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  • "Captain Ron"

    Captain Ron (1992) is not a good movie. It is rated 4.5 of 10 at IMDB, and nobody has a good thing to say about it. The story is improbable, and it has a romantic, unbelievable ending. The only problem is, I real enjoy this film. Martin Short and Mary Kay Place and their two kids leave Chicago and go to a remote island called San Pomme de Terre, or Saint Potato, to pick up a sailboat they inherited from Short's eccentric uncle. The idea is to have a family adventure, sail it back to Florida, and sell it for enough money to pay off their second, and their credit card debt. First problem is that the boat is more than a little run down. The real problem, however, comes in the form of Kurt Russel, the one-eyed Captain Ron, whom they hire to teach them sailing and get them to Miami.

    Along the way, they get lost, encounter revolutionaries, get caught in a storm, their daughter gets tattooed, and they are attacked by pirates and end up in Cuba. That is all just good fun. The real problem is that Captain Ron becomes a hero to Short's wife and kids, which is what he had been hoping to do. There are beautiful Caribbean shots and sailing shots, and the transfer is extremely well done. Place shows her breasts shot from above in a scene where she and Short are locked in a flooding shower. The exposure isn't bad at all for a PG-13 film. I enjoyed it, largely because I liked the characters, but as most feel differently, the proper score is C-.

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  • Mary Kay Place (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Movies

    We continue the tribute to the ultimate celebrity nudity movie, Sirens. Today's collages feature the model of models, Elle "the body" Macpherson. Elle chose to gain 20-30 pounds to make her body look earthier, more appropriate for the period. She looked as good as ever.

     

    Other crap

    • this week's releases: screenit.com reports "bare breasts on both alive and dead women" in Feardotcom, "brief male and female (Erin Daniels) frontal nudity" in One Hour Photo.
    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated. Quite a bit this week.
    • Updates: Encyclopedia volumes for Elle Macpherson and Portia de Rossi, new volumes for Barbara Crampton and Anna Friel
    • The Weekly World News, that measured source of rational news analysis, says that international terrorism is being funded by snack food. Some examples:
    • Al Qaeda Bits: Alphabet-shaped cereal that challenges kids to spell out anti-American diatribes.
    • Frosted Amini-Wheats: Cereal named for Uganda’s ex-strongman Idi Amin.
    • Saddam Suckers: Lollipops that outlast just about any other candy

     

     

    Hey, Scoop

    Hey, Uncle Scoopy, love your site! Gotta a question for you:

    Did Barbara Crampton have implants done, or did she use a body double for her movie "Poison"?

    On a related note, besides the movies capped on your site, are there others in which Barbara has appeared nude? I read somewhere that she appeared without clothing in "Robot Wars" and "The Prince of Bel-air" (starring Mark Harmon)... what's your take? Also, do you know what projects Barbara is working on now? I checked out her site at barbaracrampton.net, but it hasn't been updated.

    Thanks, and keep up the good work!

    I don't know about Robot Wars. In The Prince of Bel-Air, she walks down the stairs wearing only panties and stops at the bottom. Her well-lit breasts are in view for about a minute or so. Don't have caps.

    I have to believe that is a body double in Poison. It is obviously filmed to cut off the head when the scene would have been both easier to film and better with a female head in the frame.

    The rest of her career is detailed in the new Crampton volume, added to the Encyclopedia today.
     

     

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    From the movie indie film that no one has ever heard of...."Mascara" (1999).
  • Amanda De Cadenet, topless and rear views
  • Ione Skye, topless only.

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

  • Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    For the most part, "Forbidden" is a pretty typical sexpoltation flick like you can see on cable any night, perhaps a little more explicit than some (at least in the uncut DVD version).

    Plot is pretty standard fare: Guy meets girl on the night of his bachelor party; has a one night stand but never forgets her; three years later she shows up for a vacation weekend as the finance of his best friend.

    Pretty predictable stuff, BUT watch out for the last two minutes. The twisty ending makes this film slightly above average.

    The nudity...breasts everywhere, plus bush and bum sightings in several late night love scenes.

    UC99
    Nicola Tiggeler Topless in scenes from an episode of the German TV series "Happy Holiday".

    Suzanne von Borsody Breasts and bum views from "Liebe und weitere Katastrophen" (1999)

    Natalia Wörner Breasts, rear views and maybe a hint of pubes in scenes from the series "Erotic Tales".

    Jessica Schwarz Topless in a love scene from "Amor - Todesspiel aus Liebe".

    Blackshine
    Another great batch of celebs from the one of the masters of the flatbed scanner.

  • Goldiw Hawn. #1 is a sorta topless silhouette. (1, 2)

  • Jodie Foster

  • Madonna

  • Milla Jovovich, #2 has a great breast peek. (1, 2, 3)

  • Nicole Kidman

  • Pam Anderson

  • Rosanna Arquette, a fun semi-nude pose from during her pregnancy.

  • Variety
    Katie Holmes
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Katie looking amazing on the cover and inside the October '02 issue of Arena magazine". My favorites...links 1, 4 and 5.

    Brandy

    DAI's continued coverage of Thursday's MTV Video Music Awards. Brandy showed some great cleavage!


    Franziska Walser
    (1, 2)

    Topless and full frontal views in "Im Chaos der Gefühle" (2002). 'Caps by PhD.

    Anna Ohura
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    The Asian porn star who according to her website, has "the biggest breasts (in Asian porn), and knows how to use them". Here are a few great scans of those breasts, as well as the other 2 B's. Images by Art5.