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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Capriccio (Love and Passion)
(1987)
Capriccio is an erotic tale from the notorious butt-worshipper Tinto Brass.
A married couple (Nicola Warren and Andy J. Forrest) returns to Italy
shortly after WW II. He is researching a project for UNESCO, but both
are looking forward to picking up where they left off during the war with their
Italian lovers, Luigi Laezza and Francesca Dellera. He has little
trouble climbing back into bed with Rosa (Dellera), but she has more
trouble finding Ciro (Laezza). Both end up realizing that things that
happened in Italy were better left in Italy.
Along the way, Tinto uses every opportunity to show loving looks at
generous backsides, and manages full frontal from both Nicola Warren
and Francesca Dellera. Some of the sex is steaming
hot, and the relationships seem believable, so this is one of Tinto's
better efforts, and a solid example of Eurotica.
IMDb readers say 4.7
Grade
for the film: C
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Cheerleader Massacre
Another really bad horror movie. At least they put in the usual shower scenes.
April Flowers shows of her tiny tater tots.
 
More boobs in the shower from Charity Rahmer.
More shower action from Tamie Sheffield as she displays the Robo-Hooters.
Rikki Ray flashes her itty bitty tits in a tent.
Julie K. Smith, Regina Russell & Dana Pine in the tub, in a scene from
the special features which has nothing to do with the movie. Only for fans of
chocolate syrup on the boobs.
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Notes and collages
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The Last Time
Ted (Michael Keaton), the top seller at a high-tech company, islonely, angry, and mean and he treats everyone in his office like shit, including his boss, John (Daniel Stern). Ted is openly pissed off when he's directed to help orient the new guy, Jamie (Brendan Fraser). One of the best parts of the movie comes when Jamie introduces Ted to his gorgeous fiancée, Belisa (Amber Valletta), after
which Ted gives a lecture about love to Jamie, telling him it will take him nowhere.
But soon enough Ted takes an interest in Belisa himself, and his feelings only strengthen when he discovers that Belisa and Jamie aren't entirely happy together. So after going with Jamie to a strip club and taking him home wasted he
has sex with Belisa in the same bed where Jaime is sleeping. Here starts a love story between Ted and Belisa.
Or so we are led to believe.
But the movie is not what it seems and neither are the characters. I won't say much because I don't want to ruin the movie to anyone who wants to watch it.
- Amber is beautiful and shows her breasts, as do a couple of unknown strippers
- Also Playboy model Breann McGregor shows the goods but in a deleted scene.
(Thank God for DVD!)
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Love Scenes
80's sexploitation, anyone? Tiffany Bolling, a well-known B-movie queen
of the 70's and 80's, who also appeared in the Bunny rag in 1972, stars as
.... an actress in a sexy movie, what else, in this 1984 drama, one of her
last films.
Fresh off a successful movie, a director, Peter, is convinced by his
agent to do a movie that is loaded with sex scenes. To ensure the success
of the movie, the agent also convinces the guy to draft his very
successful actress wife, Val, as the star. Peter and Val love one another
very much, and their marriage is solid, but Val is hiding a secret.
When filming starts, during an early sex scene, things get out of hand,
and Val winds up actually having sex with the obnoxious leading man. Peter
takes a professional attitude about it, realizing it was an accident and
Val simply got caught up in the moment. Unfortunately, Peter's attitude
changes when he begins to suspect Val is now having an affair with the
leading man, and Val threatens to leave the production.
Lame B-movie all the way, but plenty of nudity, and interesting for
Tiffany's performance and for a brief one-scene performance by Monique
Gabrielle.
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Tiffany Bolling |
Monique Gabrielle |
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Melanie Lynsky (l) and Anne Dudek (r)
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Park is sort of a clone of Crash. It all takes place in one day at a
public park in Los Angeles, as "11 disaffected Angelenos find both love
and loss in unexpected ways."
Yawn.
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One red-hot sex scene with Heather Graham in
Two Girls and a Guy.
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Three short film clips from from the first episode of Tell Me You Love Me
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Lots of quality film clips from season one of Rome (various episodes)
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Meagan Good in a black dress which exposes her assets in the glare of
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
According to columnist Joseph Farah, Sen. Larry Craig's lawyers pointed out
to him that the Constitution clearly states that Senators who are traveling to
the Capitol to vote, as he was that day, are immune from arrest for anything
other than treason, felony or breach of the peace. That means his misdemeanor
arrest in that airport bathroom was unconstitutional and invalid.
* So he's saved by the bedrock foundation of the American
legal system: That laws don't apply to politicians.
Poor Brad Pitt fears he's losing his looks. Pitt, 43, told Details magazine
that "one thing sucks" about passing 40: "Your face kind of
goes. Your body's not quite working the same," and he's "watching things fall
apart." He said he doesn't mind because he's "earned it," but the National
Enquirer tabloid claims he secretly met with a top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon
to learn about eye lifts to remove wrinkles. If true, that might not sit well
with Angelina Jolie, who opposes plastic surgery and says wrinkles reflect life
in a person's face. That's ironic, since surgeons say Jolie's features are the
ones patients most often request.
* This means that someday, every woman will look like
Angelina Jolie, except Angelina Jolie.
The Ottawa Citizen reports that a city-sponsored Michael Bolton concert was
canceled due to lack of ticket sales, and the city had to pay off Bolton's
contract guarantee. The taxpayers ended up paying Michael Bolton $62,800 (US)
not to sing.
* Still, a bargain at any price.
* For once, nobody is complaining that their tax dollars were wasted.
"Naked Chef" Jamie Oliver reacted to news that his new healthy menus in British
schools have driven 400,000 students to eat off-campus by endorsing a plan to
lock the school gates during lunch so they have to eat in the cafeteria.
* What a great way to combat childhood obesity: only
give them food they won't eat.
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