Tuesday's
Images and Links. |
Miscellaneous |
I can't remember if I ever ran
this before. Virginia Madsen in
"Creator", nice quality 'caps by
R?ddler. If I have, then "never mind".
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One more from The R?ddler.
Claudia Christian in "Mad About You"
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Madonna is coming closer, ever
closer, to her old self. look here as she pulls
those pants down almost far enough ....... She
needs to start getting naked again because she
has a chance to get into the Guinness Book for
the "largest number ever used in
non-scientific discussions". The current
leaders 4) number of times Madonna has been seen
naked 3)number of times Mark McGwire has been
mentioned this year 2) size of Italian GDP in
lire 1) number of times TBS has run
"Beastmaster".
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Madonna hasn't actually taken
off the top yet in her post-baby stage, but she's
on the verge there, too. Already a couple of
sheer tops and now this t-shirt in her latest
video.
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On the Madonna theme, I know
you've been waiting for this. Madonna crony Rosie
O'Donnell pulls down her blouse to show us the
rose tattoo on her bosom. Man, Scoopy Jr was
complaining about Madonna making a career out of
no discernible talent. Compared to Rosie, Madonna
seems like a combination of Helen Hayes,
Streisand and Sir Isaac Newton.
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There's no nudity in this
picture, but some seriously high camp. Joan
Collins in "Land of the Pharaohs"
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Anja Kruse in "Black
Desire: Thelma". From Charlie
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Mireille Perrier in "Toto
the Hero". From Charlie.
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from Scanman: Krista Allen as
"Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
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from Scanman: Krista Allen as
"Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
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from Scanman: Krista Allen as
"Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy".
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from Scanman: Alexandra
Winisky in "L'Angle Noir".
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From Redwing. Scene I've never
seen before. Faye Dunaway in "Barfly".
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From Redwing. Mimi Rogers in
"Killer"
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From The Anonymous Guy. Athena
Massey in "Star Portal".
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From Don Juan. Maura Tierney
in "Dead Women in Lingerie"
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From the Encyclopedia of
Lesbian Movie Scenes. Ann Michelle in
"Virgin Witch"
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Nia Peeples in "Poodle
Springs". From Zononon Zor
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Crow |
Crow's been busy with some new
stuff. Up first: oft-naked Helena Bonham Carter
in "The Wings of the Dove"
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Helena Bonham Carter again.
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One more of Helena.
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Melora Walters in "Los
Locos". This material is new to me, and very
sexy.
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One more of Melora Walters
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Lara Flynn Boyle in
"Afterglow"
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one more of Lara Flynn Boyle
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Monday's
Images and Links. |
RDO |
RDO has been in a scanning
frenzy again. We're starting off with a virtually
unknown movie called "Breeders". RDO
got interested in it because it features tons of
nude scenes with Frances Raines. She is the
sort-of niece of Claude Raines, as in
"Louis, this could be the start of a
beautiful friendship". Before his role in
Casablanca, Raines played in many horror-genre
films like The Invisible Man and Phantom of the
Opera, so I guess it's only fitting that Frances
follow in this path. Here she starts off in a
bikini, and strips
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Frances Raines. Claude Raines
is not really her blood uncle. He is the brother
of her stepfather, not her biological father. Not
that that really matters.
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More naked calisthenics
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More naked calisthentics
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She notices a surprise
intruder watching her naked calisthenics
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surprise intruder rapes her
... we'll skip that. I haven't seen this, but the
title indicates she will be used to breed a new
race of beings fathered by Aliens. Here's a close
up of her lying down,
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now she rises from her bed in
the control of some alien mind-meld thingy, and
starts to mosey down a public corridor in the
buff.
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she makes it outside, and
starts hanging out in wierd ritual with other
possessed chicks who apparently are fishing for
Smallmouth Bass
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thankfully, she didn't have to
walk far to make it to the rituals ... apparently
the aliens have "convenience rituals",
one on every corner, instead of 7-Elevens. Good
thing the ritual wasn't in Finland or someplace
... she's have had a heck of a time getting there
buck naked, and it would have turned out to be
too cold for naked rituals, except in a sauna.
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Also naked in this movie,
Natalie O'Connor
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Also naked in this movie,
Adriane Lee
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Adriane Lee at ritual time
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Also naked in this movie, Lee
Ann Baker. Let's see, she goes to the laundromat
and washes all her clothes, including the ones
she is wearing
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During the rinse cycle, she
slips out for some rituals.
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she gets kind of sticky during
the rituals, probably either from Alien Sperm or
Bass Gills.
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so she slips into the shower
for a quick clean up before heading back to the
laundromat for her clean clothes. I'm sure you
know I'm making all this up, but it probably
isn't far from the truth. Most highly intelligent
alien civilizations come to earth mainly for the
top-notch bass fishing and the Jerry Springer
show. Highly intelligent alien travel agents also
market the fact that earth chicks do naked
calisthenics and laundry. Less well known is that
the #1 favorite earth singer among highly
intelligent alien civilizations is Slim Whitman,
and earth is the only place where his records are
easly available.
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NEXT .... RDO also spent a
little time on something called "The Boss'
Wife", which seems to be a movie made just
to get Arielle Dombasle topless. Which is not
such a bad reason to make a movie. I think this
is the best frame of her lovely face and chest.
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Arielle Dombasle. I think this
is the best one of her remaining body. I don't
think she ever removed her panties in this flick
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or maybe this sequence, in
which she is facing the camera clad only in
panties. Kinda thin, but a great looking woman.
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more Arielle Dombasle topless.
She is seen here with that human Love Machine,
Daniel Stern. I guess they hired Stern because
that Screech guy was too young at the time.
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more Arielle Dombasle topless.
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more Arielle Dombasle topless.
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more Arielle Dombasle topless.
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Bits and Pieces |
Here's a nice upgrade of the
Gretchen Mol VF cover
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Not much nudity here, but a
creative montage of Cachou (god bless you!) from
a fella appropriately called MontageArt.
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Riddler's caps of Lauren Holly
in "Dragon". There may be a nipple
visible, or it may be a shadow.
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Sunday's
Images and Links. |
Lots of goodies |
Any one of these first half
dozen items could have been the lead story on an
average day. Cripe, I hope they're all real (I
can be fooled as easily as any of you). How about
this JenzScan of Courteney Cox in a sheer top?
She's done ever-so-brief-and-distant film scenes,
but I sure can't remember ever getting a such a
good look at her small but delectable chest
before.
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Here's Foxy Brown in that
see-through dress at the Soul Train Awards. From
BeerCaps.
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And here's the first good look
I've seen of Alison Eastwood, ole Dirty Harriet
herself, showing a full side view of one of her
breasts.
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You thought Scoopy Jr and
Helcrom have seen some bad movies? The Fonz makes
these guys seem like Pauline Friggin' Kael.
Here's Lauren Hays in "Buck Naked
Golf", which was mysteriously snubbed at the
Oscars.
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And here's Fonzie's cap of
Tamara Landry in "Buck Naked Buns and
Guns". I don't think this one picked up a
Palme d'Or at Cannes either, or even any Pomme
Frites. Both films, however, were honored at the
Sundance Festival.
The top three signs they
were not actually in the Sundance festival: 1)
some people have actually seen these movies 2)you
can type the names of the stars with an English
keyboard 3) they're not in Czech.
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This Fonzie guy is gonna fit
right in here. My number one reason? Six words:
Jasae in "Bad Girls From Mars". I
wondered where all the Bad Girls have gone.
"Gone with soldiers, everyone, when will
they ever learn?"
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We've seen these before, and
there's really nothing to see, but here is
another look at Fiona Apple in
"Criminals". From Crow.
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We seem to have moseyed into
the vidcap portion of our show. Here are three
versions of Gina Gershon in "This World,
then The Fireworks". Here's BeerCaps'
version.
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and here's Crow's version
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and here's RJL's version
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RDO sent in two of Barbara
Hershey in "The Entity". I have to say
that these simply don't look like Hershey. I have
never seen these listed as a body double (albeit
the breasts were prosthetic in some frames for
special effects ... in this sequence you can
clearly see prosthetics in the top left image),
but she's one of my favorite actresses and she
has a very distinctive jawline, and this just
doesn't look like her. One other viewer wrote in
to say she talked about this scene and it is a
body double. Anyway ... if it is she, enjoy a
look up her cavern, because they may be stunt
tits, but that's no stunt crotch.
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Same movie, close-ups. Maybe.
I think these are the real ones, but I'm not
really sure if she did any of these scenes, or
none at all. (If you've never seen the film, her
breasts are fondled by an invisible presence,
requiring Fx). At least this one does appear to
have her own face attached. Maybe.
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"The Hour of the
Pig" is one of those movies (ala "Name
of the Rose") which tries to capture the
essence of the human condition by stripping away
the veneer of modern society and showing that
earlier times were about the same, only less
technological. A lawyer weary of Parisian society
wanders into the simple rural life where he is
expected to defend a gypsy's pig in a murder
trial. He finds that the rural socity he had
idealized is as corrupt as the urban one he left
behind, and he becomes even more cynical. I
believe this is a mandatory element of all French
cinema, where the characters always become more
cynical as the movie progresses. I'm rambling.
More to the point, here are Lysette Anthony's
full frontal scenes, as captured by Pal.
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Pal's collage of Sophia Dix in
the same movie. She also did a full frontal
scene, and went one better with a sex scene as
well.
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Saturday's
Images and Links. |
I guess if you like bad
movies, like Scoopy Jr, you may also like bad TV.
It doesn't get much worse than "The
Abominable Showman", a strange thing that
aired 1988-1990. Here's a site which summarizes
everything possible about the show.
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Shannon Whirry |
Another Fun House staple, the
busty, b-movie, bimbo extraordinaire. Thanks to
R?ddler for all four of these super sized vidcap
collages.
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Shannon Whirry from
"Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #2.
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Shannon Whirry from
"Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #3.
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Shannon Whirry from
"Animal Instincts", by R?ddler #4.
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Fun House Variety |
Next up at bat, from Attitude,
here is Loryn Locklin from the movie
"Fortress". You may have recognized
this sexy blonde from about a dozen commercials
promoing stuff from mini-vans and cleaning
products. Or maybe from the Jim Belushi-Charles
Grodin buddy movie, "Taking Care of
Business". Either way, see her now with
acting machine, Christopher Lambert.
Unfortunately, for a rated R movie,
"Fortress" had one of the most PG rated
loves scenes ever filmed. Seriously, Lambert
showed more skin.
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Here's a cute Brit actress,
Naomi Watts. Vidcaps from "Gross
Misconduct".
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From CHUD, Pam Anderson, Naked
from "Raw Justice". A real stretch for
Pam in that one. She had to play a hooker. I
think this could be a definite contender for the
"Most Unusual Cast" Award. Maybe not
the worst, but certainly odd. This winner stars
David Keith, Robert Hays, Charles Napier, Leo
Rossi, and Stacy Keach! Woo-Hoo! Now that's
Entertainment!
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From Hugo, great vidcaps of
Sarita Choudhury from "Kama Sutra"
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These next couple are kinda
cool. They're vidcaps alright, but from CD ROM
Games! From Taryn, here's Kari Whitman from the
interactive game "Voyeur II".
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More of the former bunny babe
from "Voyeur II".
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Another one of Kari from
"Voyeur II". On a side note, like most
of our favorite b-movie celebs, Kari has also
stared in a women-in-prison flick..."Chained
Heat II".
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Another Attitude scan from a
game, this time it's Monique Parent from
"Phantasmagoria 2:Puzzle of Flesh".
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Belinda Charlton |
Belinda Charlton? A page three
chick.
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Belinda Charlton #2.
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Belinda Charlton #3.
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Belinda Charlton #4.
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Belinda Charlton #5.
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Belinda Charlton #6.
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Belinda Charlton #7.
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Belinda Charlton #8.
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Belinda Charlton #9.
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Belinda Charlton #10. I think
this last one has to be the best. I love the
little note she wrote as part of the autograph!
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