Meet the Spartans

2008, 1080hd

Brainscan's comments:

Meet the Spartans pretty much killed off the whole genre of parodies that began in 1980 with Airplane!  Not that it was a healthy genre with a huge fan base - on its last legs, it was - but Spartans slit its throat, buried it, dug up its corpse and dragged it behind a chariot for a few dozen trips around the city walls. 

The movie did have Carmen Electra, looking just a bit long in the tooth and kind of, sort of revealing a body part or two.  There is perhaps some unintended exposure in the first collage and a large slice of pizza with a couple of slices of tomatoes hiding things in the second. 

The reason I grabbed this bad boy in BluRay form was the scene captured in the third collage.  Thought Ms. Electra might have given up the goodies in a massage scene.... but no.  She is wearing modesty patches over the nips.  Why?  Just why?  Gal has appeared nekkid in magazines and in Las Vegas reviews, but put her in front of a movie camera and she turns into whatever is the opposite of Kim Kardashian (a cloistered nun in the center of a minefield on a deserted island surrounded by sharks).

Carmen Electra film clip