Heart of Stone (2001) is a serial killer/thriller film. I am going to write a complete spoiler, so here are the pertinent details. Two women show breasts as victims, Laura Rice, and Madeline Lindley. Due to this film, I was able to identify Madeline Lindley as the unknown from the bottom feeder The Back Lot Murders (see below). I must say she has consistent taste in selecting projects. In short, this is a terrible film.

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There is a ritualistic murder of a co-ed during the opening credits, then we see Angie Everhart, who heads a cast drawn from the crisis section of Over-actors Anonymous. Her daughter is about to start college. They have a birthday party for her, then Everhart tries to seduce her own husband, who is frequently away on business. At this point in the film, about 5 minutes in, and based on the man's character and the way they introduced him, I figured he must be the killer.

From there, they do their level best to convince the audience that someone else is guilty. A younger man seduces Everhart, then tricks her into lying to give him an alibi for the time of a second ritual killing. He stalks her, we learn that he is a former mental patient, and eventually see him kill several people. Nearing the last five minutes of the film, Everhart's daughter has killed him, and I was still convinced that the husband was the serial killer. Sure enough, I was right. Everyone over-acted terribly, which might point to bad direction. The sound was mushy, which is just as well, as the dialogue was simply pathetic. For example, "Murder is a 24 hour a day business. "

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IMDB readers have this at 5.6 of 10, but based on only 6 votes. This is a D-. As poor as the story is, at least it is coherent, and the photography is adequate if uninspired.

OTHER CRAP:

• "IN THE CUT struck me as more interesting for Meg Ryan's nudity than anything else,' a friend who's seen it wrote last weekend. 'It's an interesting enough film about sexual obsession, but Meg's nudity is especially bracing because it's America's sweetheart doing the down and dirty. And there's a long, fairly explicit scene in which Mark Ruffalo [orally pleasures her]." Same page has a long article on Charles Bronson, and the very bottom of the page has his current look at the 2003 Oscar races.

• MegaStar - free Leilani Dowding gallery (Page 3 Girl)

• nude Calendar 2003 - Victoria Silvstedt

• Brande Roderick was the Playmate of the Year in 2001. This free nude gallery courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!

• a gazillion free pics of milla

• Dark Horizons info page on Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Sept, 2003), the finale of the Desperado trilogy

• Dark Horizons info on Anthony Minghella's long-awaited $80 million Civil War flick, Cold Mountain (2003)

• Dark Horizons looks at Benicio del Toro's upcoming Hellboy

• RIP Bobby Bonds, Barry's dad, dead at 57

• The DVD won't come out until November 25, but you can already watch the 11 deleted scenes featured on the X2: X-Men United DVD online!

• Blue Oyster Cult - the famous SNL Walken skit - I gotta have more cowbell, baby.

• Kylie now has her own line of lingerie

• Lena Headey, the UK actress topless in scenes from "Aberdeen" (2000). You can see her on the big screen in the upcoming Terry Gilliam movie "The Brothers Grimm", starring Matt Damon, Heath Ledger and Jonathan Pryce.

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Take a clean-cut all-American with mid-Western values, throw that person into athletic competition against snooty folk with money, add some former Hefmates for eye candy, a wet t-shirt contest, a love triangle or quadralateral, have it all come out nice and neat and whatta ya got? Well, ya got H.O.T.S. and Hot Dog... The Movie.

H.O.T.S. is much the superior product. Not like Kagemusha is superior to Ran, with its deeper protrayal of flawed people trying to do good in a chaotic world. Nope, not like that at all. You have to judge titty flicks on the Joe Bob Briggs scale of just exactly how many titties. That's most important. How many babes gave up the goodies? Plus how attractive is them goodies and finally how little the movie interrupts the goody showing with anything other than light banter or harmless jokes. That is how H.O.T.S. is superior.

First off, I figure the Hefmate exposure is about equal. H.O.T.S. has Susan Lynn Kiger, looking mighty yummy, and Pamela Jean Bryant, as cute as a button, and Sandy Johnson. Susan is oft exposed, Sandy is moderately so and Pamela only briefly.

Hot Dogs has two Hefmates at very different stages in their careers. Shannon Tweed had been Hefmate of the year only 3 years before and was just starting a long career of goody-giving-up. Shannon was in her prime and looking so shaggable. In contrast, Crystal Smith had been monthly Heffer for September 1971. Born in 1951, Crystal was 33 when she made this movie and had transformed herself from a cute little thing into the sexiest damn 33-yr-old this planet may have ever seen. The woman was seriously hot in a triple B performance worthy of a triple B Oscar. Honestly, take a look at that body and tell me she looks a day over 20.

• Shannon Tweed
• Crystal Smith

H.O.T.S. has five topless babes of some reknown. They include:

Lindsay Bloom, Miss USA of 1972, who was 27 when this movie was made. She plays a college student. At age 27. (Must be the University of Alabama.) Lindsay tries real hard to get her goodies hidden, but managed to let the twins loose a time or two. Three, actually. Hooters only

• Lindsay Bloom (1, 2, 3)

Kimberly Cameron, who would go on to do 100 porn films in the 1980's as Kimberly Carson. Damn cute, woman, too. She shows mini-hooties only.

• Kimberly Cameron

K. C. Winkler, with a body worthy of very close inspection. Two long hootie exposing scene, and then some unintentional exposure of a nice bum and, for two frames, the holiest of holies.

• K. C. Winkler (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Two women with the largest natural bazooms to ever appear on film. Well, largest with flopping over into grotesque, like Chesty Morgan. They are Lisa London and Angela Aames.

Lisa gives up major goodies in a 4-second top-removing scene, from which I capped every frigging frame, and in a huddle full of topless women scene, from which I extracted her.

• Lisa London (1, 2)

And Angela has four scenes:

• A topless parachuting scene. (1, 2) Pay close attention to the bottom of collage 2. Somewhere in a jump cut, as she descends about five feet, she thought to remove her sunglasses. Can we say, continuity error?
• A topless bathing-with-a-seal scene. Don't ask.
• A wet t-shirt scene.
• Topless football playing scene. Talk about your having your hands full.

So thar ya go. Two classics, lots and lots of babes, with double that number of boobs, just as natue intended.

"Bride of Re-Animator"

Not nearly as good as the original cult classic, but this 1990 sequel is still a fun horror flick.

The setting is 8 months after the original story, and this time they're building new bodies from re-animated parts.

A pretty beat-up Kathleen Kinmont does the nudity this time around, and her implant scars, which they didn't bother to hide, kind of add to the general sleaziness of the whole movie. And yes, the body in the re-animated Kathleen is a body suit, but the shots of her being resuscitated are her....scars and all. :-)

• Kathleen Kinmont