Tuesday

Tuesday's Images and Links.
Miscellaneous
  • I can't remember if I ever ran this before. Virginia Madsen in "Creator", nice quality 'caps by R?ddler. If I have, then "never mind".
  • One more from The R?ddler. Claudia Christian in "Mad About You"
  • Madonna is coming closer, ever closer, to her old self. look here as she pulls those pants down almost far enough ....... She needs to start getting naked again because she has a chance to get into the Guinness Book for the "largest number ever used in non-scientific discussions". The current leaders 4) number of times Madonna has been seen naked 3)number of times Mark McGwire has been mentioned this year 2) size of Italian GDP in lire 1) number of times TBS has run "Beastmaster".
  • Madonna hasn't actually taken off the top yet in her post-baby stage, but she's on the verge there, too. Already a couple of sheer tops and now this t-shirt in her latest video.
  • On the Madonna theme, I know you've been waiting for this. Madonna crony Rosie O'Donnell pulls down her blouse to show us the rose tattoo on her bosom. Man, Scoopy Jr was complaining about Madonna making a career out of no discernible talent. Compared to Rosie, Madonna seems like a combination of Helen Hayes, Streisand and Sir Isaac Newton.
  • There's no nudity in this picture, but some seriously high camp. Joan Collins in "Land of the Pharaohs"
  • Anja Kruse in "Black Desire: Thelma". From Charlie
  • Mireille Perrier in "Toto the Hero". From Charlie.
  • from Scanman: Krista Allen as "Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
  • from Scanman: Krista Allen as "Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
  • from Scanman: Krista Allen as "Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
  • from Scanman: Alexandra Winisky in "L'Angle Noir".
  • From Redwing. Scene I've never seen before. Faye Dunaway in "Barfly".
  • From Redwing. Mimi Rogers in "Killer"
  • From The Anonymous Guy. Athena Massey in "Star Portal".
  • From Don Juan. Maura Tierney in "Dead Women in Lingerie"
  • From the Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes. Ann Michelle in "Virgin Witch"
  • Nia Peeples in "Poodle Springs". From Zononon Zor
  • Crow
  • Crow's been busy with some new stuff. Up first: oft-naked Helena Bonham Carter in "The Wings of the Dove"
  • Helena Bonham Carter again.
  • One more of Helena.
  • Melora Walters in "Los Locos". This material is new to me, and very sexy.
  • One more of Melora Walters
  • Lara Flynn Boyle in "Afterglow"
  • one more of Lara Flynn Boyle
  • Monday's Images and Links.
    RDO
  • RDO has been in a scanning frenzy again. We're starting off with a virtually unknown movie called "Breeders". RDO got interested in it because it features tons of nude scenes with Frances Raines. She is the sort-of niece of Claude Raines, as in "Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship". Before his role in Casablanca, Raines played in many horror-genre films like The Invisible Man and Phantom of the Opera, so I guess it's only fitting that Frances follow in this path. Here she starts off in a bikini, and strips
  • Frances Raines. Claude Raines is not really her blood uncle. He is the brother of her stepfather, not her biological father. Not that that really matters.
  • More naked calisthenics
  • More naked calisthentics
  • She notices a surprise intruder watching her naked calisthenics
  • surprise intruder rapes her ... we'll skip that. I haven't seen this, but the title indicates she will be used to breed a new race of beings fathered by Aliens. Here's a close up of her lying down,
  • now she rises from her bed in the control of some alien mind-meld thingy, and starts to mosey down a public corridor in the buff.
  • she makes it outside, and starts hanging out in wierd ritual with other possessed chicks who apparently are fishing for Smallmouth Bass
  • thankfully, she didn't have to walk far to make it to the rituals ... apparently the aliens have "convenience rituals", one on every corner, instead of 7-Elevens. Good thing the ritual wasn't in Finland or someplace ... she's have had a heck of a time getting there buck naked, and it would have turned out to be too cold for naked rituals, except in a sauna.
  • Also naked in this movie, Natalie O'Connor
  • Also naked in this movie, Adriane Lee
  • Adriane Lee at ritual time
  • Also naked in this movie, Lee Ann Baker. Let's see, she goes to the laundromat and washes all her clothes, including the ones she is wearing
  • During the rinse cycle, she slips out for some rituals.
  • she gets kind of sticky during the rituals, probably either from Alien Sperm or Bass Gills.
  • so she slips into the shower for a quick clean up before heading back to the laundromat for her clean clothes. I'm sure you know I'm making all this up, but it probably isn't far from the truth. Most highly intelligent alien civilizations come to earth mainly for the top-notch bass fishing and the Jerry Springer show. Highly intelligent alien travel agents also market the fact that earth chicks do naked calisthenics and laundry. Less well known is that the #1 favorite earth singer among highly intelligent alien civilizations is Slim Whitman, and earth is the only place where his records are easly available.
  • NEXT .... RDO also spent a little time on something called "The Boss' Wife", which seems to be a movie made just to get Arielle Dombasle topless. Which is not such a bad reason to make a movie. I think this is the best frame of her lovely face and chest.
  • Arielle Dombasle. I think this is the best one of her remaining body. I don't think she ever removed her panties in this flick
  • or maybe this sequence, in which she is facing the camera clad only in panties. Kinda thin, but a great looking woman.
  • more Arielle Dombasle topless. She is seen here with that human Love Machine, Daniel Stern. I guess they hired Stern because that Screech guy was too young at the time.
  • more Arielle Dombasle topless.
  • more Arielle Dombasle topless.
  • more Arielle Dombasle topless.
  • Bits and Pieces
  • Here's a nice upgrade of the Gretchen Mol VF cover
  • Not much nudity here, but a creative montage of Cachou (god bless you!) from a fella appropriately called MontageArt.
  • Riddler's caps of Lauren Holly in "Dragon". There may be a nipple visible, or it may be a shadow.
  • Sunday's Images and Links.
    Lots of goodies
  • Any one of these first half dozen items could have been the lead story on an average day. Cripe, I hope they're all real (I can be fooled as easily as any of you). How about this JenzScan of Courteney Cox in a sheer top? She's done ever-so-brief-and-distant film scenes, but I sure can't remember ever getting a such a good look at her small but delectable chest before.
  • Here's Foxy Brown in that see-through dress at the Soul Train Awards. From BeerCaps.
  • And here's the first good look I've seen of Alison Eastwood, ole Dirty Harriet herself, showing a full side view of one of her breasts.
  • You thought Scoopy Jr and Helcrom have seen some bad movies? The Fonz makes these guys seem like Pauline Friggin' Kael. Here's Lauren Hays in "Buck Naked Golf", which was mysteriously snubbed at the Oscars.
  • And here's Fonzie's cap of Tamara Landry in "Buck Naked Buns and Guns". I don't think this one picked up a Palme d'Or at Cannes either, or even any Pomme Frites. Both films, however, were honored at the Sundance Festival.
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  • The top three signs they were not actually in the Sundance festival: 1) some people have actually seen these movies 2)you can type the names of the stars with an English keyboard 3) they're not in Czech.
  • This Fonzie guy is gonna fit right in here. My number one reason? Six words: Jasae in "Bad Girls From Mars". I wondered where all the Bad Girls have gone. "Gone with soldiers, everyone, when will they ever learn?"
  • We've seen these before, and there's really nothing to see, but here is another look at Fiona Apple in "Criminals". From Crow.
  • We seem to have moseyed into the vidcap portion of our show. Here are three versions of Gina Gershon in "This World, then The Fireworks". Here's BeerCaps' version.
  • and here's Crow's version
  • and here's RJL's version
  • RDO sent in two of Barbara Hershey in "The Entity". I have to say that these simply don't look like Hershey. I have never seen these listed as a body double (albeit the breasts were prosthetic in some frames for special effects ... in this sequence you can clearly see prosthetics in the top left image), but she's one of my favorite actresses and she has a very distinctive jawline, and this just doesn't look like her. One other viewer wrote in to say she talked about this scene and it is a body double. Anyway ... if it is she, enjoy a look up her cavern, because they may be stunt tits, but that's no stunt crotch.
  • Same movie, close-ups. Maybe. I think these are the real ones, but I'm not really sure if she did any of these scenes, or none at all. (If you've never seen the film, her breasts are fondled by an invisible presence, requiring Fx). At least this one does appear to have her own face attached. Maybe.
  • "The Hour of the Pig" is one of those movies (ala "Name of the Rose") which tries to capture the essence of the human condition by stripping away the veneer of modern society and showing that earlier times were about the same, only less technological. A lawyer weary of Parisian society wanders into the simple rural life where he is expected to defend a gypsy's pig in a murder trial. He finds that the rural socity he had idealized is as corrupt as the urban one he left behind, and he becomes even more cynical. I believe this is a mandatory element of all French cinema, where the characters always become more cynical as the movie progresses. I'm rambling. More to the point, here are Lysette Anthony's full frontal scenes, as captured by Pal.
  • Pal's collage of Sophia Dix in the same movie. She also did a full frontal scene, and went one better with a sex scene as well.
  • Saturday's Images and Links.
  • I guess if you like bad movies, like Scoopy Jr, you may also like bad TV. It doesn't get much worse than "The Abominable Showman", a strange thing that aired 1988-1990. Here's a site which summarizes everything possible about the show.
  • Shannon Whirry
  • Another Fun House staple, the busty, b-movie, bimbo extraordinaire. Thanks to R?ddler for all four of these super sized vidcap collages.
  • Shannon Whirry from "Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #2.
  • Shannon Whirry from "Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #3.
  • Shannon Whirry from "Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #4.
  • Fun House Variety
  • Next up at bat, from Attitude, here is Loryn Locklin from the movie "Fortress". You may have recognized this sexy blonde from about a dozen commercials promoing stuff from mini-vans and cleaning products. Or maybe from the Jim Belushi-Charles Grodin buddy movie, "Taking Care of Business". Either way, see her now with acting machine, Christopher Lambert. Unfortunately, for a rated R movie, "Fortress" had one of the most PG rated loves scenes ever filmed. Seriously, Lambert showed more skin.
  • Here's a cute Brit actress, Naomi Watts. Vidcaps from "Gross Misconduct".
  • From CHUD, Pam Anderson, Naked from "Raw Justice". A real stretch for Pam in that one. She had to play a hooker. I think this could be a definite contender for the "Most Unusual Cast" Award. Maybe not the worst, but certainly odd. This winner stars David Keith, Robert Hays, Charles Napier, Leo Rossi, and Stacy Keach! Woo-Hoo! Now that's Entertainment!
  • From Hugo, great vidcaps of Sarita Choudhury from "Kama Sutra"
  • These next couple are kinda cool. They're vidcaps alright, but from CD ROM Games! From Taryn, here's Kari Whitman from the interactive game "Voyeur II".
  • More of the former bunny babe from "Voyeur II".
  • Another one of Kari from "Voyeur II". On a side note, like most of our favorite b-movie celebs, Kari has also stared in a women-in-prison flick..."Chained Heat II".
  • Another Attitude scan from a game, this time it's Monique Parent from "Phantasmagoria 2:Puzzle of Flesh".
  • Belinda Charlton
  • Belinda Charlton? A page three chick.
  • Belinda Charlton #2.
  • Belinda Charlton #3.
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  • Belinda Charlton #6.
  • Belinda Charlton #7.
  • Belinda Charlton #8.
  • Belinda Charlton #9.
  • Belinda Charlton #10. I think this last one has to be the best. I love the little note she wrote as part of the autograph!