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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Lifeforce
(1985)
A joint US/British space mission has been sent to explore Haley's
comet. They discover an alien space craft hidden in the head of the comet. When
they board the space craft, they find three plastic coffins, one with a
beautiful naked female and the other two with naked men. So, naturally, they
take them on board their spaceship, and start back to earth. The spaceship
arrives on earth with the entire crew dead or missing. The three space mummies
are put in medical isolation, and that's when they come to life, escape, and
decide to eat all the "lifeforce" in London. I know hospital food is bad, but
that is rather an extreme reaction in my opinion. The mechanism of lifeforce
transfer generally involves an infected person kissing a non-infected person,
establishing an electrical connection from the victims fillings to theirs, and
then channeling their lifeforce through the female vampire's body up to the
spaceship, which collects the lifeforce to replenish the space vampire food
supply.
Yes, this film is every bit as bad as it sounds. The plot is chuck full of
contradictions. For instance, the female vampire tells the hero at one point
that she created her body from his mental image of the perfect woman, so she
would appeal to him. Later, we learn that he is one of the space vampires, and
always has been.
As near as I can tell, Lifeforce was a big budget attempt to make a space
vampire horror masterpiece. The makers had exactly one good idea. The head space
vampire would be Mathilda May, and she would be naked 100% of the time she was
on camera. Apart from that, they managed to create a B-movie stinker from a
large budget and a good cast.
Mathilda May
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Notes and collages
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This section will present film clips to accompany
Charlie's collages (which are found in his own site).
Today: two major stars who have been long established
and are still getting naked after decades of nudity.
Today's first star is
Juliette Binoche. You all know who she is, I suppose. The
film is Breaking and Entering,
which was made in 2006. She did her first nudity in
1985 at age 21.
Emmanuelle Beart has also been known internationally
for decades, since her naked dance in Manon of the Spring in 1986. She probably
set the all-time record for most nudity in one film when she did La Belle
Noiseuse in 1991. It's a 4-hour movie, and she is completely naked for about two
of those hours, which is longer than most films are in total! Even with that
nudity, you will be challenged to stay awake for the duration of that movie.
Here's some Beart trivia, per IMDb: "In 2003, Béart,
aged 40, appeared nude on the front cover of French magazine Elle and as of
2007, it is still the magazine's biggest-selling issue ever."
In other words, the woman has been known to remove her
clothes, starting in 1983. For that matter, she still does nude scenes and still looks great.
Beart
is seen today in Les Temoins (aka the Witnesses, 2007), at age
44, still looking about the same as she did back in her Manon days except for a
newly inflated chest.
Trivia: when I started to do this page, Beart was
younger than Binoche. She is now older. Over the years, Beart's birthdate has
been set back two years at IMDb, from 1965 to 1963, while Binoche has stayed
firmly anchored in 1964.
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Pics
A couple of babes from Hatchetman:
Mia Zottoli
and Fonta Sawyer
Molly Shea in an episode of Sunset Tan
Film clips
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Barbara Alyn
Woods kinda sorta topless in One Tree Hill, s6, e1
Three matches from the notorious Naked Women's Wrestling League.
When this started, it was known as Carmen Electra's NWWL, but the
former Mrs. Rodman eventually ended up at odds with the management
of this promotion and, as I recall, was even in court with them over
royalties or something. Carmen has left the group, but they continue
to tour North America. Jimmy "The Mouth of the South" Hart has been
featured in their storylines, and you'll see him in some of the
action below.
By the way, it's not a rip-off as far as the nudity goes. They
wrestle stark naked except for footwear.
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| Kelly Monaco
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| Jana Pallaske in
Maerzmelodie (2008, sample right) |
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