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VIDEOS:
- Three vids from Season One of Entourage (all zipped
.avis):
- The gorgeous Charlotte Ayanna
from
Episode 4. I've never understood why Ayanna has no
career. She is approximately as beautiful as Alba, is
willing to get naked, and is probably a better actress than
Alba, although that isn't really a very high hurdle to
clear.
- Julian Wells,
Episode 7
- Suzy McCoppin,
Episode 8
- Roxana Zal in Red Line. (Movie
House Review.) Red Line is a bad, bad movie, but Roxana
is lovely! (Zipped
.avi)
- Claire Danes in Stage
Beauty. (Movie
House Review.) A pretty good costumer for the crowd that
liked Shakespeare in Love (which includes me.) These
high-def videos (two
.avis in one .zip file) were so nice that I re-did my
collages from this film. (See below.)
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OTHER CRAP:
Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Story of a Cloistered Nun (1973)
Storia di una monaca di clausura, is an Italian nunsploitation film, but one
made before the genre rules were established. It purports to tell a true story
and offers higher production values and far less sleaze then subsequent genre
efforts. All of the sex is implied, and a topless whipping scene is not very
explicit.
Nunsploitation plays into a very popular Italian male fantasy, but the nuns
here look nothing like the ones that taught me. The star is Eleonora Giorgi in
her first feature role, and she could not possibly look any better. In one of
the special features, she mentioned that Fellini had tried to cast her twice in
her youth because of her beauty. The character she plays is betrothed as a baby.
When she grows up, she wants a different man. In retaliation, and to save face,
her parents place her into a convent. There, after her mandatory first month of
hazing, she encounters a lesbian hotbed. The mother superior and another nun
both want her, but all she wants is her boyfriend. The other nun, in hopes of
winning her affection, arranges for her to see her boyfriend. When that doesn't
turn out the way she expected, things go from bad to worse.
C-.
While there isn't enough plot to suit me, Giorgi alone is attractive enough
to make this worth the watch. The transfer is outstanding, and there is a choice
of Italian with English subtitles, or a top notch English dub.
IMDb readers say 5.8.
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Kaela Dobkin from Kicking and
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I really don't know what we're looking at in these pics of
Lindsay Lohan at the Venice Film Festival, but whatever it is, the
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I guess Kate Moss is back to
nude modeling, and is just as scary/sexy as ever. |
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Misty Mundae's latest is called
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Pat's comments in yellow...
Today, the first photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' five-month-old
daughter Suri will appear in Vanity Fair, but despite intense security, they're
already out. The magazine allowed CBS News to show them on new anchor Katie
Couric's debut show Tuesday, and bloggers nabbed the images off the screen and
soon had them all over the Internet. Suri looks like any normal baby ...
* She has dark hair and is very small and likes to throw
tantrums ... No,
wait: that's Tom.
A poll by KRC Research and Goodyear found that 25 percent of Russians have had
sex while driving. Also, 30 percent have driven drunk, and 30 percent drive on
the center median to pass. And Russians speed, drive without seat belts,
use cell phones, run red lights, drive drunk and have sex
while driving much more often than any other drivers in Europe.
* 30 percent of Russians admit to driving drunk, and the
other 70 percent
can't remember doing it because they were too drunk at the time.
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman proposed turning the city's historic old federal
courthouse into a mob museum. Goodman, a former lawyer who
defended top mobsters nationwide, such as Chicago's Tony "The Ant" Spilotro,
said the museum would pay tribute to the city's founders. He said, "The mob
founded us, and I never apologized for them because I represented them and they
made me a rich man."
* They made a LOT of politicians rich men...A lot of
judges, too.
* The problem with visiting the Mob Museum is that every time you'd try to
leave, they'd keep pullin' you back in.
The editors of the Guinness Book of World Records rejected a claim by Khagendra
Thapa Magar of Nepal for the title of world's shortest person. Magar is only 20
inches tall and weighs 10 pounds, but he's too young to qualify. He's 14, and
the editors say he has to wait until he's 18 before he can be considered for the
world's shortest person record.
* So at least there's one thing Tom Cruise won't be
losing for awhile.
* In the meantime, they advised him to take up smoking to stunt his growth.
* If he grows at all, he can apply again when he's 70 and starts to shrink.
Daniel Edwards, the controversial artist who made the sculptures of Suri
Cruise's poop and a naked Britney Spears giving birth, is now working on an
explicit statue of Brat Pitt having sex with both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer
Aniston. The London Daily Star quotes a source as saying that both Jolie and
Aniston are horrified and will go to any lengths to stop it from being
exhibited, even teaming up legally, but Brad doesn't seem to be bothered by
being portrayed in a threesome.
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