Monday

Sunday Night cable

Entourage - no nudity

Hung - In the tradition of Deborah Kara Unger, a crotch shot from Rebecca Creskoff, but no breasts or boobs!

True Blood - there was full frontal male nudity (from a fat guy - be still my heart), and brief toplessness from a female extra. Pics of the female below.

Mailbox

To: Scoop.

Re: Stage nudity

Lea Michele is now in the Fox TV series “Glee”.

She did this topless scene in the Broadway musical “Spring Awakening”:

“Spring Awakening” closed in January 2009 and Michele performed in the show from Nov 2006 – May 2008, so this scene may be a couple of years old. The young man in the scene is Jonathan Groff, who has a part in the Ang Lee film “Taking Woodstock”.

Regards,

 D

Death in Love

2007

Here's another cheery film. This time the source of jubilation is holocaust survivor guilt. The story takes place in 1993 and Jacqueline Bisset stars as an aging Jewish mother who compromised herself during her stay at a WW2 concentration camp, exchanging - well, whatever was necessary - to stay alive. In the present, she torments herself for the guilt she feels about having had a comfortable life while her friends all died around her, all because she was willing to become the concubine of a sadistic Nazi who specialized in experimental surgery. She also torments everyone around her with arrogant rages.

She married a weakling and, as you might expect, raised two sons with serious emotional problems. The older is a misogynist who exploits women in many ways, personal and professional, and whose sex life consists of S&M. The younger son is an introverted pianist who is virtually incapable of human contact, and conducts his own sex life vicariously through his brother.

In some hands this premise might have had the potential to deliver an Oscar-winning drama, or at least that potential might have existed if some of the ideas were not already overworked to the point of being hackneyed. For example, several elements in this film, including some of the mother's secrets portrayed in the 1993 sequences, evoke memories of The Night Porter. In the hands of this auteur, however, the film comes off as not merely a copycat, but as having copied something which was not a very good idea to begin with, thus making the entire project seem like an exploitive exercise in Holocaust Grand Guignol. There are some bloody surgery scenes intercut with sex scenes, and also some rough sex of the non-surgical variety. Making matters worse, the dialogue is artificial, like something out of a 1930's stage play.

After its Sundance debut it just more or less disappeared for 18 months before arriving quietly on home media. That is an indication of its total lack of commercial appeal, and the ultimate statement on it's artistic appeal is that it was poorly received at Sundance in 2008. Think about that - the Sundance crowd turning their manicured thumbs down on a Holocaust movie - and you'll think twice before spending any time on it.

On the other hand, it does allow you to experience all the depression and despair and pretentiousness of an "art" film with none of that actual pesky art or originality to get in the way.

If that's your bag, man.

NUDITY

various - You probably don't want to see this. There are some breasts, but they are from unknowns, and the clip has everything possible to make your erection disappear. Pretentious narration, holocaust cruelty, graphic surgery, old people. OK, maybe not EVERYTHING. There's no Rosie O'Donnell.

Vanessa Kai - This isn't much better. Vanessa is into pain, so her man has to kick her around a bit to get her off.

Morena Baccarin - this is the closest the film comes to anything sexy. It is spoiled by some contrived and malicious theatrical dialogue, but at least all the malice is confined to words this time and nobody spills any blood. Morena is attractive, and is the official go-to chick for Sci-fi. She was in Serenity and Stargate, and is slated to appear in the new V series.

Various other imagers have done samples of this scene:

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Storytelling

2001

Selma Blair film clips

Raw frame grabs below

Aleksa Palledrino film clips

Raw frame grabs below

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Werewolf in a Women's Prison

2006

Today we look at a flick that did not win any Academy Awards. It did however have some "Babe in Bondage" scenes. Victoria De Mare is tied down topless and has her body inspected by a female guard. Caps and 2 clips.

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Then Victoria is chained up topless outside in the sun together with an equally topless Eva Derrek. They have no water so they lick the sweat off each others bodies. Caps and a clip.



Part 2 tomorrow.



TV Land

Over in TV Land Ashley Tisdale visits Jimmy Fallon on "Late Night" and puts on a leg & thigh show for everybody. Caps and a HD clip.

 

 

"Diamonds"

 (2008 TV miniseries)

International miniseries about blood diamonds.

obligatory Canadian stripper: topless

Mary-Ann Barlow: in form fitting dress. Look mom, no underwear lines!

Louise Rose: brassiere a cup size too small

Nina Van Rensberg: sexy but dead

Joanne Kelly: sexy only


"Almost Audrey"

(2009 TV pilot)

Unsold television pilot dumped on the Canadian Comedy Network last week.

Laurie Elliott: fellating beer bottle

Inessa Frantowski: very tight jeans


The Last House on the Left

(2009)

This movie has been very toned from the original 1972 Wes Craven version where the two kidnapped women are stripped completely naked and forced to have lesbian sex with each other before getting raped. Martha MacIsaac is only stripped to her brassiere before being stabbed to death.


Just Buried

(2007)

Reagan Pasternak plays an Anna Nicole Smith type gold digger but is only shown in her brassiere.


Polytechnique

(2009)

No nudity from this controversial Quebec movie but Karine Vanasse is shown shaving her legs and getting into some pantyhose.


Good news



"Paradise Falls" season 3 begins this Wednesday on Showcase 9pm EST. Most of the original cast returns with the
notable exception of Cherilee Taylor.

Scoop's note: in case you had forgotten, season 1 was in 2001, and season 2 in 2004!

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Anna Paquin in True Blood, two weeks ago

Jane Adams in last week's Hung

Lauren Weedman in last week's Hung

Film Clips