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Friday

Realist visits the realm of the senses.
  • Today Realist captures that famous movie about matadors who can't face retirement. Yes, I refer to "Ai! No corrida!", which can be roughly translated from the original Spanish as "Holy shit, there's no bullring"! OK, I'm kidding. The movie is Japanese, not Spanish, and the movie is best known as "In the Realm of the Senses". This movie caused a great stir in the mid 70's when it reached the West. With its arty presentation, flagrant violence and genuine sex scenes, it caused controversy wherever it opened. Too violent for Europe, too lewd for America. Many critics hailed it as a masterpiece. Nah. Wrong. Not a masterpiece, but a movie with a lot of chutzpah and a lot of talent to back it up. I think you'll enjoy the stagy sex scenes, and the music and visuals create a certain unique atmosphere. I guess the real test of genius is that none of the people involved in it ever produced anything great. The director's carer highlight was "Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence", which is a decent movie, but not what you'd expect from the highlight reel. The actors disappeared quietly. Anyway, here's Eiko Matsuda sippin' on the love-Slurpy, close-ups and cum shot and all.
  • Here's a pretty, r-rated presentation
  • This is the famous scene where Fuji places a hard-boiled egg in her privates, and she expels it intact, without using her hands. Too bad Realist wants to be some kind of research geek. Boy has the makings of a good pornographer.
  • Here she gets a little sun to refresh her soul before she cuts off her lover's privates. I'm not kidding. That's really what happens.
  • An obviously real sex scene.
  • It is well known that the Japanese have great respect for the elderly. Here is a demonstration of the excellent treatment received by retirees in that country. Beats the piss out of those golf course communities.
  • just a topless shot
  • this is another famous scene, with the dreaded Japanese wooden dildo. It is generally unreported in the history books that during one decade, Japan lost nearly its entire female population to splinter infections. Possibly the most colorful and beautifully photographed porn scene ever. It took me forever to find Realist's little logo in this puppy.
  • Realist is going to have to stop reading Scream Queens Illustrated and Fangoria. I have no idea who Leslie Culton is. According to IMDb, she is in exactly one movie, "Hookers in a Haunted House". Sounds good, though. She's also listed as the producer. I guess that means she wrote a check for the fifty bucks they probably had as a budget. I regret to say that I have not seen this timeless classic.
  • I do know who Sydney Shannon is. She is in that cinema classic, Live Nude Shakespeare. She's cute. Very wholesome and girl-next-door looking. Maybe the future Linnea?
  • Snowblind
  • SB has been on the DL for a while, but has the ol' PC revved up again. Alicia Silverstone in "Clueless", including a long-ignored upskirt
  • spacey Carol Kane nude in "The Last Detail". I've always liked her, but now I can see why she doesn't get naked in public very often.
  • Jennifer Tilly in "Shadow of the Wolf"
  • Snowblind joins the dark side with DB, Beercaps, and Crow! Wrestling babe Tori in "Smack Down". This is very hot stuff by rasslin standards.
  • There is no dedicated Snowblind site, but his vidcap collages and scans are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "Snowblind" or "SB" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • Movies: two from Tuna
  • Juliette Lewis shows off one of the mini-hooters in Kalifornia
  • Kalifornia, Michelle Forbes, bikini underwear.
  • Malisa Longo in "Emmanuelle, Black and White"
  • Rita Manna in "Emmanuelle, Black and White"
  • FR.
  • Realist and FR doing high-quality explicit scenes on the same day? SE7EN must have been inspirational. This is "Voyeur". The subject is Christina Garavaglia. Here she exposes her privates and examines somebody's happy tool.
  • Here Christina is examined in return
  • Here she wears her special shorts, and auditions for the film version of the Dukes of Hazard.
  • beautiful topless scenes
  • more of her beautifil chest
  • a little bit of the chest, a little bit of the Daisy Duke shorts
  • and now for something completely different ... the mammoth chest of Ramona Drews
  • Wendy Hughes in "An Indecent Obsession".
  • Natasha Henstridge in Species 2, from ABYS
  • Antje Schmidt in another episode of "The Streets of Berlin". (Slartibartfast)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Don't expect caps that look like The Realist's here. Homerbrew is a rookie vidcapper, but this is pretty good for a maiden effort