", where Mike convinced
Montalban not to put those creatures in
the kids' ears because the little bugs
were sharper than a thumb.
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Comshaw
topless
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Comshaw nude
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Comshaw nude
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Comshaw nude.
Something wrong with the scan on this one
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Comshaw
topless
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Insider also
sent over a couple he took of Laurie Rose
hanging around his pad. I notice Insider
hasn't invited me over to his house for
any of these parties. I guess this one
must be many, many years ago, because she
looks about the same as she did in The
Hot Box
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one more of
Laurie Rose, naked this time
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| Mongoose,
the Fox Teen Choice Awards |
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I love award
shows. The promise of slipped flesh on
live TV, what can ya say? Some of my
favorites are those phony-baloney MTV
award shows where they nominate all their
own productions. ... And the nominees for
best movie of all time are:
""Gone With the Wind",
"Citizen Kane", "Andrei
Rublev", and "Varsity
Blues" ... Anyway, Mongoose also
seems to love them, and he's sent over a
few captures. Sorry, no nudity slipped
into thsi one. It's Fox. Here's Buffy
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Jennifer
Lopez. Sexy.
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Rachel Leigh
Cook
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JLH
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JLH
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Charisma
Carpenter
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| BD
in the Royal Box |
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DB is the
king of nekkid opera, and he never seems
to run out of them. Today's group
represents crowd scenes from a
Metropolitan Opera production of Parsifal
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#2
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#3
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#4
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#5
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| More |
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from ABYS,
Kim van Kooten in "Little
Sister"
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Kim van
Kooten in "Little Sister"
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Kim van
Kooten in "Little Sister"
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Catherine
Blythe in "Arrival 2"
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Eleonore
Weisgerber vidcaps, from Celeblover,
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Shania Twain
in "Home Ain't Where ....."
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Natascha
McElhone in Surviving Picasso, from
YoungAlex
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| Sunday |
| RDO |
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Event Horizon
was a disappointing movie. The concept
was excellent. It was a hybrid between
Tarkovsky's "Solaris", and
Ridley Scott's "Alien". Think
of the concept as Solaris with some
action. Unfortunately, the execution
failed. The movie can best be summed up
with a summary of one scene -
all-powerful alien lifeform takes over a
body of one crewmember, and has a fist
fight with another crewmember. Kinda says
it all, doesn't it? Imagine God appearing
to Moses and Moses challenging him to a
fistfight, and you get the general idea.
Visuals were pretty good, though. Anyway,
when he isn't training for the Golden
Gloves, the evil alien uses the
crewmembers' own memories against them,
and the antichrist guy (Sam Neill) keeps
seeing the most important woman in his
life, lost to him through suicide, for
which he blames himself. Holley Chant is
the woman. Outstanding caps by RDO. Here
she is, dead in the bathtub.
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here he
relives her suicide and his powerlessness
to affect it
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He sees her
on the ship.
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enlargement
of the above
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her bosom
seen in close-up
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Helen Hunt's
bath in "As Good as it Gets".
Storyboard.
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enlarged
frame, focusing on her bum
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another
enlargement
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Hunt posing
for Greg Kinnear
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Laurence
Cortadellas and Macha Meril in
"Vagabond"
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| The
Realist
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I guess a guy
who wrote this page for a month can
deliver his own commentary: "Ah,
Scoop, the siren song of sin is great. If
Odysseus himself could not resist, who am
I to fight it? Yesterday I sinned by
artificially brightening those Salma
Hayek scenes in Desperado. Now I can't
stop. You lent me these Jessica Lange
DVD's, and I just couldn't resist making
silk purses out of sow's ears. She's so
beautiful and such a great star, that we
just had to have a better look at these
scenes in "Frances". I took the
large frame of her locking herself in the
bathroom and brightened it until it
looked like daylight."
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"The
four-part capture shows the same scene in
natural light"
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"The
enlargement of the scene where she gets
out of bed was the greatest sin of all.
In the film's actual lighting, you could
barely tell it was a human figure in the
dark. Now it is a look up Jessica's
privates"
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"The
two-parter from the same scene didn't
come out as sharp. Jessica doesn't have
smallpox, by the way. That is the
reflection of the outside light through
the curtain pattern.
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"I
didn't do anything to the bathtub scene.
The lighting was adequate, the colors
were superb, and the shot was
well-conceived. I just sat back and
watched."
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"The
other scene was a surprise to me. I've
seen a lot of captures from this film,
but nobody seems to capture this one, and
it is the one scene where Jessica's face
and chest are clearly shown together. She
usually finds some way to hide her chest,
but it is much larger than I
expected."
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"I also
picked up the two scenes you asked for in
Postman. In the premininary to the
table-hump, it appears that Jessica is
shooting the proverbial beaver, but she
is revealed within a minute to be wearing
panties. Still, it is a great tease while
it lasts"
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"The
table-hump features a fleeting glance at
Jessica's pubic hair poking out of the
side of her panties, as their hands busy
themselves in her crotch"
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This is one
of Realist's earlier captures from the
same movie: Lange's pubic hair briefly
visible.
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another
golden oldie from Realist: the scene
where Nicholson and Lange are beating
each other in order to fake auto
injuries. Lange's chest is seen in the
original red and altered light. If you
haven't seen Postman, I recommend it. It
is a masterpiece of atmosphere and
cinematography, and a twisting story to
keep you interested. The kitchen scene is
one of the hottest ever filmed, even
without nudity. Don't ask me what the
title means, because I don't have the
slightest idea. I suppose it was
explained in the book or in the original
Turner-Garfield version, but I'll be
damned if I can remember the explanation.
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As usual, a
set of masterpieces from FR. Olivia
Pascal in "Island of a Thousand
Delights". Cain't get much more
nekkid than this.
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Olivia Pascal
in "Island of a Thousand
Delights"
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Olivia Pascal
in "Island of a Thousand
Delights"
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| PAL |
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Original and
rare material from PAL, as always, but a
tad obscure this week. Dona Speir in
"Guns"
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Marika
Lagerkrantz in "All Things
Fair"
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Viaggio con
Anita", Lorraine de Selle
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Jeri Ryan on
The Daily Show. Caps by Akira
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Diane
Franklin in "Second Time Lucky"
(CatScan)
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more Diane
Franklin in "Second Time Lucky"
(CatScan)
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some
anonymous babeousity in "Cannibal
Woman in the Avocado Jungle of
Death" (Catscan)
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Jackie
Swanson in "Lethal Weapon".
(DonBun)
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Marlene
Mourreau (Undercover 99)
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Marlene
Mourreau (Undercover 99)
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A really good
job on Tonie Perensky in "Varsity
Bues" (Master Bagger)
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Emer McCourt
in "London Kills Me". (Jimmy
the Saint)
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Frederique in
the new "Gear" (Nemesis)
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more of
Frederique in the new "Gear"
(Nemesis)
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Virginie
Ledoyen in "Jeanne and the Perfect
Guy" (ReCap)
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Sabrina
Ferelli in "Die Falle"
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| Saturday. |
| Aesthete's
Foreign Film Festival |
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Four foreign
films of distinction on the same bill
today at Aesthete's Quadroplex. The first
is "Antonia's Line". This is
Els Dottermans standing on her head to
increase the number of sperm held inside
her.
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The
enlargement of the scene above.
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Here's Ms.
Dottermans participating in the activity
that got the sperm there in the first
place.
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Wimie
Wilhelm's topless scene
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The most
famous scene from "Antonia's
Line", wherein Elsie Debrauw
duplicates the pose in Botticelli's
"Birth of Venus"
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more of the
above
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Emily Watson
in "Breaking the Waves"
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enlargement
of the above
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Here's one of
Aussie's favorites, Raelee Hill in
"Hotel de Love"
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enlargement
of the above
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one more
frame of this beauty
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The last film
on today's bill is "The Sexual Life
of Belgians". Anne-Marie Polster
reads naked.
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enlargement
of the above
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Michelle Shor
undresses. As far as I know, she is
unrelated to Toots Shor
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Michelle Shor
now fully undressed.
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enlargement
of the above
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| Salma |
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I'm going to
let Realist do his own commentary here.
This is what he wrote in his e-mail.
"Scoop. This is a blatant ruse. I
wanted to do Salma Hayek in Desperado,
but I realized that if I kept the quality
high and realistic, the caps of the nude
scenes would be too dark to be
interesting. So I cheated on my own rules
and lightened the hell out of the nudes.
This makes them clear and jumbo and
obviously Salma, but kinda piss-poor and
fuzzy around the edges, so I surrounded
them with the most beautiful and arty
shots I could find, hoping that all the
moody shots of guitars and guns and
Salma's face would give these suckers
some visual appeal, and hide the
suckitude of the main frame. Tell ya
what, though. Once you blow these puppies
up and lighten 'em, there's no more body
double debate. This first one is Salma,
sure as shootin'. Was it worth it to
compromise everything I believe in to get
jumbo-ass shots of Salma naked? Bet your
ass." Here's Salma sitting up. What
a chest, and obviously her face.
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Here she is
lying down. As Realist promised, two
beautiful facial shots of Salma.
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Here is the
famous scene of her body facing us,
pressed into Banderas as they face the
same way. This particular one does not
have a clear face shot. If it is Salma,
she appears to be making love to Howard
Stern.
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| Johnny
Web |
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This is a
strange one. If Celebrity Sleuth is
correct, it's quite a find. He claims
that it is Robin Tunney's naughty stuff
in a movie called Julian Po. It does
appear to be Tunney, but I'm not sure if
that is Mr Hair Pie we're looking at, or
not.
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Three posed
arty nudes of Sashka Vujcic, the Eastern
European (Croatia) star of the
controversial "Broken English".
I think she lives in New Zealand now.
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Aleksandra
"Sashka" Vujcic
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Sashka Vujcic
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Remember
those Paltrow-Pitt paparazzi shots?
Here's two of Gwyneth that are new to me.
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Five
new-to-me topless poses from Jaime
Pressly. Here's the first three.
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| Master
Bagger
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I think this
is the nicest job I have seen on Joey
Lauren Adam's topless scene in
"Mallrats". In fact, all of
bagger's contributions today are of
superior quality with vivid colors.
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Master Bagger
is definitely becoming a master of this
vidcap collage thing. This is a beautiful
collage of Priscilla Barnes in Mallrats
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more of
Priscilla Barnes in Mallrats
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and a lovely
scan of Julie Strain in light bondage.
Big Jewel is a ladylike as ever. I love
that mane of hair.
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| Tuna's
countdown |
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Resuming the
Maxim Top 50. Generally no nudity. I
skipped #25, Alyssa Milano. Long story,
not that interesting. Here's #24, Pam
Anderson
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#23, Neve
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#22, Bai
Ling. she is nude, but not showing
anything much.
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#21, Tyra.
Topless, but cropped so you can't see the
best stuff!
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Cindy Morgan
in Caddyshack, from Akira
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Louiza
Belinda in The Girl Bomb, from Zardoz.
Don't ask me. Don't know the movie. Don't
know her. I did see Zardoz, but that
isn't much help here.
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Jackie
Swanson in "Lethal Weapon",
from Donbun
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More Jackie
Swanson in "Lethal Weapon",
from Donbun
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Irene Miracle
in "Midnight Express"
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Katharina
Bohn in "Tarot", from Slarti
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Ann-Kathrin
Kramer in "Rivalen am Abgrund",
from Slarti
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Dolly Parton
in "The Best Little
Whorehouse". No nipples, but acres
and acres of flesh. A collage from Tuna
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Dolly in an
outfit similar to those of Victoria's
Secret. A single frame from Tuna. He sent
in many more of Dolly, but I need
thumbnails to help you decide, so I'll
wait until Tuesday.
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"Lenz"
from Celeblover. Anja Kling
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"Lenz"
from Celeblover. Susanna Simon
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"Lenz"
from Celeblover. Susanne Uplegger.
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"Lenz"
from Celeblover. Swetlana Skorochdowa.
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paparazzi
shots of Erja Hakkinen
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Rookie's
version of Keri Russell's wet t-shirt in
"Eight Days a Week"
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