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In Afghanistan, a local muslim scholar, who is offended by the five million dollar bounty placed on Osama bin Laden, has placed a counter-bounty on the head of Bill Clinton. It's worth five million afghanis. That's about a hundred bucks. Hey, it may not be much in Stockholm, but it goes a long way in Afghanistan. I guess bringing him Clinton's head would get you enough money for a wife, four goats, and a Snickers. Clinton responded that any good head should be worth more than a hundred bucks, and acknowledged that he usually pays hundreds of times that to lawyers whenever he gets any Presidential head.

Wacky Danish director Lars von Trier, proponent of minimalist cinema with no artificial techniques, is demanding that his movies now be removed from circulation. Turns out that his executive producer, Peter Jensen, has been lightening the rushes because it was impossible to see anything at all, and Trier was furious when Jensen admitted it!

Realist. More new releases, and more.

... and her companion in the movie, and fellow Queen B, Tane McClure. They play two strippers. Surprised?

sorry to say that Katie Holmes showed no flesh at all, and sexy Sarah Polly showed only this little bit of cleavage.

This next new release is one of those that make the rounds at the festivals, but don't get much theater play. I think it was introduced at the SXSW festival here in Austin. Typical goofy indy premise. Jewish mobsters in Youngstown, Ohio take a liking to a young "goy" with a mild polite exterior and raging violence beneath the surface. Of course, he's only violent because his dad left his mom and she raises him as if he were still age four. Or something like that. In the end, he (or the spirit of his dad within him) ends up humping his mom. Although she's all for it, and had been prodding him to do it, she hangs herself when she realizes what she's done. Or maybe he hangs her and blames it on the spirit. Who cares? He packs her in a travel case, picks up his girl, slaughters all the mobsters, goes to the bus station and grabs the first Greyhound bus out of Youngstown. He buys three seats - one for him, one for his best girl, and one for his dead mom. I don't really need to review it, do I. I think you can figure from the summary whether you'd like it or not. Here's Deborah Harry -former lead singer for Blondie - she's now 60ish and plump. She plays the mom. Disgustingly enough, she shows off a little bit of see-through action.

Here's the female star, Elina Loewensohn

Here's Anna Thomson. You've seen her in various grade-b projects, like "Blood Run, and "Sue". Quite a good collage from Realist.

Here's Anna Thomson again. She plays a prostitute who fails to arouse our hero. There are also some shots of Youngstown. Can't imagine why anyone would want to leave.

A couple of bonuses from Realist. Underground singer/poet Kembra Pfahler, who performs with The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black.

one more of Pfahler. What can you say? I guess it was Realist's day for weirdness.

SE7EN ....continued.

Wow, submissions from SE7EN two days in a row. Must be something related to the milennium. It's the same movie which featured Zdrok, "The Seven Spiritual Laws of Sex", but this time the babe is Tammy Parks. Just simulated sex scenes, but lots of Tammy exposure.

... more Tammy